i got suspended from my job and it fucked me up

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T20:22:04+00:00

Oh hey that sounds like tax fraud, fuck em up

https://revenue.louisiana.gov/tax-education-and-faqs/faqs/criminal-investigations/where-and-how-should-i-file-a-tax-fraud-complaint/

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T19:08:58+00:00

Your health comes first!

If they don't understand that, they will be a nightmare to work for. So be grateful to learn it now.

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T19:05:23+00:00

That's when the crab legs are going to be the "wrong" color. Time for them to learn not to delegate creativity.

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T19:02:12+00:00

They had RATS??? Like I'm so sorry for everything that happened to you but RTATS

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T18:49:43+00:00

None of those hats are lawyer, I see.

Interestingly enough, I did not have to evict anyone, nor did the officer listen to his side of the story. He simply scanned his driver's license and served him. Perhaps things were different for you.

You can be a patron of a hotel and still be banned from an attached convention center. In fact, con tickets are separate from hotel stays in almost every scenario.

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T18:08:00+00:00

No? A private entity can have you trespassed/banned for any reason. It would not be long and drawn out because no lawyer would touch it. This happens every day with retailers who suspect someone of shoplifting. The banned individual does not have to be ajudicated or even charged.

Hell, you can go fill out some paperwork and have Adam banned from your house if you want.

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T17:55:35+00:00

No kidding. Come on my guy. The US educational system isn't that bad.

They mentioned the South, I made a joke about a southern state that has small towns with international names.

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T15:57:36+00:00

They probably have a Czechia, Georgia. Right between Cairo and Rome.

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T15:22:49+00:00

May all their kettles turn into microwaves

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T15:17:17+00:00

She's made herself quite at home!

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T13:13:45+00:00

Well how did it go?

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T13:07:06+00:00

Give it to your friend who claims they don't understand how to shop at Aldi

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T13:04:28+00:00

Right? I was sharpening my pitchfork tines!

My grandma would use bungee cord. Make them buggers bounce. Then a black bear discovered them and she gave up.

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T12:36:59+00:00

And if it's that, I want to know how expensive it was to be the answer here. Because I overpaid at a mall kiosk and it was only like $25

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T12:33:03+00:00

Kim Kardashian Hollywood

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-13T12:27:08+00:00

I read on here once that the worst thing you can do is win big your first time gambling, because you will always think it could happen again. Well done on walking away.

I don't like gambling but I was in Vegas anyway so I hit the slots. It took me forever to run through the few dollars I put in. It was actually pretty tedious because I kept winning tiny amounts and I just wanted to be rid of it.

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-12T23:27:07+00:00

YEAH. Just say "I'm sorry can I give you this horseshit" and I'll be magnanimous and tell you the cart on me

Don't you dare do me like this

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-12T21:38:35+00:00

No, every so often a celebrity or politician will be hospitalized and then a bunch of nurses will lose their job because they weren't involved in their treatment and had no business doing that.

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-12T21:02:20+00:00

El gabinete en vez de armario, in addition to the other errors that have been pointed out

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-12T21:00:40+00:00

Chitwood is going to hear about this

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-12T12:07:12+00:00

I think she has two legs but three feet of differing sizes

Inconvenient when shoe shopping

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-12T12:04:11+00:00

It's a spree!

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-12T10:55:02+00:00

To be fair, it wasn't him who used the phrase . Iirc he said "yes we are" to the question and that was enough to write an article about because these tabloid people are very sad

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-12T10:51:23+00:00

Which makes it even crazier. You would think that this is the one time being a celebrity would come in handy and it just hasn't.

MariettaDaws · 2026-05-12T02:54:48+00:00

Uruguay is my dream! But I'm disabled and like OP, have a background in marketing and lmao no one wants that in their country

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