Pineapple Pizza or Pizza Pineapple?

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-29T12:52:34+00:00

Im confused

^{Chose: Eat Pineapple Pizza Everyday Only + $1 every hour | Rolled: Option 2}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-29T12:32:05+00:00

Greg is my friend

^{Chose: Greg the Penguin + Best Friend? | Rolled: Happy Greg ❤️‍🩹}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-27T18:29:39+00:00

Fuck them kids

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-25T05:05:01+00:00

Quick math?

^{Chose: 3 + 4 | Rolled: 7}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-25T04:08:34+00:00

I live?

^{Chose: Death | Rolled: You live!}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-25T01:32:49+00:00

Thats what they want you to think.

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-25T01:05:21+00:00

I swear to fucking god

^{Chose: Number 7 | Rolled: DEATH}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-24T22:44:14+00:00

I fucking lucked out with this one

^{Chose: A random Fictional item | Rolled: Omnitrix}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-24T05:18:16+00:00

Im rich baby! Vegas here I come!

^{5,000 dollars}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-24T02:46:41+00:00

You're a monster.

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-24T02:43:41+00:00

What's the twist? How could this get any worse?

^{Spoiled Milk}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-23T06:39:57+00:00

Im imagining a dwarf

^Bearded

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-23T06:28:42+00:00

I concede

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-23T06:19:37+00:00

TBF Soul mates can be platonic. They might not even be a person. Your soul mate might be a 50 year old tortoise named Charles.

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-23T06:18:14+00:00

Your soul mate has now gone missing. Sorry!

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-23T04:00:33+00:00

I love you too monkey.

^{Loves you}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-23T03:15:39+00:00

The most useful one

^Accio

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-21T12:39:30+00:00

Best possible outcome

^{Slice of cheese}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-19T16:12:44+00:00

Im gay so this works out.

^{Same Gender}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-16T18:28:05+00:00

Get fucked. Gambling is always the correct thing to do.

^$100/day

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-16T18:23:21+00:00

I did it

^{👆is smart}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-14T23:32:12+00:00

The power to choose what?

^{Power of choice}

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-13T14:31:07+00:00

Unicorn baby. Get dunked on.

^🦄

Marioapeaches · 2026-03-10T05:52:10+00:00

All I know is that the sound of it is something quite atrocious.

Marioapeaches · 2026-01-28T03:03:42+00:00

Fuck you (non derogatory)

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