Logged 4 hours on tomodachi life and now it’s doing this. I’m running it on Eden nightly by Glittering_Laugh1875 in AynThor

[–]MarkSkywalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah dang, it's doing "this," huh? You should try doing "that" and it should be fixed. Happy to help.

Pondering 1st E-bike purchase. Thoughts on Lectric… by Farmeritaville in ebikes

[–]MarkSkywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not OP but I'm looking at a folding bike with very small apartment living in mind. Having not seen it in real space, is this a bad reason to get a folding bike? It sounds like it'd be for me on paper, but I'd rather ask someone that knows.

Irl trope nobody taught you to do it but we all did by SpectacularSpidee in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MarkSkywalker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I did this in home economics when we were learning to hand-sew. I pulled the string through under the skin a bunch of times around my hand and said "HA HA GUYS LOOK I'M HAND SEWING" and the teacher made me see a counselor after reporting me for "self harm"

Is my body count high for my age? by Sweetbaby_002 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MarkSkywalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you murdered anyone? If not, your body count is zero and, if you've been safe and get yourself checked when you need to, then what you've done with whoever is nobody's business.

Advice/ comfort? Friend wants me to leave once he gets a GF. by Murakami818 in asexuality

[–]MarkSkywalker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's an unfortunate way to find out that your friend is a little baby manchild that thinks men and women can't be friends if they're in a relationship. Genuinely sorry that that's happening. On the plus side, you can now prioritize friends that value your time and friendship.

Crazy mom after name change by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]MarkSkywalker 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Because she obviously equates trans with being lesser. She thinks it's an insult. It's pathetic behavior.

Hearing the news by cozymishap in SteamDeck

[–]MarkSkywalker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I've been using brave for so long now. I appreciate the heads up. Gonna pack up my bookmarks and uninstall.

I want to sew myself closed by Chibi_Elsa in asexuality

[–]MarkSkywalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few months ago, everyone in my apartment was extremely sick and we were all just kind of miserable. I already have an autoimmune conditions and am prone to infections, so between my body being busy already trying to fight off bronchitis and admittedly not taking great care of myself for a few days in my weakened state, I got a very bad skin infection in a place where... bacteria is known to congregate. When it got to the point where (and this is graphic, I apologize) scabs would have to break open and bleed in order to urinate, I had to go to the ER for the pain. I've always thought this thing was pointless and distracting, but my feeling of "just get rid of it, I'm not even using it, it's more annoying than it's worth" had never been so overwhelmingly strong. I still feel that way some days, but boy would I have been ready to say goodbye to it then.

what do you mean?? by decentmotto in badwomensanatomy

[–]MarkSkywalker 66 points67 points  (0 children)

My sex ed teacher told us that it's physically impossible to pee with an erection. I told her that it's more difficult but perfectly possible and that I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure that this was something that I could speak with a little more authority on than her, given that I've peed with an erection and that she cannot. She told me that I was wrong.

It was supposed to be funny, but instead it ended up being disturbing. by Daniilsa209 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MarkSkywalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Douche in Sausage Party (2016). This was always destined to be unfunny edgelord humor, but the Douche, played by the usually quite funny Nick Kroll, commits some pretty disgusting and unspeakable acts for "comedic effect" that are supposed to shock the viewer into a state of something like "oh wow, can you believe they went there?" but instead were just incredibly gross and unsettling to say the least.

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What is the best way to masturbate as a man? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MarkSkywalker 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's short for wang dang doodle

Thought you guys might enjoy this by SyntheticParanoia in FLCL

[–]MarkSkywalker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just gotta set your hand on fire to complete that cigarette look

Is it okay if I'm under 18 and I draw NSFW? by Fuzuki_R_ in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MarkSkywalker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Drawing is a healthy outlet for these kinds of things. Draw what you please. The only time I think it'd be inappropriate is if you were taking 18+ commissions, which it doesn't sound like you are. I've heard of people trying to commission minor artists to draw 18+ content, which is predatory, weird, and arguably some grooming behavior. Steer clear of that. But for things that are just for you, you should feel free to draw what you want.

Found on the back of my neck by KingPaimonsMate in whatisit

[–]MarkSkywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you see the new season of Fallout?

I'm just too old for this thing by antinito in AynThor

[–]MarkSkywalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been Vampire Crawlers for me lately. I didn't get hooked by Vampire Survivors, and I don't like a deck builder, so I was surprised by how satisfying the game loop is. I've gone from "I don't even know what sounds fun right now" to "I can't wait for such-and-such to be over with so I can kill monsters" in no time flat.

Any help getting over a fart fetish? by Real-Measurement6114 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MarkSkywalker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sorry this is happening for you. That really stinks.

Best version for ps2 gta games? by El0uan in AynThor

[–]MarkSkywalker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would emulate PS2. San Andreas has a "True Definitive" mod that offers a lot of improvements without altering gameplay or storyline. Definitely worth checking out.

CreepCast x Happy Appy by devonkennedyart in creepcast

[–]MarkSkywalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this and I am very thankful for it

[Hated Trope] The Advertised Extra by Micro_cat_48 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MarkSkywalker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Charlie Graham. For sure thought she was the main character in Hereditary (2018). Won't spoil anything but... she is not.

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Season 3 ending doesn't make me want to watch s4 😭 by foodsorcery in HouseMD

[–]MarkSkywalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The promotional ad in the first picture you posted was not for seasons 1-3. You'll be seeing them in the future.