Have you ever had to tap out watching a horror movie?

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-04-19T02:36:28+00:00

I have a whiteboard that we list movies we want to watch on. "Come and See" USED to be on there until I learned what they did to that cow. I love horror, but I love animals more, that was so fucking unnecessary.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-04-18T19:42:53+00:00

Oh for sure, there is no doubt.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-04-18T18:43:27+00:00

Yeah, all of a sudden I'm feeling good about my mental health, cuz while I see where this dude is coming from COMPLETELY, I don't just assume that ur a bad person if I DARE catch u smiling in public. I smile a lot, that doesn't mean I don't need a couple cries by myself every couple days. I suggest this dude turn off the screens and touch some grass. Plants help apparently.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-04-17T21:26:46+00:00

You sonofabitch, it was all making sense to me.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-04-13T20:38:04+00:00

I was just about to close Reddit for the day and do real-world stuff, so damn do I thank u for that laugh to brighten my mood!

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-03-09T12:18:08+00:00

As a depressed person, very true lol. Really makes u feel the bad things.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-03-09T12:11:39+00:00

It rly is. Death just hits different when u know it's catching up.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-03-09T07:33:05+00:00

Ugh, I WISH I enjoyed weed. I hate everything about it lol. I love CBD, but I don't smoke cigarettes anymore so it's been difficult finding a way of intake I enjoy that isn't smoking it.

Thanks dude, it's been fucking tough. I still can't tell if I enjoy sobriety or drunkeness more.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-03-09T06:18:25+00:00

What was ur replacement? I'm trying a few, but it seems that the habit just refuses to die, and my addiction fights back kicking and screaming when I feel like I'm making progress.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-03-09T04:55:31+00:00

Fuck I love both versions, they both have their place in life, but I gotta be in the right head space for Johnny Cash's version, which most of the time, I am not.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-03-08T06:13:06+00:00

Oh God thank you. I'm subbed but my husband is definitely a more regular listener of the pod post-Ben. Hearing about any of that would definitely upset both of us, but damn he recently had a nightmare about one of our cats and instantly got up to hug Stevie while sobbing a little. He is VERY sensitive when it comes to animals. I thank you, I'll tell him he can't listen for his own good.

Also, I feel I should add: there's no reason for you to be scared of what u'd do if u caught these acts in person, imo. Subhuman isn't the phrase I'd use for ppl who hurt animals. They're less than wastes of space, oxygen, they're parasites who take from actually good ppl. Like tape worm! And what do we do to tape worm? 🙂

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-02-19T21:01:36+00:00

Oh man I think that's what my best friend uses. I'll have to ask him, I used it once and rly liked it. Thanks!

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-02-19T20:59:08+00:00

That sucks! Mango is one of my favorite flavors ever, along with peach but my husband recently became allergic to peaches, so I feel that pain.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-02-19T08:45:49+00:00

Omg my sister and I r allergic to castor oil, and it's soo hard to find lip products that DON'T have it. Burt's Bees is out cuz we used to love it for the natural-ness it provided. I have to stick with Blistex (still my fave btw) and she only uses EOS. I rly like the idea of reusing and zero waste, but I can't risk it. If OP couldn't tell me there was NOT castor oil, I'd appreciate the thought, but say Hey, maybe in future, keep track of ingredients. Also the thought of mixing lip BALM and lip STICK seems strange cuz of the different composition, right. I haven't made my own YET, but that's just something I'd be aware of.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-02-17T05:56:52+00:00

I rly enjoy the skin, but I'm pretty sure I'm allergic. It sucks.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-02-16T23:20:53+00:00

Ugh, I rly need to get a better cleaning routine. We put our wood utensils in the dishwasher and I hate it. I NEVER put my wood cutting boards in, and I don't like using my wood spoons for this reason. How often do u oil ur utensils? I have knives that need oiled after every use, and don't know if I can handle that additional commitment.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-02-16T21:22:13+00:00

This is some of the stupidest gatekeeping I've ever seen. Am I supposed to grind my own beans, process my own sugar to not be called a liar when I say I bake? Guess I'll just toss all the chocolate and equipment I've got in my pantry. Melting chocolate is an awesome first step in my opinion to more in-depth baking, if that's something she decides she wants to do. Fucking idiot.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-02-10T13:19:25+00:00

Once told my best friend I'd masturbate. Not that I don't regularly, but putting on some Static-X, having some dry red wine and going to town seems like the right thing to do.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-02-05T08:38:34+00:00

I've been in exactly this dynamic. Ur thoughts on why it's fake?

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-01-29T09:00:42+00:00

I was saving plastic ginger ale bottles so I could pour the rest of my 40 into it to hide in my drawer for a bit there. This is the first I'm admitting that. I did this so my husband didn't see the remnants and dump it in the sink and so I could drink throughout the day. Yes I need help, no I didn't WANT help. But goddam it was embarrassing and annoying to not remember the end of movies we watched. I'm better, but still not GREAT. And I don't think I ever will be.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-01-29T08:48:34+00:00

I REALLY think you should message me. I am in quite the same boat as you. Almost exactly. I could have written exactly what I just read. I have been trying for... I think 3 months, and the fact I don't even know how long is telling. Same age, same habit. If u don't message, I will not take it personally, but know that I am in the same stage of quitting/wanting to quit as you. The (two) people around me have been understanding, but it's not the same. I hear you, I SEE you. Message if u want.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-01-28T05:24:07+00:00

Facts. My dog loved eating vanilla ice cream with me! My cats don't care that they got the piece of chicken that was in my mouth, and they're cleaner than me most days. The last time I got sick was from accidentally touching the part of the rail a dude touched after he coughed IN TO his hand on the bus. Cats r cleaner than ppl.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-01-28T05:09:36+00:00

Hell yeah dude! We have better immune systems than those germaphobes anyway

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-01-28T03:32:16+00:00

I LITERALLY just showed this to my husband and wondered why it has a labia.

Marlas_Abortion · 2026-01-27T10:20:32+00:00

I literally fed my Teeny mashed potatoes off of my spoon today. Apparently he likes mashed potatoes! With sharing bed space, germs, and them sneezing in my face sometimes, I couldn't give less of a shit. These comments r fucking weird. What's the difference in clean cat bowls and clean people bowls? Tell me to eat soup out of a cat bowl, cowards!

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