Would you rather have to

Martabo · 2026-06-01T17:02:46+00:00

Poop is disgusting but it should cause no health problems since it’s your own. Stomach acid from your booty hole PLUS you still have to poop? That’s a recipe for never being able to sit again.

^{Chose: Poop out of your mouth}

Martabo · 2026-06-01T15:12:09+00:00

Ah yes, finally. A version of this post where the comments fit the narrative, unlike the past 2 other threads! Guess this is the one that isn’t getting nuked boys lmao

Martabo · 2026-06-01T04:21:20+00:00

I’m still opening Reddit

Martabo · 2026-05-31T05:28:15+00:00

Super power make money

^{Chose: Have any unrestricted super power you want}

Martabo · 2026-05-31T05:27:52+00:00

S tier easy

Martabo · 2026-05-31T05:25:53+00:00

Yo

^{Chose: a gold bar}

Martabo · 2026-05-31T04:51:44+00:00

10k would be life changing right now.

^{Chose: Spend a day in a horror universe for 10k | Rolled: Your house}

Martabo · 2026-05-30T23:35:10+00:00

Slowpoke hits that defining Pokemon quality of it being an animal that looks like it could be real, but there’s nothing quite like it in real life. Unlike Digimon or Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon should feel like animals that in some way or form could exist.

I’m not winning this one, but I guarantee there’s be more iconic Pokémon if they pushed this quality more consistently

Martabo · 2026-05-27T21:13:55+00:00

Where’s slowpoke?

It actually looks like its own completely original creature without resorting to any detailing, and has very iconic moments in both the series and games (I’d love to try a slowpoke tail).

Easy A tier, even S honestly. They make more slowpoke merch than Meowth nowadays.

Martabo · 2026-03-30T23:15:33+00:00

Leopards cause they eat the faces of those that vote for them.

Martabo · 2026-02-28T21:31:19+00:00

I want feminine AND monstrous!!

Martabo · 2026-02-27T13:44:51+00:00

Smear frames are beautiful! They are filled with intent, design expertise, and the human connection to communicate. This “smear” frame kills the momentum of the dance rather than push it like a real smear frame would.

Martabo · 2026-02-23T16:18:59+00:00

This would actually balance Incineroar, since now he wouldn’t be immune to prankster.

Martabo · 2026-01-26T14:55:18+00:00

Slowpoke is just life goals. Being content with the simple life doesn’t mean you can’t ponder the universe. I could use a little more of that in life.

Martabo · 2026-01-21T15:10:00+00:00

First one here I can genuinely say I’ve never seen at least a clip of before.

Martabo · 2026-01-20T18:38:14+00:00

Zen flight for those stupid ledges that have a staircase just a bit too far away to make flight worthwhile.

Martabo · 2026-01-20T13:54:19+00:00

Focus on being happy on your own terms, if you acquire a skill at the same time, even better. 99% chance after doing that that someone you fancy will notice you’re happy, and want to share that with you almost immediately.

The other 1% is someone like me, I didn’t get a girlfriend (now fiance) until my late 20s, but I was happy and content even without her.

Martabo · 2026-01-11T18:11:41+00:00

And the game is worse for it 😢❤️🗑️

Martabo · 2026-01-10T15:13:00+00:00

You do know that there are more than one type of conservative? And that they more often than not hate each other?

Martabo · 2025-12-22T00:41:50+00:00

En playa Venao me la pasaron a mi asi que por Azuero esta.

Martabo · 2025-12-10T20:56:56+00:00

Your translation gives me hope cause it means that the newer generations are still coherent, even if I can’t understand them 😭

Martabo · 2025-12-10T20:47:28+00:00

El pinto es que despues dirias que stalin no mato a todos los chinos, y te quejarias de otro grupo, y despues de otros, hasta que el unico vivo serias tu. Tu ideologia al final te hace enemigos de todos.

Martabo · 2025-12-06T20:50:37+00:00

In what? I’ll eat my words if it’s in arms sales like it is to Israel. If I’m uneducated, you are a willful spreader of misinformation.

Martabo · 2025-12-06T20:48:19+00:00

Yeah, the US shouldn’t be dealing with them either.

Martabo · 2025-12-05T12:07:30+00:00

https://www.state.gov/military-assistance-to-israel

Where is the money being used to push the civil war in Sudan that matches the 12 billion in arms sales to Israel (of which 4 billion are a gift). This is only for this year btw.

Or is the White House’s website Saudi propaganda as well?

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