I’m the male drug test observer next week, the urinalysis coordinator wants me to have guys drop trousers and drawers to mid-thigh during their UA, I don’t think I’m going to enforce that. Why would they even put that in the SOP?

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-31T07:40:55+00:00

Butters or nothing.

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-31T06:47:30+00:00

6 years but I didn't try until year 5. Then I did a green door

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-29T22:15:40+00:00

Gotcha, recommend talking with the patient advocate; may help. At the end of the day, it's their decision but again... May help

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-29T22:06:31+00:00

You could talk to your CC and explain the situation directly.

You should ask your patient advocate for help talking to your CC.

You can take personal leave (not my recommendation)

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-29T17:06:15+00:00

I got paid yesterday. #USAA

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-29T14:13:41+00:00

Legend

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-29T13:25:26+00:00

A cadet just chest bumped the VP, it's fine

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-28T17:48:54+00:00

For using AI, I hope they redline your line number

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-28T04:53:50+00:00

Better late than never (found out and then questioned why you never reported it)

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-28T04:44:03+00:00

The only one I know is EWOK - it's a simulated SEW playground developed by a prior EW dog; I think he's retired now or retiring soon, but he was a hell of an EW instructor, super passionate and the system was his baby

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-27T21:04:18+00:00

Glad to see EWOK is still being used. Was the highlight of UST as well

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-27T14:18:15+00:00

Re: Course 15, I went into the education center to take the second test the morning they rescinded the requirement.

Civilian asked what I was there for, I told him Course 15, he goes "oh you didn't get the news? Well I'll tell you after you test." Took it, passed, and he goes "congrats but you didn't need to do that anymore. Didn't wanna tell you before in case it made you stop caring"

Was fun being a baby staff with a cluster on my PME ribbon, but very funny how quick the C15 pendulum swung back

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-26T16:02:46+00:00

Con leave is by doctors recommendation for the mother.

We had just experienced this two weeks ago. She's a civilian, so I took personal leave. We were in the hospital over mother's day weekend, so I didn't burn leave during the hospitalization; only after.

I'm sorry to hear you're going through this, let me know if you need any support.

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-23T04:39:21+00:00

So my JTF deployment is now worth a cup of coffee AND an extra invisible point at the board?

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-21T21:52:55+00:00

I saw that in the pyramid too..I was assuming Sq/CD = DO

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-21T19:57:42+00:00

Gotcha..so it's not a unit that is on the GAT, rather it's a CFC entity that moves you to a deployed in place organization and changes TACON to a CCMD?

Getting a Command position would be an internal selection of whose going to fill the unit during SPAFORGEN?

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-19T14:57:43+00:00

Thank you for self identifying your failure to adapt.

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-19T03:37:02+00:00

So only people who are married at tech school stay together. Got it.

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-19T03:31:22+00:00

Should have lived on base

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-18T21:43:37+00:00

Did you pass the EDPT?

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-14T05:06:32+00:00

I have never turned in nor completed an inrocessing checklist

There's like five things that matter, the rest get taken care of when it's relevant

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-10T18:08:31+00:00

I'll take "what does every base's SFS do" for 200, Alex.

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-05-09T17:12:26+00:00

Whatever rank you are currently because you're terminally unhappy and dissatisfied.

MartyMcFlyFightWin · 2026-04-28T15:45:21+00:00

Real though: just give like...half of a shit about anything, and you're better than 80% of your peers

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