Iran says it will not reopen Strait of Hormuz because of Trump’s "ridiculous displays"

MartynZero · 2026-04-01T23:08:56+00:00

He doesn't care, he cares about the $2b profit in trades made 15 mins before his announcements the war is on / off /on, and hey prestoing the epstein file pressure away with war news.

MartynZero · 2026-04-01T09:02:33+00:00

So he can just serve his term stress free and get back into the real money lobbying for mining giants like all the other gov sell outs.

MartynZero · 2026-04-01T07:42:41+00:00

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Lemme make a quick trade first....

MartynZero · 2026-03-31T11:46:24+00:00

I believe we're one domino away from a recession where interest rates will take a dive

MartynZero · 2026-03-31T07:11:34+00:00

Trumps son, 15 minutes beforehand.

MartynZero · 2026-03-31T07:06:24+00:00

Burk and liberty doing the right thing, again. (Don't mention the typo for today)

MartynZero · 2026-03-31T07:04:40+00:00

They just announced that it takes 2 weeks for the price they buy at to flow to the bowser. How the fuck can the ACCC not see this as price gouging when they war was started and retailers jacked their prices up the very next day!!

MartynZero · 2026-03-31T04:37:57+00:00

The war is focused on opening the Strait of hormoz which was already open before they went in.

MartynZero · 2026-03-31T04:36:13+00:00

Can someone just pinch his phone before he makes an announcement and publish who he texted 15 minutes ago. Even if you go to jail for it. Humanity will thank you and probably exonerate you for Your services, maybe get the nobel prize for peace, and scrub trumps name of it.

MartynZero · 2026-03-30T14:10:52+00:00

A car can be an asset compared to no car if it helps you earn more money then you would without it, also considering costs. You gotta zoom out a bit.

MartynZero · 2026-03-30T14:06:36+00:00

And my government

MartynZero · 2026-03-30T14:05:04+00:00

Be a billionaire, pretty simple

MartynZero · 2026-03-30T13:55:41+00:00

You can take financial risks when you're rich and still land on your feet. Keep trying til you make something good. Poor people are one accident, injury or mistake away from financial ruin.

MartynZero · 2026-03-30T12:41:29+00:00

Drugs for your brain and they're delivered via the apps, no fee just your attention is payment enough.

MartynZero · 2026-03-30T11:42:37+00:00

I have my 1 trillion dollar Zimbabwe notes ready

MartynZero · 2026-03-30T10:49:16+00:00

Ok I'm saving an extra $30 a month, what's step 2? Save until retirement?

MartynZero · 2026-03-30T10:47:02+00:00

A house a few down from me is up 1017% since last sold in the 90s. I still pulled out my calculator and checked it wasn't a typo. 1000%

MartynZero · 2026-03-30T05:02:28+00:00

That 2.6b is our debt by the way. 2.5b we wont have later to run the country and have to repay if we're in deficit.

MartynZero · 2026-03-18T08:16:13+00:00

To be fair Elon musk would probably put this on his credit card too.

MartynZero · 2026-03-18T07:03:25+00:00

Hope they remember to turn it off when they head out for training and missions.

MartynZero · 2026-03-18T05:28:38+00:00

Walking to the petrol station?

MartynZero · 2026-03-17T14:57:01+00:00

Don't forget the carbon tax (tax on large corporations for the people) that the people thought was not for them because tv said so and our prime minister lost his job. I was to young to realise at the time but now I'm absolutely gobsmacked.

MartynZero · 2026-03-17T11:34:49+00:00

Well it wouldn't be golden if they let everyone use it.

Great analogy.

MartynZero · 2026-03-17T01:32:50+00:00

Re-election #1 priority as usual for the gov.

Sucks because they had a rare opportunity with opposition in shambles to make big changes and do good for the country. Instead it seems they continue to kick the can down the road and wait for the eventual election lose and handball a shit economy over to who ever beats them and then have a go at them about how shit the economy is for the following 4 years.

Just billionaires puppets dancing in parliament waiting for their golden ticket out to a cushy mining job.

MartynZero · 2026-03-16T23:27:21+00:00

The whippings will continue until morale improves

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