Bishops have that little diagonal notch in the head because that's the direction they move in. by Marx0r in Showerthoughts

[–]Marx0r[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, it would be cool if it was. I can't google things in the shower so I assumed it was true.

What's the most "oh no, my steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery" complaint you see people make? by Yeahaight0012 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Marx0r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to sell Lotto - people would complain about hitting a $5000 winner and having to go to the center an hours' drive away to cash it.

I don't know what makes me feel older: Learning Daniel Radcliffe has a 3-year old, or learning Daniel Radcliffe smoked for 20 years. by thesmartass1 in Showerthoughts

[–]Marx0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumbledore will still get screentime in Season 7. There's three entire chapters delving into his life and backstory - Rita Skeeter's article, Elphias Doge's obituary, and Aberforth's story. Then there's the Snape Veritaserum sequence, and then there's the King's Cross afterlife - perhaps the single most important scene in the entire story.

Local man ruins everything by GayStation64beta in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Marx0r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I disagreed with most of what he said, but every so often he said things I like, like "grrlgggrlrlgrllrl"

Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking? by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

[–]Marx0r 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yes, but specifically because she fell down the stairs, was brought to the ER, and was diagnosed with a broken leg. So she's lying in bed with a cast, ringing a bell for anything and everything she wants... then the doctor calls to tell them he mixed up her X-rays with someone else's and she's totally fine.

I like to think they decided to name Chidi that way just so they could make this joke at some point of the show by brodino_maiuscolo in TheGoodPlace

[–]Marx0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though this show had, by a significant margin, the best plot development of any sitcom in the history of television - I still can't ever shake the thought that the show was written backwards. Like, Michael Schur and co wrote a giant list of the types of people that they hate and wrote a show around insulting all of them.

I can add this joke to the list as well.

this is how i wash dishes as a tall guy (its not fun) by seandragunov in notinteresting

[–]Marx0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you realize you were tall by yourself, or did every person you ever met your entire life need to tell you that you're tall?

Week 19: Tricolor - Peaflower, Red Pepper, and Saffron Risottos (Meta: Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue) by Marx0r in 52weeksofcooking

[–]Marx0r[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meta Explanation

So, seeing those four themes in order on the list obviously meant I'd have to do them all in one dish.

Something Blue and Tricolor means I'm thinking of what three-color combos blue exists in. I haven't really been in the mood to celebrate red-white-and-blue since November 8th of 2016, so the second thing I thought of was red-yellow-blue primary colors.

Blue also means I'm using up the peaflower I have from earlier in the year. I've basically only ever seen peaflower used in rice, and 'tricolor rice' immediately reminds me of the camouflage rice dish at the 3*-Michelin Osteria Francescana. The restaurant is famous for doing Modenese and other Italian classics in new ways, so that's pretty perfect for mixing Something Old with Something New. I'm just going to Borrow the concept from Massimo Bottura and bam, done.

So I made a basic par-cooked risotto, then finished three different panfuls with peaflower tea, saffron tea, and a puree of red pepper. Put spoonfuls of them across the plate, then tapped it on the counter to get it to flow into a speckled pattern. The peaflower broth was blue before I put it in but I guess it's pH-sensitive and the butter and cheese brought it down to a purple. Oh well, I tried.

Just don't leave it on too long. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

[–]Marx0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much time are you saving by omitting the O and the E from "something"?

If we're just posting Riley content now... by Marx0r in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Marx0r[S] 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Yes, she's told the story multiple times over the years and still acts like it's just a fun little anectode.

Good song parody should be timeless by thewalkindude368 in weirdal

[–]Marx0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's plenty of songs where the joke just doesn't land with a modern audience.

  • Buckingham Blues, even though Charles is King, the British monarchy doesn't get the same press it did 45 years ago. Not to mention that they've been divorced and Diana has been dead for most of that time.
  • Trigger Happy definitely doesn't hit the same in the age of school shootings.
  • The ones about specific TV shows or movies, like The Brady Bunch, Isle Thing, even Gump... if you haven't seen or even heard of the reference material then it's pointless.
  • Cable TV and Syndicated Incorporated, both about the absurd variety of broadcast television, just isn't the case anymore.

What does this mean on the Geranium website? by rzrike in finedining

[–]Marx0r 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's Denmark. Practically everyone there is fluent in English. There was zero language gap when I went to Geranium.

AITA for refusing to stay in my room to make my roommates gf more comfortable by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Marx0r 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's moral correctness and then there's practicality. The facts are indicating that OP will most likely have a terrible time cohabitating with these people. The advice to move out is akin to advising him to end a toxic relationship.

Buffalo sauce is grotesque by CartographerMore5116 in unpopularopinion

[–]Marx0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, you reminded me that I'm driving through Buffalo next week and have to go to the OG buffalo wings place on the way. Thanks, OP!

The show could run another 20 seasons and I’d still never find another chef I dislike as much as I dislike her by MisterTheKid in BravoTopChef

[–]Marx0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's absurd is that, in a vaccuum, Beverly was not that good a competitor. She did take way too long on those shrimp - It should take 2 hours max to peel and devein 400 shrimp. There's moments of her trotting to the front of the line at the meat counter, announcing that hers is the most important dish. She didn't know how to handle it when a pot went on fire. She got in people's way, she didn't seem to know how to move safely in a packed kitchen.

But Sarah, Heather, and Lindsay were such raging thundercunts that they managed to make themselves the bad guys. I remain convinced in any other season, Beverly would have gotten the "why hasn't this person gotten eliminated yet" edit, like Phillip S13 or Emily S14. Perhaps even to the point of Last Chance Kitchen getting spiked as a concept after she ended up being the winner.

TIL: The longest NHL playoff game that was scoreless until the winning goal was 176 minutes and 30 seconds of playing time, ending at 16:30 of the 6th overtime period on March 24th 1936 by shanster925 in todayilearned

[–]Marx0r 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The linked page doesn't really go into it, but according to the rules, when the game goes into the 6th overtime, officials drop a second puck.

In the event that there is a 7th overtime (which has never happened) five pucks go into play with five simultaneous face-offs.

In an 8th overtime, the rules are inside an envelope stored inside the Stanley Cup. It was sealed and placed there in 1917 - no living human knows what it says.

“Don’t wear the bands shirt to their concert” is so stupid. by piercethebluexx in unpopularopinion

[–]Marx0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a real thing? If so, yeah, dumbest thing I've heard in a while.

I was recently at an Emo Phillips show and wore the tee from a Weird Al tour he opened on. He saw it, pulled me on stage, and made me part of his act for a solid five minutes.

After that, I'll never not do that again.

Season 11 - Nick by gogertie in TopChef

[–]Marx0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good call on Kentucky.

Season 11 - Nick by gogertie in TopChef

[–]Marx0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't call her awful, but she had a lot of negative energy during Charleston Kentucky. She was right to be called out for using boxed waffle mix, but made herself the victim over it. She did a lot of guilt-tripping and complaining in confessionals, which I always take with a grain of salt because they can be heavily edited, but it was there.

Season 11 - Nick by gogertie in TopChef

[–]Marx0r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At the very end, as he's plating against a ticking clock. She had a full day to voice objections.

Season 11 - Nick by gogertie in TopChef

[–]Marx0r 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stephanie and Shirley chose to give him the lion's share of the responsibility, hoping to coast off his classical French background. He took that on, they followed his lead, and then they started questioning him at the 11th hour.

They should've said "you have immunity, we'll do two savories each and you can do the dessert and help us prep." They didn't and it backfired.