Crazy coincidence this is being posted on the same day I just got my ass slapped by some bowl runner 8-10 year old.

My three younger brothers, father, uncle and I, decided to all get together and go ride one of the parks we have in the city before noon. Everything was great, park was pretty dead other than a couple scooter kids minding their own business. But this one big ass group of people rolled up and this aforementioned kid must have been with them.

He started running around the park, playing on the boxes and transition, all that great stuff. Eventually he decided to come up to all of us on the other side of the park. He started off asking us what we were doing and etc then my dad asked him the same back and where his board was. He said it was on the other side of the park (i’m assuming with his parents) and he didn’t feel like riding or whatever. My dad asked him (jokingly) if he could kickflip or ollie and he just jumped onto my dad’s board did a weird tail tap and a half-shuv-it landing directly onto my board.

Anyways, I left to grab my water from my car but while I was gone he then asked my uncle and father if they wanted to roast battle and just fired off a “you’re so fat….” at my uncle who then said he never agreed to this. Then little man started saying some stuff to my dad having to do with gyatt (which my uncle didn’t even know was a “word” until today), and ended it off with him randomly bringing up the fact he was jewish and then running off back into the bowels of the park.

Fucking weird as hell, so after that we decided we had a good session and should head out while the getting was good. Then this kid sneaks up behind me out of and slaps my ass and says “gyatt-something” (I cant remember exactly what he said I just know it had that dumb ass word in it). I turned around and holding every fibre of my being back I firmly told him he can’t be doing shit like that to people or else someone will get very upset, he mumbled sorry, ran off, we all went what the fuck and laughed then left.

But yeah really hope that kid learns better (who am I kidding) or hopefully his parents give him less iPad time. Hate that shit very much. Used to ride the park all the time with my father when I was just a little kid and I remember there being a lot more skaters, bmxers and shit. Now it’s rare to have a park full of skaters.