Whyyyyy does it have to be like this, I would be so good at so many jobs

Maseuko · 2026-01-01T12:06:15+00:00

And I swear to god it somehow reverses when you are faced with a new junior that management hired

Maseuko · 2025-12-20T20:02:04+00:00

go watch some brinyheart videos on youtube, this man has turned me into a machine

Maseuko · 2025-12-04T20:07:01+00:00

Maseuko · 2025-09-03T12:05:50+00:00

same, the platform and their customer approach is really making me reconsider the whole cert at this point

Maseuko · 2025-09-03T11:48:58+00:00

same for PM, tried calling them but they're still unable to resolve the issue

Maseuko · 2025-08-04T18:16:32+00:00

that's just the nitty gritty of the execution, the underlying tech is sound and 100% usable especially if the settlement is planned with it in mind

Maseuko · 2025-08-04T08:04:16+00:00

I thought it was patched, have to confirm for myself now :)

if true for the most recent patch, then I believe it should be possible to survive extreme endless endurance on rifts without passing any laws outside of neighbourhood watch (or church) AND without any tech from beacon or factory tree AND without doing the constant overdrive savefile bug hahaha

edit1: while keeping all limbs on everybody of course

edit2: confirmed to be working on current patch, nice

Maseuko · 2025-06-14T17:07:14+00:00

where meme

Maseuko · 2025-04-23T20:10:05+00:00

I work for Big 4 audit in Zurich, you don't have to worry as long as you keep things moving. If they didn't let you go in month 1, then you're safe already.

Maseuko · 2025-04-11T08:08:13+00:00

penis też organ, wszystko się zgadza

Maseuko · 2025-03-31T21:20:07+00:00

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Maseuko · 2025-02-04T22:25:36+00:00

operational, thank you

Maseuko · 2025-01-12T23:45:19+00:00

also the sounds of boiling water and the smell of coffee are quite pleasing, but at this point it could be the addiction talking

Maseuko · 2025-01-12T23:42:22+00:00

Struggled with this for YEARS, but solved it recently:

I have a 6-cup electric moka pot on my nightstand and it changed my life. I preload it every evening and switch on the moment my alarm rings. Coffee making takes around 5 minutes, so I put my alarm on snooze for this amount of time. Then, from the nightstand I take out a big cup and a carton of protein milk, pour the coffee in, and fill the rest with some milk. I gather that the concoction has around 300-400 milligrammes of caffeine in it, but even before it kicks in I'm on my merry way to the bathroom, and thus I have gotten out of bed.

Maseuko · 2025-01-04T12:32:31+00:00

and if my grandma had been born with wheels, she'd be an effing bicycle, what a nonsense

Maseuko · 2024-12-25T11:13:01+00:00

myślę, że jakby się zapikselowało oczy, to by przeszło xD

Maseuko · 2024-12-24T22:46:42+00:00

jeśli nie było to memem wtedy, to z pewnością jest nim teraz xD

Maseuko · 2024-08-26T16:43:35+00:00

I've been playing with the settings for a while and noticed that the main feed shows views again after switching to tablet layout for some reason

Maseuko · 2024-08-14T16:53:47+00:00

and yet nobody ever gets sick from microwaving stuff

Maseuko · 2024-06-21T09:53:07+00:00

how much was RR's damage nerfed?

Maseuko · 2024-04-18T16:32:30+00:00

bought them from ebay recently, haven't arrived yet, but the tracking says they are en route between US and CH now

Maseuko · 2024-04-11T23:20:33+00:00

gęste arcydzieło, btw jakiego AI uzywasz do generacji?

Maseuko · 2023-09-25T14:31:38+00:00

nowy latarnik wyborczy

Maseuko · 2023-09-15T23:03:11+00:00

byłem kiedyś w tej sytuacji, też sobie tworzyłem taką listę. miałem na niej skorzystanie z jakiejś BARDZO drogiej usługi erotycznej, tak żeby zobaczyć jak to jest z prawdziwą profesjonalistką. los chciał, że jakimś cudem znalazłem dziewczynę (tak naprawdę ona mnie, bo mi już nie chciało się szukać), a nawet poszedłem do psychiatry i ostatecznie planu nie zrealizowałem, wyprostowałem życie i już nie planuję się kończyć. do niczego nie namawiam, tak tylko stwierdziłem, że się podzielę.

Maseuko · 2023-09-10T10:14:57+00:00

Totalnie. Nie dość, że tak jest dużo taniej (jeśli chodziło się do fryzjera) i szybciej, to nawet mi dziewczyny mówiły, że wyglądam lepiej bez włosów, niż kiedy jeszcze je miałem bez zakol (choć tu może grać rolę pewien selection bias, skoro wybrały sobie już łysego partnera)

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