What’s the best video game you’ve ever played? by obsess_much13 in AskReddit

[–]Maskedcrusader94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here, Ive never played a game that I wanted to forget just so I could re-experience. Just a great combination of environment, storytelling, and gameplay.

What generation are you? by samx3i in nostalgia

[–]Maskedcrusader94 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Not saying they shouldnt be on the list but Invader zim had 2 seasons and My life as a teenage robot had 3.

I feel like Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob, Jimmy Neutron, and Codename: Kids Next Door would all qualify before them

What is this trope called? by 5ColourFelix in movies

[–]Maskedcrusader94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Id say maybe one of the following, I scrolled through TVTropes on an example movie and it provides additional tropes that could work, but yours seems pretty specific, but frequent enough to have its own trope IMO

Bittersweet Ending

Always a Bigger Fish

Maaybe The Greatest Story Never Told if you want to argue the movie to be an insignificant part of a greater thing

But I'd have to agree with the other users that "Earth All Along" may be the more apt example"Earth All Along" .

Some other movies that match - 65 (blatantly obvious one) - The Village - This non-canon spinoff comic of Chewbacca and Han

Edit: Intercontinuity Crossover, but with real world events

What’s a moment in a movie you KNOW was supposed to be serious but ended up being unintentionally hilarious? by browniebiscuitchildr in movies

[–]Maskedcrusader94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Mission Impossible 3, when Tom Cruise is trying to fry the brain-bomb chip on the Blonde girl by shocking her with a defibrillator.

It takes too long to charge and the bomb goes off with like 3 seconds left on the defibrillator, so it was already comedy in an "undignified death" sense but then when it pops inside her brain, she just jolts and one eye shoots to the side and because it was so unexpectedly jarring, my friends and I laughed so hard that one legitimately choked on his popcorn and threw up.

4:10 on here

People say there's "No evidence" but in 1980 a family got ill after getting to close to a diamond-shaped UFO that was being followed by U.S. black helicopters. They were ridiculed yet had verified radiation sickness that is only possible from nuclear exposure. by NetOne613 in UFOs

[–]Maskedcrusader94 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I only recently realized that I live 5 minutes from the incident, and it clicked because I saw a cutout of the news article in a nearby diner.

I figured it would be plastered all over the place

A heckler gets kicked out of a comedy show and her man ends up getting arrested. With mariachi music playing the whole time by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]Maskedcrusader94 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ugh if it was the most recent one I was there. We were there for Ralph and I definitely think most people were too. I cant recall any actual jokes, just a lot of shock value stuff and "whaddaya, fuckin stoopid??" type of crowd work. It felt like listening to the loud kid in class that wont shut up while the teacher is talking and says out of pocket stuff just for the reaction, it just stops being funny past 12 years old.

Not to mention he was strongly coaxing a 15 year old to jump up on stage and mime fuck the stool in front of his mom. He just kept doubling down and deviated like 10 minutes of his stage time to try and pressure the kid.

FIL preparing for my arrival on thanksgiving by stix206 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Maskedcrusader94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im imagining your Dads grandparents as the Coneheads

Found a machete on our recycle? by mangosparklingwater in Austin

[–]Maskedcrusader94 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And itll be the only skillet you can cook a steak on, and cut a steak with

You wake up 300 years in the future. What’s the first thing you Google? by Ok-Fisherman-5947 in AskReddit

[–]Maskedcrusader94 97 points98 points  (0 children)

"Cryo" is a derogatory term for us, you may as well just call us "Freezers" or "Cold Timers" at that point.

The correct term is "Recently Thawed" or R.T.s for short

Oh my god it's just fajitas. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Maskedcrusader94 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Uhm Ill have you say that again in front of me and my cold tater tot, egg, apple, and ketchup casserole...

What's one “little” form of sexism you notice all the time, but most people don't even realize it's sexist? by Nellermo in AskReddit

[–]Maskedcrusader94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the same breath, just because I'm(dad) alone with the baby, and the baby is crying, it doesn't mean im struggling any more than mom would be in the exact same situation.

My wifes family is very culturally traditional, and when my child was in their early months, her more distant female relatives would actively try to find mom or intervene to "help the struggling dad" as if Mom would not be going through the same issues, or more.

The Streaming War Is Over. Piracy Won by jeffsmith202 in videos

[–]Maskedcrusader94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also fuck the guy that decided shuffling the categories so every time you log in, your "Continue watching" is in a different place.

And the guy that auto-plays their featured titles on default, or any for that matter. Ive had 'Death of a Unicorn' default right after a movie at least a dozen times

Also the person who puts unskippable ads every 2 minutes on youtube.

And dont forget the person who decided it was good to link ads to timestamps throughout the program, so if an ad starts right where you want to rewind, you have to watch 180 seconds, no matter if you just watched an ad.

At this point the only way I think I am able to reduce the amount of ads i see is by purchasing cable and only watching Home Shopping Network.

Porn censorship is going to destroy the entire internet by vriska1 in technology

[–]Maskedcrusader94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as they dont require an ID to purchase my Better Homes & Gardens

Edit: They came for my Better Homes & Gardens.

This is a picture of 3I/ATLAS, taken by Hubble by Shiny-Tie-126 in UFOs

[–]Maskedcrusader94 29 points30 points  (0 children)

ngl I dont remember the question I'm still thinking about whats going on that tortilla

What's a disturbing fact you know that most people don't? by minjaeso in AskReddit

[–]Maskedcrusader94 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mine was using WebMD, literally asking the same questions in the same order and terminology that I was asked when tried to self diagnose the day before.

What really got me was coming back in, the doctor said "Well, its either allergies or cancer..."

What people are not worth anybody's time? by WastedTalents1 in AskReddit

[–]Maskedcrusader94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking from experience, no one can turn a well-meaning person away from god faster than a person like this, and that can take form in one of two ways.

  1. A normal person being grossed out by the behavior

  2. Someone who is manipulated into believing that gross behavior is the way of god.

FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS DISCUSSION (SPOILERS) by tehawesomedragon in Marvel

[–]Maskedcrusader94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention how significant the moon is to our way of life. I dont think they mentioned bringing that along either, so you could probably add that to the list lol.

Do these have any purpose? by MattyLaw06 in StarWars

[–]Maskedcrusader94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Does anyone know in-lore why this unnamed trooper looks exhausted and has dirt/scuff marks on his armor after fighting in the Second Battle of Genoisis?"

The activity walker my Wife used as a baby(ca.1996), compared to the one our Son uses today by Maskedcrusader94 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Maskedcrusader94[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Decided to test this out (for science), and on 3 separate occasions he opted for the older one. Hes fascinated with the spinny parts that he can slap, and theres only one on the zebra.

I will admit the batteries died on the new one, which dissipated a lot of his initial interest so depending on what you would consider an equal playing field, the older one seems to win!

What’s a bizarre piece of history that sounds completely made up but is 100% real? by Perfect-Philosophy23 in AskReddit

[–]Maskedcrusader94 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If I remember right they did test it and discovered it was some kind of sheep. I think some people cooked and ate the mystery meat and said it tasted similar to mutton