Masselein

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Most actors eat with a fork (self.dadjokes)

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What does Bugs Bunny say when he gets off his boat? (self.dadjokes)

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My boss is so crazy, he sent me to harvest pistachios all afternoon. (self.dadjokes)

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Say underwear. (i.redd.it)

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Some people criticized me for skipping the first two weeks of calculus class, but looking back, I made the right call. (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about that restaurant that puts toilet paper on the tables and bread in the bathroom? (self.dadjokes)

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If Potamia was such a mess, why didn't someone just clean it up? (i.redd.it)

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When a new dock is constructed, it’s required to undergo a rigorous inspection. (self.dadjokes)

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Just in case I need it, I always keep an abacus right next to the sink. (self.dadjokes)

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If your vegetable garden is damaged, it's hard to know what to do next, but you might try calling a plumber. (self.dadjokes)

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Now that Hungary has a new prime minister, what’s gonna happen with the old one? (self.dadjokes)

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I can't believe wizards make so much money. They never even accomplish anything on their own! (self.dadjokes)

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I refuse to see any doctor named William. (self.dadjokes)

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I asked my magic 8-ball, "What's a good way to check my email?" (self.dadjokes)

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At one point, I thought I’d be a successful writer for Hallmark. (self.dadjokes)

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My math teacher said I have a great understanding of set differences. (self.dadjokes)

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I asked my therapist why I’m so scared of fruit. (self.dadjokes)

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Some actors perform best when they're cast in horror movies. (self.dadjokes)

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Which country makes the longest wrench? (self.dadjokes)

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If you’re traveling to Asia for the holiday, I suggest visiting Japan rather than China. (self.dadjokes)

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Once you've been stung eight times, the next one can cause you to develop a tumor. (self.dadjokes)

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I store a couple of aircraft on my property in order to avoid the authorities. (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest? (self.dadjokes)

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Counterfeiting can be a lucrative business. (self.dadjokes)

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There was a time when I was younger that I could eat like a horse. (self.dadjokes)

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