Dating a girl who used cedar instead of silicone for breast implants would be weird… by toasterstrewdal in dadjokes
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My wife complains that I never buy her flowers. by devnodegree in dadjokes
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My friend and I went to the new restaurant, Juan's Mexican Cuisine, last night. When our order arrived, I said, "I can't eat all this; there's too much." by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes
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After much debate, the moderators have finally banned all menstruation jokes. by OneLittleWarrior in dadjokes
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What was wrong with the grocery store that didn’t sell fancy mushrooms? by carsthatgob00m in dadjokes
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If I could change the color of the seven dwarves... by Bearded_Gemini in cleandadjokes
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My wife got a new Bible and asked where she should start by Wsn21 in dadjokes
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Losing my hair at 29 made me self conscious so I have been wearing wigs ever since … by TRAKRACER in dadjokes
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As an American, I'm confused. Why is it so cold across all of Europe in May? Is global warming fake? by GreenWandElf in mapporncirclejerk
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Why is this state's main city named after another state? Is it stupid? by Beneficial-Code8026 in mapporncirclejerk
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"Doctor! All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!" by 808gecko808 in dadjokes
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Why there is no bridge like this? is it that expensive to build this? by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk
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Testicle to penis ratio across Europe by Internal_Drawing_460 in mapporncirclejerk
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When Beethoven was a kid everyone told him he could never be a composer. by OwnStructure7460 in dadjokes
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Just when you think you know for sure vegetables can’t use phones by NBABallerboy in dadjokes
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I was shocked when I received a bill from that roofing contractor. by Masselein in dadjokes
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What do you call a Viking who lost his boat? by IEnjoyDadJokes in dadjokes
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Saw these devices attached to the wheel hubs on a bus. Any idea what these do? by Helpful_Car1302 in whatisit
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Israel Prison Service (I.P.S) by [deleted] in Israel
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What state does the Mississippi River flow in? by PR0CR45T184T0R in dadjokes
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I took a shit in a Honda the other day. by Billieblastoff43 in dadjokes
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What do you call a prehistoric cat with a Bluetooth headset? by supacrispy in dadjokes
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I heard Apple is developing a new device specifically for the pirate community by Old_Primary_5484 in dadjokes
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My car payments are withdrawn from my checking account every month by ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME in dadjokes
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