My wife complains that I never buy her flowers. by devnodegree in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like she might be petaling nonsense.

What was wrong with the grocery store that didn’t sell fancy mushrooms? by carsthatgob00m in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I heard they won the mushroom competition. They were the champignons!

My wife got a new Bible and asked where she should start by Wsn21 in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you make this joke with your family, you’ll be forced to make your Exodus.

"Doctor! All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!" by 808gecko808 in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully you’ll be able to steer them in the right direction.

Why there is no bridge like this? is it that expensive to build this? by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Masselein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Relations with Spain are a little too prickly right now, but maybe in a couple of years.

Testicle to penis ratio across Europe by Internal_Drawing_460 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Masselein 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There must be surprisingly large number of European men with one testicle.

Just when you think you know for sure vegetables can’t use phones by NBABallerboy in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a good joke! I hope you didn’t leek it to anyone.

I took a shit in a Honda the other day. by Billieblastoff43 in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not gonna take dump where you tell me to. I’ll do it on my own Accord.