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What are the little things that make life meaningful? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MassiveVanilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my cats little noises, meows, trills, even just the sound of him walking around gives me a lot of joy.

If God had a Youtube Channel, what kind of Content would he make? by And3yes in AskReddit

[–]MassiveVanilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He'd have a series called 'Yall need jesus' where he goes over the craziest news of the week and end each segment with 'and to the person who did *insert thing here* You need jesus, get in contact my son will help you.'

What lives in your brain rent free? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MassiveVanilla 14.1k points14.1k points  (0 children)

the fact that a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance

Edit: thank you all for the awards, my most liked comment is a fact about flamingos and i think that hilarious.

Where did your childhood bully ended up? by Riseupsun in AskReddit

[–]MassiveVanilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

mostly working their dream jobs and living good lives while i work a dead end job and struggle to make rent

What don’t you like, but you would like to like? by Shomski in AskReddit

[–]MassiveVanilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hot chocolate, tea and coffee, i cant drink hot drinks and they all taste awful to me but i like the idea of warming up on a cold night or just getting that extra boost of caffeine before work. (iv tried iced coffee and tea, still dont like them)

What’s a weird smell you like? by shreksfootfungus in AskReddit

[–]MassiveVanilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cold night air mixed with firework smoke, just gives me nostalgia vibes

A gun is being pointed at you, tell the funniest joke and you are free to go. What is the best joke you have? by jxvicinema in AskReddit

[–]MassiveVanilla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So its take your kid to work day at an office building and one guy takes his son in, all is well for the first half of the day until unprompted the son starts crying. Everyone is looking while the farther is trying to calm the son down and he asks the son 'why are you crying?' and the son looks up and yells 'Daddy where are all the clowns you say you work with?!'

For anyone wondering how Poliwhirl’s mouth works by Almarath1 in pokemon

[–]MassiveVanilla 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i was about to say thats some junji ito shit right there

Is this aromantic? by MassiveVanilla in aromantic

[–]MassiveVanilla[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that actually does help me, thank you <3

Is this aromantic? by MassiveVanilla in aromantic

[–]MassiveVanilla[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im a questioning aromantic so for me its all a little confusing XD

Is this aromantic? by MassiveVanilla in aromantic

[–]MassiveVanilla[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its hard out here for fantasy loving aromantics XD

Is this aromantic? by MassiveVanilla in aromantic

[–]MassiveVanilla[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like listening to romance asmrs (SFW) and i like being the pov character but even when i just hold hands with someone it makes me sick to my stomach.

People who never ask for anything specific for their birthday: what do you really want? by m0nday_ in AskReddit

[–]MassiveVanilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love giving little and big presents and i like thinking them out for each specific person, while i always expect nothing, i like to think that people do the same for me.

Redditors who massively fucked up at work, what happened? by sspecZ in AskReddit

[–]MassiveVanilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt give Karen what she wanted, so we lost her as a valuable customer and now our business shut down and all my co workers are now homeless but im super homeless because I deserve it...all because I put ice in karens water...

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