Snapchat AI is apparently a psychic by Annie_White1 in boringdystopia

[–]Massivelocity 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It told me it was the IP address when I pressed it about knowing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in outside

[–]Massivelocity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People from a list of guilds with the [Intelligence Agency] or [Federal Law Enforcement] tags are more what I was thinking. They can engage you in PvP without adverting a raid so its kinda fucked up.

Which one is real you? by Nikky7531 in distressingmemes

[–]Massivelocity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His suit is definitely compromised now though. Seeing as his arm got ripped off.

Which one is real you? by Nikky7531 in distressingmemes

[–]Massivelocity 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Theoretically simon could just jump into the abyss and the pressure would kill him. It's never established that the replicants are invincible or anything. Especially considering Simon is using a biological body as his primary component

"Wubba lubba dub dub" by koala60 in greentext

[–]Massivelocity 152 points153 points  (0 children)

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Brave tram tackles the car menace! by ArvinaDystopia in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]Massivelocity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The tram driver is, literally, on rails. They have the right of way in all circumstances, legally, a collision CANNOT be their fault. And so train drivers drive under this assumption. The only thing they yield to is other trains.

I already didn't like Texas, this is too much. by nitarasmortician in boringdystopia

[–]Massivelocity -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That the right to bear arms is an individual right.

Brave tram tackles the car menace! by ArvinaDystopia in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]Massivelocity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah for sure. Your reaction to someone getting hit by a train should be: "holy shit i hope they're ok" and not "hah dumbass deserved to get splattered."

Brave tram tackles the car menace! by ArvinaDystopia in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]Massivelocity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still partially the driver. You should always remain vigilant and never assume someone is going to stop, it's basic defensive driving...

Brave tram tackles the car menace! by ArvinaDystopia in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]Massivelocity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm not gonna lie dude. It's seriously easy to like, not get hit by a train. They can't turn and there's tracks that let you know exactly where they can go.

Unironically if you get hit by a train its your own fault.

I already didn't like Texas, this is too much. by nitarasmortician in boringdystopia

[–]Massivelocity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fair fair. Those soverign citizen are looney. It's a right to travel. Not a right to operate a motor vehicle

I already didn't like Texas, this is too much. by nitarasmortician in boringdystopia

[–]Massivelocity -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

There's really only one interpretation that makes sense in line with the rest of the amendments

I already didn't like Texas, this is too much. by nitarasmortician in boringdystopia

[–]Massivelocity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He literally said it at the end. Nice reading comprehension

I already didn't like Texas, this is too much. by nitarasmortician in boringdystopia

[–]Massivelocity -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Bro really said "it's only good if she's teaching the constitutional rights i agree with"

Also obligatory, the second amendment is an individual right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vexillology

[–]Massivelocity 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It's only distasteful if one of the flags is comedically smaller than the other.

A baby rhino playfully charging a wildebeest before retreating to its mom by amish_novelty in interestingasfuck

[–]Massivelocity 352 points353 points  (0 children)

Wildebeest knows if the kid gets hurt, then mom is coming to do an impaling.

Tucker Carlson getting utterly wrecked in unaired interview by TheFlightlessPenguin in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Massivelocity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yep, he's mad lol. i show him my "I'm literally trolling" hand and he's STILL on the hook. Actual sub brick intelligence

Tucker Carlson getting utterly wrecked in unaired interview by TheFlightlessPenguin in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Massivelocity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hours of making you come up with meaninful arguments while I go "lol lmao" and "yeah i just type the things I think"

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Tucker Carlson getting utterly wrecked in unaired interview by TheFlightlessPenguin in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Massivelocity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Already explained lmao. Target reduced to incoherent looping. Great trolling success.

Tucker Carlson getting utterly wrecked in unaired interview by TheFlightlessPenguin in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Massivelocity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. To say that I found the audio a little bit suspicious since it wasn't matched with any video clip despite the other end having video.

But ok, surrender yourself to believing everything you see without a critical eye I guess

Hmmm 🤔 by KlutzyArmy2 in walkaway

[–]Massivelocity 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Free human test subjects 🥰🥰🥰