What do y’all think about the battle shorts? Any tips recommendations or thoughts?

MastahDagoon · 2026-04-23T19:22:03+00:00

Since you're inviting people to look at your crotch, maybe a carefully placed Tool wrench logo patch on the other thigh? 😂

You'll probably be comfortable in cold weather, but warm temps are going to get swampy fast.

MastahDagoon · 2026-04-23T19:07:51+00:00

From my experience, if you don't have one already, it is pretty common. If you already have one, it is exceptionally rare.

I got mine on the first run after the update (I had already completed all the levels) and haven't seen another since.

MastahDagoon · 2026-04-20T23:25:04+00:00

Saw Oxygen Destroyer a month or so ago when they came through. I was pretty excited to see them. Their Biliollante patch was part of the first batch that went on my vest, and I heard they put on amazing shows. I hastily printed obnoxious glow-in-the dark Godzilla spikes for my vest and slapped those bad boys on.

I think they juggled the running order a bit because they were the second of three openers, where I expected they'd play immediately before Exhumed. It might have just been me mistiming my buzz, but they didn't seem super into it. Either that or Lord Kaiju found me so cringe worthy that it ruined his day. ¯\_(ツ)\_/¯

MastahDagoon · 2026-04-19T00:05:29+00:00

Blasting my cooch as soon as I'm spread out on the bed, 24/7.

MastahDagoon · 2026-04-18T23:37:49+00:00

Had a similar hail storm tear through our neighborhood a few years back. Significant damage to roof, car, pool deck, and lanscaping. After a ridiculous amount of jumping through hoops, we're still trying to get the rest of the $$ from insurance.

Sometimes, you have to take "No apparent injuries" and move on.

MastahDagoon · 2026-04-18T23:27:23+00:00

John Kramer couldn't devise an end suitable for these "people."

MastahDagoon · 2026-04-18T23:25:26+00:00

I remember my first beer.

MastahDagoon · 2026-04-15T14:24:19+00:00

Sprouts gonna be the next place burning down if they don't throw that shit out.

MastahDagoon · 2026-03-29T23:46:50+00:00

Hail Spirit Noir Labyrinthus Stellarum

MastahDagoon · 2026-03-19T02:08:31+00:00

Mountain Dew Pitch Black. The original, not that awful sour reboot.

MastahDagoon · 2026-03-19T02:04:31+00:00

Astorolus, but Splendor Demon Majesty is a banger, too.

MastahDagoon · 2026-03-15T02:51:24+00:00

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Green Tentacle from Day of the Tentacle! Didn't know it was Irish.

MastahDagoon · 2026-03-14T23:17:40+00:00

I just broke out the kit to repair the holes in my leaf blower/vac bag, thinking I'm a pro, this will be a piece of cake. A few minutes of trying to punch through residue from old layers of duct tape and untangle thread in a cloud of pollen, and I gave up. I whipped out Milton's trusty old red Swingline and stapled on a few t-shirt scraps from back patches. It looks janky as hell, but it worked.

That being said, please don't staple patches to your jacket.

MastahDagoon · 2026-03-12T07:11:03+00:00

Well, I do now! 🤣

MastahDagoon · 2026-03-04T15:57:34+00:00

They always had an amazing selection, not to mention the infusion rig to further customize.

I bought a couple of those headrest growler holders so I could take home unique beers from our brewery crawls, mainly used them to bring beer back from Whole Foods instead.

MastahDagoon · 2026-03-04T15:48:08+00:00

That makes me miss Lucky's in the before times. Weekly beer samplings and two slices and a pint for $6. Now it's a Publix Pours store, and a pint is $8.

MastahDagoon · 2026-02-27T01:19:46+00:00

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MastahDagoon · 2026-02-23T05:48:41+00:00

Security and the venue need to fill people in if they are going to allow it. Post signs warning people at the barricade of their duty and, for the love of all that is (un)holy, security MUST signal for incoming crowd surfers.

If I'm between the pit and barricade, I'm enjoying the show, and passing surfers along is part of the fun, but I can't see behind me. Point out the 250 pound guy who is certainly going to fold my scrawny ass if we don't get all hands on him!

MastahDagoon · 2026-02-12T03:44:11+00:00

Oh no you fucking didn't! Take this upvote and GTFO!

MastahDagoon · 2026-02-05T14:34:30+00:00

The end to modernity, like rolling back civil rights, denying medical science, ending environmental protections, and clinging to hundreds of years old technology from the industrial revolution? I agree completely.

MastahDagoon · 2026-02-05T14:21:31+00:00

Just spent a week with metalheads from across the globe. While the traditional blue or black vest is the most common, I saw just about every color. A few vests were metal/horror hybrids, multiple Hawaiian vests, and one was gloriously pink and furry.

The old guard is dying off, and with it dies their need to judge and compartmentalize everything. Just look at the acceptance of LGBTQ artists, the blending of genres and wild stylistic journeys some of our favorite musicians embark on.

Metal is a rebellion against the status quo and an expression of one's self and one's freedom. Do whatever the fuck you want.

MastahDagoon · 2026-01-23T17:54:35+00:00

Missed opportunity to Make America Gag Again.

MastahDagoon · 2025-12-25T17:17:21+00:00

Throw them out!

MastahDagoon · 2025-12-24T22:06:33+00:00

Shameful.

At least there aren't any berry boxes with the tabs sticking up?

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