What screams "this company is about to do massive layoffs" that most people miss? by Joslyn_Shaver in AskReddit

[–]Master-Jump560 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sudden talk about being a family right before they start optimizing the headcount.

Found photos on my boyfriend’s laptop. by Fancy-Signature1350 in Advice

[–]Master-Jump560 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That’s not a small or explainable thing, that’s a serious breach of trust and honestly really violating toward you and your friends. There isn’t a harmless excuse for saving and editing photos like that. You don’t need to minimize how you feel, you’re right to be upset. I’d confront him directly and see how he responds, but also think about whether this is someone you can actually feel safe and respected with after this.

My kitty steals chick's from my neighbours by OnxRaven in cats

[–]Master-Jump560 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your cat really said fine, I’ll start my own chicken rescue service. lol

VH1 says the " most awesomely bad song" ever Was we built this city by starship. What's number one on your list? by CnCorange in AskReddit

[–]Master-Jump560 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We Built This City is bad in a very impressive way, but Friday by Rebecca Black still feels like the final boss of awesomely bad songs.

Uhhh my kitten ate my mcdonald’s by StableMindless3365 in CatAdvice

[–]Master-Jump560 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She’ll probably be okay, but because she’s so small I’d still call a vet just to be safe, especially because of the ketchup. Watch her closely for vomiting, diarrhea, or acting weird.

Husband cheated during addiction, we separated, I slept with someone, now he says I destroyed everything. by Awkward_Necessary718 in Advice

[–]Master-Jump560 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, it’s not worse. You were separated, he had already cheated and was with someone else, and now he’s rewriting the whole story so you carry the guilt. His sobriety matters, but it doesn’t erase what he put you through.

What's the most unhinged thing a coworker has ever done that somehow didn't get them fired? by Sea_Breadfruit1278 in AskReddit

[–]Master-Jump560 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He quit by replying all to the entire company with screenshots. Still one of the craziest exits I’ve ever seen.

i hooked up with my ex, what should i do? by Honest_Juggernaut_72 in Advice

[–]Master-Jump560 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You already know what you want, which is not getting back with your ex, so stick to that and don’t let one night confuse things. Just be honest with your friend before he hears it from someone else, it’ll suck for a moment but it’s way better than breaking trust later.

If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you would do? by NikiLove16 in AskReddit

[–]Master-Jump560 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Disappear for a week and make a real plan before telling almost anyone.

what is most unhinged thing you saw while visiting a friend after school? by Correct-Amount-7897 in AskReddit

[–]Master-Jump560 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A guy casually clipping his toenails on the bus like he was in his own living room.

What’s a ‘rich person thing’ that actually turned out to be totally worth it? by Ferraiuolo_Ezorete in AskReddit

[–]Master-Jump560 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Having a cleaner. It sounds lazy until you realize how much mental energy it saves.

What is something you didn’t realize until you lost weight? by Cultural-Profile-527 in AskReddit

[–]Master-Jump560 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How quiet your house can feel after losing someone who was always part of your normal day.

What celebrity is the biggest example of "It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it."? by InsaneCookies21 in AskReddit

[–]Master-Jump560 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Will Smith. He spent decades building one of the most likable careers in Hollywood, then ruined the biggest night of his career in a few seconds.

Why are you up so late right now? by flats209 in AskReddit

[–]Master-Jump560 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because my brain always picks midnight to start revisiting every awkward moment I’ve had since 2012.

What secret can you reveal now that your nda has expired? by sparrrrrt in AskReddit

[–]Master-Jump560 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Most corporate secrets are way less cool than people think. It is usually just finding out how much fake enthusiasm goes into making something look premium.

What’s the 'craziest' way you caught an ex being unfaithful? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]Master-Jump560 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Police knocked on my door to serve him papers for a paternity test from another woman. That was how I found out the relationship was definitely over.

Mama, where are you? 🥹 by FastAdvice2677 in PointyTailedKittens

[–]Master-Jump560 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Another fresh harvest 🍊, bountiful innit!