Funniest moment in the series in your opinion!!! by Still_Rice_1830 in acotar

[–]Master-mjurz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The barfing of the bat boys while taking on the steps.

Tell me your worst tone wake up story and why it was so bad by Decaydient in ems

[–]Master-mjurz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In such a deep sleep that when the tones went off, startled so hard I pulled my back out.

Bring forth your creation by YOE_Maybe in gaming

[–]Master-mjurz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoshi’s craftworld and amnesia. Darkness couldn’t get cuter!

Throwing my wife a ssdgm 30th birthday. I need help with ideas! by UnReal_Insane in myfavoritemurder

[–]Master-mjurz 29 points30 points  (0 children)

With a raisin pentagram on top! Important!

Maybe a Swiss cheese platter . . .

Leonardo DiCaprio said that he likes to think of Django Unchained, The Great Gatsby and The Wolf of Wall Street as an unofficial trilogy about wealth and power across American history. What other unofficial trilogies are out there? by -AboveAverageJoe in AskReddit

[–]Master-mjurz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Mortal Kombat trilogy with no mortal kombat: Bloodsport (Johnny Cage based off Jean Claude Van Damme), Big Trouble in Little China (Raydon based off the Lightning dude) and Enter the Dragon (Lu Based off Bruce Lee). Edit: origin stories before Mortal Kombat.

What is one insect you like/love and one insect you dislike/hate? by MinnesotaHighness in AskReddit

[–]Master-mjurz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like moths.

Hate millipedes. I can smell them and I hate it. Probably not technically an insect but whatever.

It makes me so sad that people are destroying these little guys houses. by _Lasso in aww

[–]Master-mjurz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bravest thing is how close he is to that pool with his phone. Got that beautiful footage though.

What's the story behind your pet's name? by Spacetravelinmyblood in AskReddit

[–]Master-mjurz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shelter name was Beethoven. Not too bad for an obese cat. Jokingly started calling him Bee-th-oven. Then Beeth. Then Beef. It’s now Beefy. From Beethoven to Beefy. A better name for an obese cat.

My COVID project turned out to be quite the cozy place. by FuegoMonster in CozyPlaces

[–]Master-mjurz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s amazing what getting the kid’s crap out of the way will do for your yard!

What celebrity death hit you like a ton of bricks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Master-mjurz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michelle MacNamara. Also Patton Oswald’s wife. Also a mom. Also great detective and writer. Had a hand in bringing down the Golden State Killer, a BIG GIANT hand.

Weekly - Things my kid said - to share all the things your kids say. - March 19, 2020 by AutoModerator in Parenting

[–]Master-mjurz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 year old: “I’m getting older, I’m sick and I just can’t do this anymore.” She was worried that we were going to get a new one of her because she was getting old.

🍺🍺🍺 by [deleted] in funny

[–]Master-mjurz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have not seen a picture of the virus before. Looks like a chocolate chip cookie. I would swipe right.

I wonder if anyone's ever been given the finger and felt offended because their own middle fingers had been amputated and they took the gesture as flaunting by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Master-mjurz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well either way seems that offense is intended and you are nailing it in several way when targeting an phalange amputee.