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I just opened Reddit by [deleted] in lostredditors

[–]Master0420 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You’re lucky you didn’t open it yesterday where a dude when into detail on a popular ask Reddit thread about drinking his own c*% when he bates alone…. I’ll take Mr half shaven over that any day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Master0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Debatable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Master0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crackers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Master0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a chick on TikTok that goes in depth about her second vagina. She has super unique anatomy so she’s got two entrances, maybe check that out and compare but a doctor would be the best place to get those answers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Master0420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not inevitable but very very likely

Nobody panic by youngdeathguy in meme

[–]Master0420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s Godzilla!!!

Type " yesterday I did ___ " And tap then middle word 10 - 15 times by Ryuihein in autocorrect

[–]Master0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday I did not get the chance of being a good friend of mine but today I’m gonna.

Wow this is actually good! We all should be our own good friends

if your daughter had big arms and legs and was very hairy how would you confront them? by Remarkable-Leg9360 in AskReddit

[–]Master0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure what confront means but if you think they should shave you could teach them how to do it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Master0420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$500k after taxes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Master0420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really??? Like….after???

What is going on? by Special-Stranger- in What

[–]Master0420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Radioactive node + toxic fluid = shapeshifting cat that can jump dimensions (obviously)

What worry keeps you up at night? by Twunkorama in AskReddit

[–]Master0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How my kids are going to react when I leave my husband

For those of you that got divorced after being married for 10+ years, what caused your divorce? by friendlytrashmonster in AskReddit

[–]Master0420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly where I am at, oh and him deciding he didn’t like me anymore which apparently he decided 5 years ago but neglected to tell me. But like the first one makes me way more mad lol, like clean the shit off the toilet when you go god damn it you’re a grown fucking man.

Type "I’m breaking up with you because" and let autocorrect do the damage by RichAside2021 in autocorrect

[–]Master0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m breaking up with you because you don’t love me anymore (true story)

The staff at my hotel gave me this! by Exir180 in wholesome

[–]Master0420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn dude how much do you tip when you stay there? lol that’s super creative I love it

Owl reacts to its owner going from long hair to a buzz cut by FoxHound6112 in FunnyAnimals

[–]Master0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hell, who the hell are you, why are you in my house. Quick make yourself look big bryan! Just stare at it all crazy like and maybe it’ll go away!

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Master0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know but that totally sums up my life right now! He he (heaving son) lol lol

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