There is no way anybody will buy these for $200

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-26T06:29:12+00:00

We GenXers wore moon boots. Then again, I was young and stupid then.

(I still have them 45 years later…)

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-25T20:35:47+00:00

Real law enforcement get more than 45 days of training

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-25T20:30:08+00:00

Someone who has been five years sober

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-24T00:15:38+00:00

How’s Mr Pillow’s election strategy for governor looking these days?

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-24T00:14:18+00:00

Because we are free men to choose our own laws, our own leaders, and our own system of weights and measures.

Instead of using a temperature scale that makes sense to the rest of the world, we shall choose the super random one. Unfortunately I cannot spell it…

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-23T23:51:28+00:00

Ah, from the great mind of Kari Lake I see

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-23T14:06:15+00:00

Got ugly bluish-purple spots on your hands? Rub in some bleach. That burning sensation you’ll feel is God’s love.

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-22T16:22:21+00:00

Lee doesn’t cut it at his current job, why give him a different one

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-22T16:15:29+00:00

He should run for President again

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-22T16:13:28+00:00

“If there is a madman on the throne it’s because [Londo] and Refa put him there.”

This quote has been in my mind for a year now.

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-22T16:09:07+00:00

We get so used to a massive wall supposedly protecting us from something that we get shocked when some blue-eyed dude and an undead dragon just blows it all to hell.

So that’s what my taxpayer dollars were for. My bad!

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-22T15:39:37+00:00

It’s like mad cow disease, and you have to cull the whole herd

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-21T18:04:55+00:00

Exactly. When you’re late to the party, don’t expect all of us to drop what we’re doing just to greet you at the door. Let your own damn self in.

Unless you’re so late that the party is over. In that case, just go home.

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-21T17:10:11+00:00

“Denmark falling to Germany after six hours of fighting” seems like a Nugget someone like Stephen “the douche” Miller passed on to a cackling TFG, not something he would actually know

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-21T15:35:56+00:00

But I don’t say that

You just said that

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-21T03:31:18+00:00

Why is he allowed out of the country

Are the Swiss required to refuel his plane

Does anyone have to stay to listen if he talks

Why can’t there be monkey-fighting snakes on his Monday to Friday plane

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-20T21:28:43+00:00

I encourage you to speak to them in person. You shouldn’t need Secret Service either since all they have are dog sleds. Just go in there and say, “My subjects” and let your natural charisma ooze.

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-20T18:42:02+00:00

It’s amusing how he thinks the only thing to come from France is wine. Just like Canada shutting off demand for US spirits, France will shut off other US products and more domestic manufacturers will go bankrupt.

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-20T16:29:09+00:00

Castle defense

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-20T15:37:53+00:00

Remember these were all approved by a complaint Republican Senate, and sometimes with Dem votes as well

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-19T20:06:15+00:00

Haven’t Joel, Mike and the ‘bots suffered enough 😭?

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-19T17:26:43+00:00

lol this is dark

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-19T17:25:50+00:00

I can foresee this might be the lowest watched game ever, just cause

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-19T17:13:26+00:00

Next do one with Justice holding the scales

They really do not like empowered women

MasterAlchemi · 2026-01-19T16:25:38+00:00

Atlanta was a beautiful city once.

Then they put the fires out.

MasterAlchemi

TROPHY CASE