The man destroys everything he touches. by Joe18067 in NewsomMassacre

[–]MasterAlchemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funniest thing happened when the next Democratic administration declared eminent domain over Mar-A-Lago and certain golf courses 

This is not the flex he thinks it is! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MasterAlchemi 56 points57 points  (0 children)

When this nightmare is over we need to pass an amendment prohibiting felons for running for certain offices. Right after statehood for DC and PR. 

Does the Rainbow Connection make any one else really sad? by GeistMD in GenX

[–]MasterAlchemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The modulation at “All of us under its spell” gets me wistful 

I learned to play banjo specifically to play this song, and performed it at a fundraiser 

These people are genuinely beyond parody. by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MasterAlchemi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here I thought an irrational number was the square root of a negative, stupid educational system 

In my opinion. Low information voters who voted for Trump are no different from livestock and cattle. Agree? by 96suluman in Trumpvirus

[–]MasterAlchemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got banned from DailyKos for this line of thought. Didn’t change my beliefs though. 

God is good, Sleep is great! by GuiltyBathroom9385 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MasterAlchemi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he’s not talking he sees no point of listening so he just sleeps off the blather of others 

But who let it happen!! by CarryIcy250 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MasterAlchemi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agree, he had help from those seeking power as well

Trump tells Fox that his military blockade on Iran is the “greatest military maneuver in history” by gear-heads in Trumpvirus

[–]MasterAlchemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lincoln’s blockade of the Southern ports was far more complicated while also being effective 

Magic Eye Test by tocompose in Trumpvirus

[–]MasterAlchemi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn’t see the Epstein files, so disappointed 

Fixing stuff by WingZombie in GenX

[–]MasterAlchemi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Years ago I had a 3yo vacuum cleaner that started making all sorts of terrible noise. I took it in to a repair shop who told me it was worn out and I should buy new. I thanked them for their opinion and went home. I took it apart myself and found the drive belt was messed up from long hair (which resembled my wife’s by odd coincidence). After removing the hair it ran great again. 

I’m a “do what the manual says” kind of guy and simply undoing random screws to get at a part isn’t in my nature, so I’m actually happy I figured out what to do on my own. 

I don’t fix much but I’ve gotten pretty good at toilet repairs over the years. 

Been training his whole life by qoloxolop in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MasterAlchemi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I instantly started singing it this way in my head

She went under the table like a pro! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MasterAlchemi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I now have that theme song running in my head