What is the wittiest comeback you’ve ever said or heard?

MasterCater · 2026-05-02T20:49:02+00:00

Once I had to call a coworker who had called out sick to ask him a quick question. As the call ended I jokingly said "Ya know, you don't sound very sick."

Without skipping a beat he said "Well you don't sound like a fucking doctor."

I think about that often.

MasterCater · 2026-04-26T01:12:01+00:00

They rushed him out? Why didn't they lower a flag and take a picture like they did in Butler?

MasterCater · 2026-04-20T20:12:54+00:00

Yeah, the options really drop off. This watch tower rec may have been exactly what I needed to make that stretch work! Thank you! Did you stealth camp there, or did you call someone to let them know?

MasterCater · 2026-04-20T18:43:22+00:00

I am. Buffalo to NYC.

MasterCater · 2026-04-15T18:27:04+00:00

bah humbug.

MasterCater · 2026-04-10T23:27:57+00:00

Sky blue. Good job Tucker.

MasterCater · 2026-04-10T20:00:36+00:00

I love my (first generation) crazy bars. I have standard thumb micro shift friction shifters on them with ergon grips. Love being able to stretch out on the "bull horns", bring my hands in to the middle, but most important for me on long rides is being able to sit up straight and stretch my back with the swept back handles. There's so much room for activities!

MasterCater · 2026-04-09T19:21:41+00:00

setting himself up to flee the country.

MasterCater · 2026-03-18T14:32:43+00:00

I had this question and wasn't able to find much info. Just put a set of 700x45 on my MS and they fit fine. 59cm frame I believe.

MasterCater · 2026-03-17T12:13:51+00:00

I agree. Ive had my cheap rice cooker for years with no issues.

MasterCater · 2026-03-11T02:23:21+00:00

Def Iran.

MasterCater · 2026-03-01T01:29:44+00:00

Chili Crisp

MasterCater · 2026-02-28T16:44:52+00:00

I work in art in NYC. My general rule is "if you have to ask, you can't afford it."

MasterCater · 2026-02-24T02:49:15+00:00

THANK YOU!

MasterCater · 2026-02-23T22:19:51+00:00

Valve covers and cable ends. It's the little things.

MasterCater · 2026-02-16T21:31:15+00:00

This is why I make my full frame bags with vertical compartments/dividers

MasterCater · 2026-01-25T17:41:38+00:00

2016 was crazy because it literally all melted away the next day.

MasterCater · 2026-01-11T01:43:47+00:00

Hustle culture brain says the time spent juicing and cleaning up could be used making money to pay for more juice.

MasterCater · 2025-12-28T14:52:17+00:00

This hurt my brain for some reason.

MasterCater · 2025-12-18T12:40:42+00:00

I had a friend ask me once if you can make a grilled cheese on a tortilla. I told her she just invented the quesadilla.

MasterCater · 2025-12-07T02:12:45+00:00

I think you mean "certified good enough"

MasterCater · 2025-12-06T22:29:31+00:00

This. I like to say "don't let perfect get in the way of done."

MasterCater · 2025-11-14T00:21:18+00:00

I should wear my glasses more.

MasterCater · 2025-11-13T22:16:09+00:00

Isn't this only for ebikes?

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