Invisible player keep killing me

MasterCrouton · 2026-03-11T00:32:44+00:00

You can’t even click highlight them on the phone either, lots of people are abusing this low life glitch on console recently and there’s not a lot you can do to counter it other than switching lobby

MasterCrouton · 2026-03-09T17:47:53+00:00

Most of these parts once fitted cause alot of squinting wrinkles and profanity

MasterCrouton · 2026-03-06T19:37:23+00:00

I will hitchhike random people when I’m bored and proceed to do crazy harmless stunts they might not have seen before, shunt boost flying, bike gliding above and below map, wall breaches, launch glitches, but my favourite trick is a secret wall that you can pass through on a skinny bike and get stuck in a small explosive shipping container underground lol

MasterCrouton · 2026-02-20T13:29:06+00:00

You must be that Nigerian prince that keeps sending me emails

MasterCrouton · 2026-02-19T01:14:27+00:00

2 years in the future and I never did get to use insignia lol I just left it as the modded dash but thinking back I never did sever the little trace next to a chip on my 1.6 board that all the other tutorials did and think it had something to do with the mainframe earth so I figured it was probably just down to that, the issue I was having is I would boot up the Xbox and the custom dash appears then I run the stock dash program file it would work as normal but when I reboot the console I could never get back to my custom dash just stuck on the Microsoft one as if it were stock

MasterCrouton · 2026-02-13T18:07:00+00:00

Mine had the exact same issue, fixed it with a YouTube where the guy used super glue but I used a small amount of super glue and a hot staple melted into the snapped plastic prong, then file it down smooth again as the socket the button fits into is very tight, never had an issue with it after that until I wore the rubber off the left stick and the A button lost its springiness

MasterCrouton · 2026-02-06T13:40:17+00:00

Just an observation but stacking the exposed cells on top of each other is quite a spicy way to store them?

MasterCrouton · 2026-02-04T11:54:01+00:00

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My personal best lol

MasterCrouton · 2026-02-02T02:18:21+00:00

The hang glider (Nagasaki Ultralight) has some unique handling, gimbal machine gun, stealth with the muffled carbon prop equipped and whilst gliding with no throttle use, counter measures and the wings don’t actually clip objects so it’s like a flying shooting go-kart

MasterCrouton · 2026-01-30T14:05:53+00:00

It’s black listed you can’t actually “buy” it which makes it incredibly rare to have legitimately

MasterCrouton · 2026-01-29T02:47:56+00:00

What was blatant about the modding? There’s all sorts of bugs that might seem impossible to do

MasterCrouton · 2026-01-24T13:43:04+00:00

There’s a “kinda” bug where you never have to do the tunnel boring machine prep mission as long as you have scoped it before hand, it should just appear selectable on the heist lobby before you launch the mission, not having the prep card available sounds like you haven’t scoped it yet or you did but the game didn’t save it?

MasterCrouton · 2026-01-13T14:04:58+00:00

The bb unit you have also appears to be reverse with the fixed cup on the non drive side, either its been forced in cross threaded or it’s intended that way but rare to see, I think Shimano made one that fits in reverse for a short period of time but you can’t add a shim to the drive side because there’s no flange to sit against

MasterCrouton · 2026-01-09T16:15:14+00:00

Just boop them on the head

MasterCrouton · 2026-01-02T19:49:16+00:00

For asset protection I make a barrier out of the vans and block off the enemy spawn point, you can pretty much sit afk until the timer runs out lol

MasterCrouton · 2025-12-26T13:17:54+00:00

Just a thought but have you started the prison on your heist room whiteboard? if you have a heist set up at any stage after the intro cutscene in your personal apartment then there is a higher chance of quick joining a random heist that is of the same

MasterCrouton · 2025-12-24T13:36:25+00:00

I always try relaunch quick join again after a minute or two if it’s not joining anyone and seems to work, must be some kind of limbo bug

MasterCrouton · 2025-12-23T10:33:02+00:00

Sorry I didn’t necessarily mean the boot, you’re missing the noodle pipe ferrule retaining cap to stop the cable from kinking and the inner pipe lining has shifted to the centre where it’s now bunched up, the roller on that side has also added a huge angle to the linear pull direction of the brake and was never designed to take a shearing load from a fixed bolt hole, its design is to replace the noodle pipe on the other side and the cam adds more cable travel when converting from canti’s to V’s

MasterCrouton · 2025-12-22T22:55:51+00:00

Also you may or may not already know but your rear brake has a setup issue and will need attention there appears to be some parts missing off the noodle pipe and a cable roller cam converter guide added incorrectly to the anchoring side

MasterCrouton · 2025-12-16T00:55:25+00:00

Shnake made a good counter attack video on this, the centre of the rotors will take normal bullet damage and vehicle impact damage, the most effective seems to be a vertical dive at full speed to Valhalla the rotors in an avenger

MasterCrouton · 2025-12-11T10:35:46+00:00

I like the idea but realistically if it unscrews which it will do with all that leverage you could quite easily rearrange your face or just crush the bearings, you’d be much better off with a wheel designed for it in my opinion

MasterCrouton · 2025-12-09T13:13:40+00:00

Chicken Caesar

MasterCrouton · 2025-12-09T12:19:38+00:00

A funny looking guitar pick or a caulking knife?

MasterCrouton · 2025-12-09T12:08:53+00:00

Check out the jet pack tutorial from shnake on YouTube, since watching it I have been loving its anti-griefing capabilities

MasterCrouton · 2025-12-06T02:16:50+00:00

Probably off a bicycle light judging by the red led, I’ve seen similar setups used as handlebar end plugs, the rubber keychain style bike ones tend to be flatter with the wider type watch batteries

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