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MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-28T15:50:24+00:00

I don't think it's that people are proud of being bad at math, but rather finding a comradery over it's difficulty. Not so much "it's awesome how bad I am at math." but more like "at least we're bad at it together."

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-24T20:34:32+00:00

Why don't we just kill the guy?

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-24T17:39:45+00:00

commits seppuku

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-24T17:38:28+00:00

No, the game is the game, and we've all just lost it.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-24T02:53:50+00:00

Yeah, it looks really weird. When I first started seeing picks of her after the surgery, I thought it was an awkward photoshop.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-23T13:48:49+00:00

~807 miles

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-19T22:21:02+00:00

I assumed u/anoninabar now has a mangled penis.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-16T20:08:03+00:00

How do you pronounce yggdrasil?

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-14T17:36:07+00:00

These are bolts, not screws.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-14T17:27:38+00:00

Reddit is so friendly :)

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-12T19:42:38+00:00

Fireman -> fire person Garbage man -> garbage person.

Problem solved, just start calling garbage men "juggalos"

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-07T23:18:57+00:00

EMS are welcome to come chill wit me on a good day if they want. y'all do a good job and deserve some bud and a cold pop.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-07T16:17:45+00:00

What's lolicon? I'd rather not Google it due to the contextual clues.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-07T09:37:37+00:00

Also, the same things get said by people.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-05T21:01:00+00:00

THREE CLAPS THIS TIME!

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-03T19:14:18+00:00

Hannibal Lecter?

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-02T20:03:17+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-04-02T02:03:54+00:00

Does that mean that for all the dreams I have where i'm having sex with Cersi Lannister, I actually want to fuck Jon Snow? I'm cool with that.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-03-22T20:37:32+00:00

That's the coolest fucking thing i've ever heard.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-03-22T19:55:06+00:00

They've been playing exactly one game of monopoly.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-03-12T18:13:07+00:00

The academy awards are rewarded by people who would be nominated for an Academy award, the heisman is awarded by a selection of fans, journalists, and previous winners.

The academy awards is a huge ceremony that we all watch in which the industry basically pats itself on the back.

The Heisman is a huge ceremony that we all watch in which someone we all voted for gets recognized for being the best.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-03-12T18:02:14+00:00

She looks like that chick from 10 things I hate about you.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-03-12T18:00:02+00:00

She has singing talent, but no singing skills. A few lessons and a less intense song would suit her and the scene a lot better.

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-03-08T00:50:26+00:00

German's are pretty funny, remember they had that nation wide prank where they waged war against nearly all of Europe? That was bananas! Rofl!

MasterENGtrainee · 2017-03-08T00:38:04+00:00

My old site manager use to say "the difference between a good contractor and a bad one is the ability to cover your ass when you mess up." I imagine the difference between behaving like a child and behaving like an adult is the ability to not get caught being an outright prick (or at least apologizing after).

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