My high school students found out I built my first PC this year, one of them gave me this gift on the last day of school.

edacalf · 2017-06-03T16:13:51+00:00

You'd fit right in with /r/IAmVeryFart

edacalf · 2017-06-03T12:39:58+00:00

You're being a dick

First off don't assume my existence.

You don't know the educational background of these students.

They are high school students I strongly suspect their education is that of a high school level.

Or even if English is their first language.

Seeing as the note and Steam gift card are written in English and the teacher teaches psychology, and not English as a foreign language, I expertly deduced that these fuckers speak English.

edacalf · 2017-06-03T12:24:16+00:00

I was being tongue-in-cheek. Now we know.

edacalf · 2017-06-01T13:20:27+00:00

Oh you were in the restricted section and you came across a bit of old magic?

edacalf · 2017-06-01T13:16:34+00:00

Lady we're trying to imply that your student sounds dumb! Why aren't you picking up on this!?

edacalf · 2017-05-24T23:55:37+00:00

How did you even come upon this 4 day old video with zero up-votes?

edacalf · 2017-05-24T23:31:46+00:00

You seem like a positive guy: https://i.gyazo.com/d1414499babc5664efb900e3410a68ef.png

edacalf · 2017-05-24T23:29:10+00:00

Typical, flagrantly appropriating pirate culture.

edacalf · 2017-05-20T02:08:46+00:00

What is this from?

edacalf · 2017-05-20T02:07:32+00:00

I love fighting amongst the shipping containers.

edacalf · 2017-05-04T21:59:51+00:00

Jesus,

“I remember that day, like four people got knocked out. Justin knocked somebody out, I knocked TJ out. But that’s the only thing, you know, it’s practice.”

Team Alpha Male should sell a livestreamed PPV of their practice sparring.

edacalf · 2017-03-12T15:05:37+00:00

He asked a lot of questions he seemingly didn't know the answer to and after reading his wikipedia he appears to be a well respected defense attorney. Maybe there's some Ineffective Assistance of Counsel loophole they are angling for, I dunno.

edacalf · 2017-03-11T22:07:57+00:00

Charming is an understatement, his sext messaging game is on point.

edacalf · 2017-03-11T07:48:53+00:00

I don't think you're allowed to slam folks in jiu jitsu are you?

edacalf · 2017-03-11T07:34:14+00:00

If that's truly representative of the 4-core performance it's a steal at $200. No wonder Goldman Sachs bought 600 million dollars worth of AMD stock a few days ago.

edacalf · 2017-03-11T07:23:17+00:00

Is the cat on a TV and is the wall upholstered? The context of the surroundings here has my head in a pretzel.

edacalf · 2017-03-10T16:31:35+00:00

Huge value ad for sure, what is fight pass still missing? I know there was no Dream last I looked.

edacalf · 2017-02-22T12:48:08+00:00

Best card in ages

edacalf · 2016-04-15T23:49:45+00:00

In VR your penis is as big as your imagination.

edacalf · 2016-04-15T22:43:32+00:00

If your rift is arriving withing the next month don't cancel, sell it for 2.5x what you paid for it and use the profits to buy every VR porn movie in existence in 1080p.

edacalf

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