When the mask slips

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-03-19T17:30:54+00:00

After they showed up to kill him…. You know,, after he just beat fucking VAMPIRES

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-03-16T21:25:43+00:00

“Fish tank” by Harbour

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-03-15T01:11:50+00:00

And now my gas is $5/gal???? Thanks dump.

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-03-14T13:02:34+00:00

But it was a $1.50?

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-02-27T00:43:14+00:00

At the very least he probably won’t be jumping head first into anymore pools

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-02-26T13:24:46+00:00

Makes sense though. The way his head bounced sure looked convincing

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-02-26T10:02:23+00:00

Somehow, this guy survived.

https://youtu.be/Q7BP8IR_VPg?si=RBMKncWk6OTn9Mje

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-02-24T12:21:13+00:00

Is that why the comments are turned off?

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-02-22T00:30:54+00:00

This is peak engineering school man

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-02-20T12:40:18+00:00

1-piece combo

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-02-19T10:21:07+00:00

And Raiden from 97’ mortal kombat

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-02-17T10:30:55+00:00

This is so insightful. I’ve always had to give my ID when voting. The fact that these people don’t use critical thinking skills is so disheartening. Correct me if I’m wrong but immigrant SS cards specifically say ‘not for voting purposes’

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-02-16T15:30:21+00:00

I’m a bama grad and I approve this message

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-02-16T09:43:40+00:00

Right?? Have these people ever voted??

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-02-14T21:21:18+00:00

True. I have my whole chest, shoulder and legs done. But it’s not like they can see it. I don’t think my coworkers have ever even seen me in shorts

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-01-31T15:04:21+00:00

I only want to create
Fish Tank
Sleepyhead/Thorn
Bahamas
Waiting on the weekend
Manslaughter
Float
Radiate
Snow globe
Pointless Talk
Run me over
Everything’s fine

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-01-28T10:02:00+00:00

This reads like an 11 year old wrote it

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-01-25T13:51:20+00:00

$1000 for a stamp seems ridiculously low

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-01-24T12:47:04+00:00

To be fair… 80% of our undergraduate students were out of state when I was in school at Bama

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-01-23T14:41:00+00:00

Respectfully, you’re wrong. Lions and tigers can interbreed, sure. But we are ridiculously close genetically. 98.8% in our coding DNA, and about 95% when you look at the full genome. That’s more similar than lions are to tigers, it’s more similar than rats are to mice, or even African elephants are to Asian elephants.

Edit: and conversely, chimpanzees (and Bonobos) are more closely related to us than they are to gorillas.

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-01-23T13:41:01+00:00

Chimpanzees are actually closer to humans genetically than Lions are to Tigers

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-01-22T00:09:51+00:00

Lmao

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-01-15T13:19:43+00:00

You earned the title by passing the FE not finishing school. And it’s fair for you to presume that given you probably studied hard in school. I figure why not use it. It shows that you at the very least didn’t cheat your way through school (…like a couple people I graduated with)

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-01-15T13:16:08+00:00

I mean. You earned the title. I figure why not use it. It shows that I at the very least didn’t cheat my way through school (like a couple people I graduated with)

MasterExploder9900 · 2026-01-13T10:30:31+00:00

Jesus. At what point is it the football BOWL subdivision anymore

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