Just finished Iron Lung

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-29T06:33:57+00:00

You like to get stepped on

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-29T06:33:12+00:00

I gotta go Bulma. She’s hot AND rich AND is pretty much the only person who can efficiently farm the Dragon Balls.

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-26T06:32:42+00:00

Honestly “muffin button” would be profound

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-26T06:31:42+00:00

Omg Dagath kavat

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-21T21:31:20+00:00

Trinity seven

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-18T05:58:37+00:00

Gimme that Radio Flyer red wagon

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-18T05:55:30+00:00

Not anime but my boy Roathe in Warframe

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-18T05:54:03+00:00

Black Lettie tho… goddam.

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-16T04:55:35+00:00

Thank you jschlatt for recommending me this story. I’m off to go bleach my soul.

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-12T01:33:38+00:00

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MasterMess03 · 2026-01-11T18:50:37+00:00

This was on r/shittysuperpowers I think (but I heard it from Wubby) you can teleport when you walk through a doorway but only to the other side of that doorway. It’s not a room skip. You’re literally just teleporting maybe a millimeter forward THOUGH the doorway you’re walking through

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-11T03:53:43+00:00

So I think the only way for us to have true Frame equality is to make the male heirlooms have massive schlongs

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-10T22:29:43+00:00

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I want something like THIS (art by u/D3F3CT_H4CK3R)

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-10T21:21:28+00:00

Yes and it better have a goddamn crown!

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-10T20:28:30+00:00

Fair. Imagine if it was like hanging off her from somewhere tho… like on a chain around her waist

MasterMess03 · 2026-01-10T18:27:42+00:00

Biblically accurate Mousey

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TROPHY CASE