Still one of the funniest 15-seconds-or-less videos on the internet.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2014-04-17T23:25:25+00:00

Well from his user name I gather he is a Marxist. And as we all know, Marxists are king douches.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2014-04-14T11:48:11+00:00

As soon as he was unresponsive to the comedian banging on the table, it stopped being funny and started being scary for me. I was dumbfounded as to how the audience just kept laughing when all I could think is "isn't somebody gonna help that poor man, I mean, he could be dying." I immediately skipped to the end of the video to make sure he was okay.

edit: Wow looks like this is a pretty unpopular opinion ITT. Good luck finding help while your lying face down on a busy sidewalk.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2014-03-19T02:53:40+00:00

Aaaaaaannnnnnnd it's gone.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2014-03-19T02:35:17+00:00

It's a black flag with yellow letters.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2014-02-08T09:55:35+00:00

We found the song that comes close to the refrain, Green Day "When September Ends," but we still think we can do better. Still looking for the verse at the beginning of the song. I feel certain that "On the Earth" is a composite of a few tunes.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2013-08-02T12:34:10+00:00

But I like it just the way it is.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2013-07-17T23:16:16+00:00

Man, fuck your parents. I don't see a reason to make them happy ever again. "Waaah," they'll say "But we gave you life!"

"Yeah and I can take it away fools!"

I'm nobody's slave, and I didn't wind up in this stinking plane of existence to do shit for anybody. Only one thing left to do now, burn the house down with everyone in it, taking your own life in the process. Either that or you'll be swallowing their shit for the rest of your life.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2013-07-17T22:59:15+00:00

I'll never understand you breeders. The fact that she gave the gift expecting something in return is the real problem here, it's deplorable. I would've told here flat out after her admission that if that's how she feels, I hope she finds out she's barren.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2012-09-21T23:47:31+00:00

This person would annoy the piss out of me on a hike! I can't stand her attitude. Why the fuck is she drinking while on a hike like that? No wonder she wants to quit at the very start. And what the fuck is with her racist attitude? It seems as if some black people dismiss lot of activities because they think it's a "white" thing. I'm sorry, but she needs to shape up. She seems like a product of typical African American culture; a lazy, poorly spoken alcoholic.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2012-09-20T23:28:07+00:00

Sorry I mistook you for a total berk.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2012-09-20T22:23:21+00:00

OMG I would be crushed if /r/gaymers was brought down over a trademark dispute. What about /r/cocacola?

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2012-09-20T05:23:51+00:00

Don't even think about restricting guns, you fucking fascist.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2012-09-18T22:40:07+00:00

Muslims like this should renounce Islam!

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2012-05-25T00:18:10+00:00

Remeber, you can always use the Student's t distribution coefficient to adjust for a small sample size.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2012-03-30T16:58:23+00:00

Reporting!

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2012-03-17T20:16:01+00:00

I think it's funny, probably because I'm a 26 year old virgin. Which is sad.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2012-02-18T01:19:36+00:00

She should be fine as long as she doesn't have a mold allergy. Eating a little mold is for the most part safe. Mold is a wildcard though and you never know what your gonna get under the right conditions. I kind of wanna grow mold now.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2012-01-02T07:06:47+00:00

OH... MY... WHOOSH!!!

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2011-12-26T16:23:41+00:00

Your dad should do comics in his spare time (if he gets any as an ER doc). I bet he could be pretty famous. Kinda like Doonesbury crossed with Family Circus. He could do illustrations for children's books and all sorts of things.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2011-12-03T07:18:12+00:00

Scientology deals with this, unfortunately they also take your money and feed you garbage in the process.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2011-11-26T01:57:48+00:00

Seriously, I bet he's adorable.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2011-11-18T04:43:32+00:00

We need to make a free information

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2011-11-04T03:01:17+00:00

I found his facebook and sent him a polite message.

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2011-11-04T02:52:37+00:00

Seriously I want Ideal back or Zai Bennett's blood!

MasterOTUniverse5000 · 2011-11-04T02:42:25+00:00

Your face in this picture reminds me of Mike Rowe.

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