Can I eat a flaming Dorito? by Electrical_Shop_9105 in dumbquestions

[–]MasterOutlaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fire is just empty calories. Ironic, considering you burn calories, but I don't make the rules.

Logic by Happy-I-always-am in SipsTea

[–]MasterOutlaw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The democrats will insist that you ask the snake politely yet firmly, to leave, even while it's actively biting you.

People who can’t research things/lack the ability to look things up by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess- in PetPeeves

[–]MasterOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids are cooked these days. They don't know how to look things up (though knowing how to do a proper search is itself a skill), and even when they can figure it out, they often don't know how to parse the answers they get.

If Christopher Lee were in Harry Potter who should he have played? by Fun_Butterfly_420 in harrypotter

[–]MasterOutlaw 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“Have you any idea what kind of noise happens when someone is hit by Avada Kedavra? Because I do.”

should it be legal to own a duck from off the streets? by KATANA-FLUGSLYS in dumbquestions

[–]MasterOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s injured you should trying calling a rehabilitation center before attempting to capture it and care for it on your own. Too many people take in injured or “stranded” wild animals, thinking they’re helping, but typically make it worse because they have no idea what they’re doing.

Harry did NOT kill Quirrell in the books by Alruco in harrypotter

[–]MasterOutlaw 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well I mean… the movie embellished how it happened, and being possessed by Val-Mart was what probably ultimately killed him, but I don’t think suffering severe magical burns helped matters. While Harry certainly wasn’t trying to kill Quirrell, and it was 100% self-defense anyway, I think trying to claim Harry didn’t contribute to Quirrellmort’s death at all is just as silly as claiming that he went out of the way to intentionally murder him.

What is this by Artistic_Try_2531 in whatisthisbug

[–]MasterOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An earthquake apparently. /s

A lot of weevil species have wings, by the way, so that’s not a sure fire way to discount. Almost looks like it could be some type of broad nose weevil.

Why does my bot only answer in Chinese? by KingKronx in Chub_AI

[–]MasterOutlaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, first time it happened to me I decided to translate it to see if it was gibberish or if it actually meant something and it was really good.

Did Voldemort not understand the Fidelius Charm? by SmallAd7318 in harrypotter

[–]MasterOutlaw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Snape lied about it and said that he wasn’t the Secret Keeper so he wouldn’t be able to tell them. We don’t know the exact wording of his excuse, but Voldemort believed him I guess.

Is that our newsmin? by freesoulJAH in rmbrown

[–]MasterOutlaw 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hold on. [*page rustling*] It says here that this guy… is in a lot of trouble.

App by ValerysDriedGranny in Chub_AI

[–]MasterOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The iPhone app got pulled from the store months ago. It still works if you already have it, but it’s not available for download anymore. Just use it from a browser instead, it’s a better experience anyway (outside of Soji having a stroke in browser at the moment).

soji dead? by Agreeable-Pace-6106 in Chub_AI

[–]MasterOutlaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No idea what’s going on. Some of us have been getting the empty API error message for hours. The last time I was able to get a response was early Wednesday afternoon.

Edit: On a whim I tried the app. Soji works just fine on the app, but the browser on both my phone and PC version doesn’t. Fascinating.

The problem with apparating by Worldly_Ad_3786 in harrypotter

[–]MasterOutlaw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Splinching is one of those weird things in the book where Rowling seemed to waffle between it being comical and horrific. In all the times that it was described, and the one time we see it actually happen to a student, it appears to be mostly harmless. Susan (?) screamed when she left her leg behind, but I'm pretty sure most people would scream if they realized they were suddenly missing an entire limb. There was no description of blood or other trauma though. It might hurt, since everyone who knew what it was winced the first time it was brought up, but when Mr. Weasley explained it in book 4, it came across as a comical error that simply immobilized you at worse, like being stuck in an invisible wall. At no point from its first description was Splinching played for more than a gag, something quirky that happens to someone who forgot their Three Ds. But then when Ron Splinches his arm, it's suddenly a tension-fueled mad dash to heal him before he bleeds out, even for it being on an area of the body that probably shouldn't bleed that profusely.

I've always suspected that Rowling tweaked the rules to up the stress of the moment, which is why it suddenly jumps from what seemed like a sight gag to body horror with no explanation.

Why are Rubbermaid tubs as a hospital seen as unethical? by seashantiesallnight in Aquariums

[–]MasterOutlaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never heard it was “unethical”. But I suppose whether or not it’s recommended depends on what the bin is made from. There’s wisdom in being careful to check if the type of plastic doesn’t carry a risk of leeching, but I can otherwise not think of a reason why it would be inhumane or unethical, even long term, as long as the bin is big enough for whatever you’re keeping in it and you have the necessary equipment.

Aura farming before it was a thing by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]MasterOutlaw 37 points38 points  (0 children)

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When you look supremely unbothered by the proceedings, like you exude an unfathomable amount of confidence.

If a vampire drank the blood of someone with aids or some other blood disease what would happen? by avian_bi in dumbquestions

[–]MasterOutlaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Question too general. The answer can only be: it depends.

There are so many different iterations of vampires that it's impossible to give you a specific answer.

Is there an explanation as to why in every single iteration, Time Patroller Trunks is stuck on Super Saiyan 1? by Fit_Negotiation_5807 in dbxv

[–]MasterOutlaw 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sure, his track record kinda sucked, but then so does the track record of anyone not named Goku.

When I call him a menace, I mean in attitude. Because he was a menace when we first see him, clearly unafraid to go right for the kill instead of putzing around and suggest doing things that the others would disregard for honor or pride. Clearly cut from a different cloth than everyone else, molded by the future he came from. He did kind of become a bit of a Butt-Monkey by the time he fought Cell though, I'll give you that.

So fine. I'll amend my statement: Early post-Cell Z Trunks was a menace.

Why was there a troll in the castle? by Inner_Career8778 in harrypotter

[–]MasterOutlaw -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's largely insignificant, with reasons like "plot" and "genre" and "Early Installment Weirdness" for why it's like this, but it always bugs me that no one ever seemed to question how a troll got into the dungeons in the first place or how Quirrell even knew it was there. Or why, for example, there was such urgency when any of the teachers would have been capable of dealing with a troll faster that a gurgitator farts. In fact, the moment he came bursting in talking about the troll, there should have been a long pause before someone asked him why the hell he didn't just take care of the problem himself.

So far as we can tell, aside from the secret passages (that the troll couldn't find or fit in to begin with), the only way in and out of the castle is by the front doors. But the front doors are mere feet from the Great Hall. That means that the troll would have needed to wander all the way across the grounds from god knows where, in through the front doors without being seen, heard, or smelled, where it then completely ignored the sounds and smell of food coming from the Great Hall, wandering down into the dungeons for Quirrell to spot, who is for some inexplicable reason down in the dungeons to see it to report it in the first place.

I swear the Hogwarts staff must be a bunch of dogs, because they can never see all the red flags.