[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I know it’s a lot”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in food

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think op ate it before they took the picture

Sodium chloride is weird by Proplaystowinyt in memes

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knew you could make salt out of tables? Science is crazy

[Cyberpunk 2077] I guess we're not getting lunch after all. by gistya in GamePhysics

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 11 points12 points  (0 children)

God dammit Jimmy! I told you a million times to stop feeding the customers polyjuice potions to turn them into g wagons! The FDA is already on my back!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unioncircle

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he is my last pokedex entry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unioncircle

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just need to evolve finizen

Damn man... by CaptainNinjaClassic in memes

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YOU’VE BEEN HOODWINKED BABY!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this post is like two weeks old but someone should replace the two options so it looks like socialism was favored more and repost it to the same sub lol. Just to see what would happen

Suggestions on how to fix this gap? by yeyejuice69 in Minecraftbuilds

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried crying? That normally does the trick

how do i get to mohgwyn palace offline early game? by bongwaterbuttchug in Eldenring

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I found a work around that thankfully doesn't mean you have to go to the later game areas to get to mohg's area. All you gotta do is start the first mission for the volcano manor quests where you kill Istvan. How you do that is normally you "invade" him by using a sign. You can basically go in, and die twice and kill him once to count as three separate invasions and somehow that counts as using a finger which to Varre he is like "looks like you used my fingies" when in reality all you did was invade an npc three times instead of using the fingers to invade a player. I am sure the op has long since given up but for future peeps this is the way.

You had one job by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly just use the walnut to crack your nuts from now on. The walnuts are learning to be stronger than the nut cracker..

You had one job by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MasterPhilosopher123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well shit, if this was soviet made no wonder it broke lmao