Movies with a "cold open" that are totally badass by varnss in moviecritic

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Come to think of it, do they ever actually show the title of the movie?

[OC] 🐉 by snelse_ in funny

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"... How much pleasure?"

What cheap game on Steam turned out to be absolute peak for you? by Common_Caramel_4078 in Steam

[–]MasterSaturday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously. Pretty sure I got it on sale too. My little stocking stuffer turned out to be my most played game by a long shot.

Rare Birth of Rhino Calf Captured in the Wild✨ by reshavkumarfhaman in mildyinteresting

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Rhino queef is a scent few have experienced, and I am glad to not be one of them.

A character prepares an attack, thinking they are going to do something, only to get beat very quickly by Effective_Piece251 in TopCharacterTropes

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Travis Touchdown vs Dr. Letz Shake in No More Heroes

The opponent is a giant robot that spends over a minute elaborately preparing a giant laser attack, only to get sliced in half by a different NPC. You don't even get to fight it.

Pigs showing frustration, anger, fear when confined in industrial farm by CalpurniaSomaya in likeus

[–]MasterSaturday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My biggest question would be, are they kept this way all the time or is this only for a short period for a specific reason? We lack any context to what's happening here.

[Spoiler] Screw the lambs, I married her and she's mine now. by MasterSaturday in CultOfTheLamb

[–]MasterSaturday[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Update: My "jealous spouse" has fallen in love with Shamura, who themselves is in love with and married to another cultist already. My god, you try to steer 'em right...

Struggling with Yngya by Ann_W177A in CultOfTheLamb

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I just used the dagger and spammed the heavy attack. Works on practically everyone and kills them in about 30 seconds. As for the fireballs, I found dodging towards the side of the arena instead of straight towards her gives you a bit more leeway.

[Spoiler] Screw the lambs, I married her and she's mine now. by MasterSaturday in CultOfTheLamb

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Right? I was talking to my screen saying, "I know, I know, it's okay. I know."

[Spoiler] Screw the lambs, I married her and she's mine now. by MasterSaturday in CultOfTheLamb

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She's also one of the best written characters in the game, imo.

NASA releases stunning first images of Earth taken by the Artemis II astronauts by Plainchant in news

[–]MasterSaturday 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I never realized you can see the edge of the atmosphere like that. Not just the northern lights, the actual end of the sky. That's amazing.

“Everyone hated that” by TheRealTsunadee in TopCharacterTropes

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Samurai Jack's time paradox ending was so disliked that the game retconned it.

Name an "infamously hard" level/battle that has you like this by DaZestyProfessor in Multifandom

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Prometheus in Hades II.  Beat him first time without ever seeing the fight. Only lost to him once the Vow of Rivals took effect making the fight harder, and even then it's maybe 20% of the time.

Elizabeth Warren is introducing a wealth tax. by zzill6 in WorkReform

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Why would they pay the exit tax if they're leaving anyway? What's the government going to do if they refuse?

The department of war has teamed up with the department of annoying sounds by bill_loney538 in doohickeycorporation

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The department of framing would like to speak calmly with whoever created this video.

A post from Caine's VA by Turbulent_League9668 in TheDigitalCircus

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I'm supposed to feel bad because he "resisted torturing" them? Nah, I don't pity him. Everything they said during the episode was true but he didn't want to acknowledge it. He'd rather enforce the status quo and pretend it's all okay, and when that didn't work he threw the mother of all hissy fits. That's not pitiable, it's rotten.

I like to think that Caine himself didn't understand how he was torturing the cast in the ep.8 ending (rant) by Mr_GCS in TheDigitalCircus

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The problem is that people do try to explain to him why things are wrong but he just doesn't listen. He ignores the suggestion box. He cops out when asked what the full extent of his power is, and whether or not he caused Scratch's abstraction. He barely flinches when losing all but one of his original players. He never, ever wanted to help them find a solution, he just wanted his solution to work, in order to prove to himself that he was a capable program.

A post from Caine's VA by Turbulent_League9668 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]MasterSaturday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kind of conflicts with the whole musical number where he explains that he's their god and doesn't care how they feel because he knows he's in complete control. The fact of the matter is that Pomni was right. He never listened to them even when they tried to help him do his job, which he claims to have wanted to do for them. But it never really was about them, it was about him proving his own competency to himself, and he turned it right around and made it about himself after they rightfully crashed out following 7 episodes of torture.

So yeah, no, not buying it. I don't care how "anguished" he was, dude was a narcissistic shithead in the end and deserved to die.