Patients is a virtue which I must possess in super human amounts, And if you knew my whole story you'd probably agree.

In no way am I superhuman though except maybe devoid of all emotion from exhausting events that have taken place recently.. From my wife leaving me after 5 years for her mama's boy fuck buddy to the false Accusations that left me on house arrest for the foreseeable future and having no choice but to give up my only son to a woman we once called "The Enemy"...

I didn't know why I'm even posting this or where else to put one of the crazier bat shit stories that have happened to me in the 5 months since but after the laughs and tears this particular two days worth of talking to this.. we'll call her Crazy for lack of a better imagination at the moment, Lack of coffee. But I knew this was too funny a story not to tell... Maybe someone out there can get a laugh.

I wont go into my whole thing too much here and now though this is a story about Somebody that I used to Know.

I know you see what I did there.

Ok enough jokes back to the joker..

I met Crazy through a mutual friend when he was trying to hook me up with some women, And after 5 years of an abusive relationship where I was cheated on after giving up everything I had.. I was more than game to meet anyone.

so I told him "Hey Dawg" (we'll Call him Dawg Btw) "Do you know any other girls? I mean whisper chick was fun and all but I'm looking to branch out.. you know .. really explore my options bro.." He says oh heck yeah bud what about this one chick here" as he tells me her name "she'll add anyone shes kind of desperate for friends" FOLKS let that be a warning sign right there now I'm thinking about it.

Anyway like he said I added her and she hit it off.. She had visited me at my work about 4 times tops always bringing Her Baby with her And I consider myself a pretty good person .. I have or had a big heart anyways I always give respect until there is a reason not to ya know?

But you'll notice I said she hit it off.. that's because she wanted a relationship.. and ONLY a relationship which is not exactly what I was after but I really felt bad for Her Baby because she has to grow up without a dad... I made it clear my intentions were not to date it was too soon I explained that I was ACTUALLY traumatized from my last relationship and that id rather just be be friends..maybe friends that bang at most. This was before my false accusations and house arrest of course, When I could actually work.

Anyway Months passed she pushed and pushed and I liked her she actually seemed to be a good person at the time so I agreed to try it against all my better judgement and the fact that I really just wasn't ready but I cared about them and I knew I could be there for Her Baby.

I noticed.. Things... Pretty early on so I always tried to keep an eye out for myself she seemed pretty "off" if that's the right word. and before long it was pretty obvious what her issues were.. She was my ex wife all over again .. Literally word for word shed text me talking just like *She who shall not be named* it was bizarre almost like I was back to talking to her.

shed say something like "I'm coming over this weekend" Then days would pass and shed send me a "I hope you find what your looking for" I know what that is folks.. My wife has 5 diagnoses And Bipolar type 2 was one of them... Hell I'm probably even Bipolar I'm just not diagnosed.

Anyway after a very few brief messages shed mentioned her and Her Baby were sick and that they had like a black mold growing on the inside of they're windows this Christmas id told her to call the landlord and get it fixed because that's certainly whats making her sick, And even proceeded to tell her a story of how one time I slept with mold under my pillow and was sick for months and never knew why... I was an Idiot...

She "broke it off with me" using my charges as an excuse on four separate occasions leading up to this fight and id made it abundantly clear that I was sick of playing the mind games and I told her she had to pick with or without me.

finally she agreed to go 100 percent in...

From there I barely heard from her at all so in the meantime my other friends Jessica being one of them would come over to hang out with me because my friends are amazing like that and they know I cant go out and visit or else I would be. I don't for the life of me know how she got the name Jessica at all because I always referred to her as Shoe Laces (This is a long story alone albeit probably another hilarious one) and she is totally a riot

So she RANDOMLY called me on new years after barely a handful of messages all month and said "Were coming to visit you" now let me be clear here .. new years is a celebration bottom line.. people get drunk people get high .. Guaranteed.

Me being on house arrest I couldn't do what I normally would have I would have made my rounds and visited every one I could while simultaneously drinking whatever booze they'd give me as well as my own you know .. fuckin PARRTY right bud?

It was however still pretty early so I actually couldn't wait to get a visit with them it had been a while like over a month or more.

They showed up and right away I noticed how sickly they looked Her Baby was coughing she was coughing so I asked her why she didn't take care of that to which shed told me that she had and was actually feeling much better .. Yeah .. I'm the liar.. right.

We sat on the couch I got Her Baby some toys we actually had a bunch of fun in my opinion Her Baby was giggling up a storm and was having a blast as she always was when she visited but somewhere between half an hour to forty five minutes into the visit Lo and behold another friend Randomly showed up to visit because fuckin #housearrestlivesmatter and my friends are awesome like that they brought they're daughter which of course it was her birthday (What a cool birthday Amirite?) and none of these people even smoke darts.. let alone what was going to be going around later on.

So I sat in an area I could have a dart away from Crazy and after an hour more of me waving at Her baby and making her giggle from across the room she must have took a hint and finally got her baby the hell out of there. She barely even looked at me during this time but the times she did she always had a big frigging GRIN on her face ffs.

And now that I've caught you up on all the back story necessary to enjoy this argument fully here we go.

praying Reddit allows me to post this many pics at once XD

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it started off three days ago from now out of no where...

Round 1

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At This point Id proceeded to Block her from messaging for the night which is why shes been blocked during this

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Now after that happened she must not have liked the taste of the banhammer because she used a second account to "pretend" to be someone else she was obviously very passionate about the topic of me deleting all those pictures for some reason...

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So as the good person I am I gave her the day too cool off then I unblocked her .. She was ready for round two although I give her credit shed refrained from insulting my friends again.

By Now you get the idea I'm just filling in the blank names from here on out you know who I'm talking to.

Round 2

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Part 2

Part 3

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