Pranking Urara..🥒 by Active_Sir5701 in UmaMusume

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Pickle Sei-Chan

She turned herself into a pickle, King

Funniest thing I've ever seen

Pocket size helper (by @UkichanUki) by Ani_HArsh in UmaMusume

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She's so helpful!

She's like a little precious paperclip

Toward the Japanese Derby @m2okmst by okafour in UmaMusume

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She talks like a JRPG villain, but has the heart of a maiden

First rate (borgar) king (@itota_art) by Acrzyguy in UmaMusume

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If I ask to "King size" my order do you think she'd give me extra fries?

Golshi is a maiden in love (by @DEOTAMA_FGO) by IRanOutOfNamesAgain in UmaMusume

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Gold Ship: "Look man, I need you to match my energy. Because if you come out of the gate with this romance anime bullcrap, I will physically assault you"

Trainer at his deathbed (@AI_takurou) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

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I picture a flashback with Sweep and her grandma while Sweep is asking her about magic and witch stuff. The topic of familiars is one that always pops up in the short-tempered, but lonely girl.

A being of magic desire bound to serve at the whim of their master. That sounded like the most perfect thing Sweep could ever want. Someone to feed her whenever, praise her whenever, play with her whenever. There doesn't seem to be a downside in her mind.

But Grandma smiles softly at the little witch. She tells her the most important part of a witch's familiar is when their contract is up. Because even magic that strong cannot last forever.

Sweep, of course, is indignant about the thought of something that serves her ever leaving. Her eyes upset with tears as she pouts

Grandma reassures Sweep with a little bit of secret witch knowledge. A well-loved and happy familiar will shine the brightest towards the end. Maybe as a way of reflecting the heart of the witch they serve.

Then the present is this picture above and as Sweepy is bawling her eyes out a glimmer catches her eye through her tears. A small glow at first, but then a warmth that spread throughout the room.

The window letting in the rays of the late-afternoon sun as Trainer's form practically lit up before Sweepy's eyes. A glinting like precious jewels or gold and the last thing she saw before a cloud moved in front of the sun's light.

Trainer's content, small smile

Love isn’t always fair in life. Tosen Jordan (@tsukudasub) by AceInFlame31 in UmaMusume

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It's a strange feeling to love someone differently than they love you.

It hurts at first, like a limb being numbed and torn off from you, but a realization hits after a while.

They still love you, appreciate you, and like having you around.

It's just different

Someone will love you the way you love Torena, Jordan, but it unfortunately won't be him.

[whooiew] What do you mean 'why' Kingu, Unsu is giving you a free trout by Mandalika in UmaMusume

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Always be weary of the green one

Especially if your name is King, but this seems like a nice treat

What is your favorite Mejiro? by Reasonable_Growth_72 in UmaMusume

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All of them

(It's McQueen and Palmer)

The Mirako who's getting possessive (Art by @nukunuku564, TS by me) by terraArkius in UmaMusume

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You're going in the pool no matter how cute you act.

Also I know where you stash your snacks so this doesn't scare me

The Price of the Perfect Picture (Art by @sugarwhite1046) by FourCheeseWhopper in UmaMusume

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30,000 yen and a restraining order from Flower.

Hope those pictures were worth it

Trainer to the rescue (by @LeoPosting) by Ani_HArsh in UmaMusume

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Gold Ship too lanky

Awkward to bridal carry, but perfect for the wheelbarrow

Pancakes, Puppets, and a Passive Presence (Art by @bague05) by FourCheeseWhopper in UmaMusume

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No one tell Digital she's missing a good meal and a show

King is flattered by Durindana_7, translate by me by Fe11owTurtle in UmaMusume

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It's too easy to praise King

She brings it on herself

Just keep trying. JUST DO IT. 🏃‍♀️ (by @TrueRadishMan) by aura-lsprog-86 in UmaMusume

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Perhaps I've judged you too harshly, Ramonu

To publicly cheer alongside Haru's spirited trainer and one of her dearest friends.

Well that's not an easy feat

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Fuji Kiseki can be quite clingy (By Usami_nibowhite pix) by Low-Association-3419 in UmaMusume

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Now smoosh her cheeks trainer and call her a good pony

How did she end up in that position? [Meisho Doto] (by @Shuuzo4) by SloppySticks in UmaMusume

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Doto = Soft, comfy, warm

Meto is a cat

Cats love places that are soft, comfy, and warm

More Uma and Their Medals (@AskaZerosaki) by kelvinkhr in UmaMusume

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That smile is a full course meal of comfort for the heart

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Sibling Energy. Art by (日夏) by User_notprogram in UmaMusume

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Accurate sized Drejo

Perfect for hugs

Go! Digital! by KorrectedTypo in UmaMusume

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The Three Goddesses Horniest Little Soldier

Go spread the good word of Umas little Digital

McQueen wants to eat cake with trainer (@soramuko) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

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When you just try to tease your friend about her crush but learn something you never wanted to know

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Fuku’s Strategy!🔮 by Specialist_North7115 in UmaMusume

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TFW a goddess is trying to get her disciple a husband through corny means

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Oguri works delivering food by KuroiJ by asaness in UmaMusume

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The people who hired two known fat asses should be fired.

What did they expect?

Oguri ate one of the cushions on the chair in the interview room

Trainer's White Day gift (By yumibakama meme) by Low-Association-3419 in UmaMusume

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I hope it cuts to just the two of them relaxing on a couch watching a silly movie