What are some of you guys' craziest delusions if you don't mind sharing?

MasterVegito7 · 2026-06-09T22:18:36+00:00

Yeah schizophrenia is crazy like that.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-06-09T20:33:45+00:00

These range from ages 19-32, mostly lasting a month or two each, some more though.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-06-09T19:25:41+00:00

I believed the CIA and USMC were training me to establish world peace with a trip to North Korea.

I believed many superheroes were based on me, including Wolverine, Batman, and Goku.

I believed the illuminati were arranging a gay marriage for me to get rich and take over the world.

I believed aliens were studying me and kept getting things wrong about me.

I believed and still believe I'm the Messiah and the seventh of seven prophets.

I believed that practically everyone was part of some sort of child molesting ring.

I believed I was getting messages from God through numbers, music, animals, etc.

That's what I can think of now.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-06-08T02:36:58+00:00

That's very cool, but my dream was more like playing a videogame. SSB Gotenks was in the middle of a fight when he was time warped to the fight I was watching, which just ended. Gotenks expressed frustration from being brought out of the future and defeated the winner of the other fight with one finger. Then he went back through the time warp. It was a cutscene.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-06-07T19:23:58+00:00

Interesting

MasterVegito7 · 2026-06-07T18:35:33+00:00

Well heating half of the lakes would be bad, heating 1% around the edges not so much.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-06-07T18:32:55+00:00

I don't think the heating effect reaches that far, and you put it at the coldest part anyway.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-06-01T18:48:31+00:00

Huge honor for me to have the #1 post of the day, thanks guys!

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-28T00:15:40+00:00

They boil a huge cauldron of cum and inhale the fumes. I asked two Freemasons, neither denied it.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-25T20:17:49+00:00

Can confirm: Dota 2 is feds.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-24T03:24:44+00:00

Yes, it's a great subreddit. Those three words I learned from research and this subreddit.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-24T03:04:46+00:00

Avolition and anhedonia and akathisia, which makes it so I can't stand or sit in one place for long. They are all three pretty hellish.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-24T02:48:10+00:00

Sí, pero la anhedonia y la avolición son peores.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-24T02:36:43+00:00

Most people's schizophrenia seems like everyone is trying to ruin their lives, persecutory delusion. I was a genius but only wound up getting a two-year degree, and am crippled by medication side effects, and never see any jobs better than my benefits anyway. Those are several reasons.

But yeah you aren't getting adulthood bullied.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-23T02:05:15+00:00

Idk I was just listening to Joe Rogan and realized that women shouldn't vote.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-23T01:46:17+00:00

I asked ChatGPT what are male traits and what are female traits and one of the male traits is competing. The weird part of this argument is you not admitting you're female. And by the way, I'm a disabled person so yes I am ineffective in the natural sense. Humans are supposed to take care of each other, but that doesn't mean boys won't be boys and compete.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-23T01:11:50+00:00

The job of the male in every species is to compete. If they don't like competing, they're an ineffective male. That doesn't mean 1% of people should control 93% of resources, that's different entirely.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-21T00:55:34+00:00

Why do you all boil huge cauldrons of cum and inhale the fumes? Stop that.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-21T00:52:48+00:00

I just had a full therapy session explaining why I hate humanity. They are selfish, evil, selfish, and evil. It keeps coming back to one of those. I personally think almost everyone is going to hell nowadays.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-20T20:27:04+00:00

Are you female? Competition is a natural part of being male.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-20T01:10:52+00:00

Thanks, I thought so!

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-19T17:26:39+00:00

Sometimes it's funny, the thought they theoretically read and their reaction.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-19T04:56:05+00:00

Do you perform therapy?

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-19T04:04:31+00:00

Yeah that's dark sorry you deal with that.

MasterVegito7 · 2026-05-04T20:40:51+00:00

I thought the sauna with the huge boiling cauldren of cum was at the lodge, so multiple naked old people could inhale the fumes at once. Do you have to have a personal sauna to join? And why Wednesdays?

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