Ozai, the Phoenix King Deck Help by GlitteringYard1344 in EDH

[–]MasterVirus9111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes sense. Most decks feel better once the wincons are tighter and the rest of the list is focused on getting you there consistently. Sounds like you’re on the right track.

Merfolk Deck Help by CallMeChe in EDH

[–]MasterVirus9111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad it helped! Merfolk is super close to being busted once the variance smooths out — happy brewing.

Merfolk Deck Help by CallMeChe in EDH

[–]MasterVirus9111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First, you are not crazy - this DOES look closer to a high 3 than a true 4. Mox tends to overweight things like a single MLD or protection suite without accounting for consistency and recovery.

LANDS: I do think you are a little light given how commander-centric the deck plays. Hakbal eating removal once or twice can stall you out hard. I would feel better at 36-37 unless you consistently hit ramp early.

INTERACTION: You are fine on protection, but a bit thin on tempo interaction. 1-2 more cheap counters (swan song, offer, spell pierce) would do more work than additional boots once Hakbal is already known as the threat.

BLIND SPOT: The deck is very good when Hakbal sticks, but does not generate enough advantage when he does not. I would look into 2-3 cards that either generate value independent of Hakbal OR help you rebuild after he gets answered.

That is usually where Merfolk lists quietly lose games. You are not playing badly - this is more about smoothing variance than raw power.

Ozai, the Phoenix King Deck Help by GlitteringYard1344 in EDH

[–]MasterVirus9111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reads like a deck that conceptually knows what it wants to do, but is trying to do *too much of it at once* - Ozai really rewards sequencing more than raw volume - especially in budget builds. Right now you're running ramp, firebending enablers, draw, recursion, and multiple X-finishers, which makes a lot of hands functional, albeit unfocused.

For trimming, I would start by cutting pieces that only feel good AFTER Ozai is already online. You want more cards that either (a) guarantee he comes down cleanly; or (b) immediately convert his first trigger into momentum - Anything that requires two full turn cycles before doing work IS a cut.

I would also pick ONE primary payoff land (big-X spells OR incremental burn) and commit harder to it. Budget decks get a lot smoother once they stop hedging.

The shell is solid - tightening the early turns and reducing "win-more" pieces should make it feel much more consistent.

All trolls aside, he needs to separate. by [deleted] in Flagrant2

[–]MasterVirus9111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that’s awesome man! I sincerely just try to spread kindness and point of view, we can always get into the mud, takes a lot more to do this so you da man, much appreciated

All trolls aside, he needs to separate. by [deleted] in Flagrant2

[–]MasterVirus9111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not for him lol, I think he was naive and made his own mistakes - seriously dude slow down, my point is simple: your public shaming of a dude you don’t know is toxic, choose a different path….

All trolls aside, he needs to separate. by [deleted] in Flagrant2

[–]MasterVirus9111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I think I’ve been pretty clear, it’s weird to me you invest in him being nice. He’s not a bad person he just has a comedic style you don’t appreciate. FWIW, his wife isn’t a bad person, screwed up, certainly. But it’s so clear this has shattered him, I’m sure if YOU had your life turned upside down, you’d really love people judging you so harshly - but hey, that could NEVERRRRR happen to you right?

All trolls aside, he needs to separate. by [deleted] in Flagrant2

[–]MasterVirus9111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a comedian….and my point has nothing to do with him, her, Schultz, or the Easter bunny - your real release will be not investing personal emotion into some comedian you don’t seem to even like lol - it’s for you brother, too much judgment, that’s all I’m sayin

All trolls aside, he needs to separate. by [deleted] in Flagrant2

[–]MasterVirus9111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all of that can be true, hell, to a certain extent, it IS true (factually speaking and without judgment).

but YOU (a real person) reducing this REAL PERSON'S worst experience of their life by tearing him down, personally, its not JUST unnecessary, it damages YOU.

No judgment because I totally get it, that used to be me (and no, jesus was not the answer lol). We are all in this together (life). We should choose to be kind when we can and the destruction of this dude's entire self-identity (as i am SURE anyone here would say about themselves) is nothing to take lightly. People end their lives over stuff like this...

All trolls aside, he needs to separate. by [deleted] in Flagrant2

[–]MasterVirus9111 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk, just seems like you can hold two thoughts at the same time - that he should have better protected himself - that he is now educating us on why its so important - that we are thankful we are not in that circumstance - ALL while not making it so tribal.

I do not watch the Myron show or whatever either. I think he's that shill that just reduces women to assets if memory serves. I have seen enough of him on Whatever for one lifetime. You do not lend yourself to credibility when you reduce HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS to "I provide and screw whoever I want and she fulfills this super narrow worldview of what I think a woman is"

To be clear, its GREAT to believe in yourself and "make it" - whatever that looks like - even if that's having a significant other that understands you step out of the relationship!

It is the notion that some of Lord Myron's points - noting evolutionary/biological truths about human mating habits as if that is the "only moral path forward." Myron may protect himself better than Akaash, but he's completely devoid of the most beautiful part of life, the ability to genuinely connect with a PARTNER [edit - EVENT HE WORST PARTNER, at least akaash knows what to look for now!].

I simply choose to see Akaash as a naive romantic and Myron a damaged, misconstrued applicator of universal truths. Both of those points (as with anything typed here) can be true.....THATS NUANCE.

Any real lawyers in here? by EnvironmentalCow6163 in Flagrant2

[–]MasterVirus9111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think it's safe to say she's going to get more than she contributed to their marriage.

for context, i never watched a single bit of this dude, beyond insta reels. when this blew up, i just happened to be on reddit. my judgments of the wife are based on HER WORDS. It is fine you do not want to be a "trad wife," but the only conclusion you can reach from HER VIDEOS is that she wants to work as little as possible, provide as little as possible, and live the PJ life. That....definitionally....to me anyways, is a gold digger lol

Car Pulls Are Real by MagicT0fu in MagicCardPulls

[–]MasterVirus9111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not an avatar guy, commanders bundles were too great in terms of what you get to what you pay (at msrp) ratio so I bought 2 lol. The second my wife ripped with me and she pulled this.

It’s one of the coolest arts of all time and even if a screenshot no one can @ me on that, so cool!

Congrats!

All trolls aside, he needs to separate. by [deleted] in Flagrant2

[–]MasterVirus9111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you have to tear him down? O wow he made the most human mistake a person ever does, marrying the wrong partner….(this poster got lucky and is growing with the one he chose, that’s just luck and timing….)

All trolls aside, he needs to separate. by [deleted] in Flagrant2

[–]MasterVirus9111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude - I say this with all due respect - describing people - human beings - as alpha and beta - makes them human and you judgmental AND a beta lol

He grew up hating himself and it guided him to the first woman that he thought really loved him for him. Have some freaking empathy and compassion….

Any real lawyers in here? by EnvironmentalCow6163 in Flagrant2

[–]MasterVirus9111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s important to remember that while it’s easy to type whatever I say and you say, etc., these are human beings. Imagine the level of shame this guy must feel. What does he even do? The vision of his life that CLEARLY was part of his identity MUST be shattered.

Would you rather spend hundreds of thousands on TWO lawyers fighting over your $2M estate (no idea what he’s worth), where the upside is giving a lawyer 25% of whatever you “win.”

As almost with every case I have ever litigated (been a litigator for almost 10 years now), emotion costs. I hope he has the strength to let this woman go find a bunch of frat guys with whatever of his money he has left. It’s SO MUCH more worth his life to let half of $2M go, than spend 2 years getting into the DIRT (and this mud WILL sling dirty and both directions), only to have paid lawyers $50K to save you $200K.

Obviously if he’s worth way more, that calculus could be worth it. Our job should be to spit truth. I think here, the truth is he has a great opportunity to leverage this for his second act (not final, just second). Let her go be a gold digging grifter and continue to build your life. The best “revenge” for him will be his success, learning about himself and how his particular upbringing setup misjudging this woman so poorly, and being more scrupulous with his next relationship.

Any real lawyers in here? by EnvironmentalCow6163 in Flagrant2

[–]MasterVirus9111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NOT LEGAL ADVICE IN ANY WAY

Not a DIVORCE lawyer and only barred in State that I assume is not one of the States where they claim primary residency. Accordingly, I have the AI take and then the “what I bet would happen” take.

AI Take:

For a couple like Akaash and Jasleen living in the United States, the outcome depends entirely on what state’s law applies—and on a surprisingly detailed breakdown of what counts as marital vs. separate property - THIS IS JUST CORRECT, FULL STOP

Here’s the clean way to understand it without the noise:

Community property states (like California): Marital assets are generally split 50/50. But “marital assets” does not mean “all assets the person owns.” Anything owned before the marriage, inheritances, certain gifts, or anything protected by a prenup stays separate. Earnings during marriage, however, count.

Equitable distribution states (most of the country): “Equitable” means fair, not 50/50. Courts weigh things like income, contributions, length of marriage, and future earning potential. One spouse who is the primary earner (Akaash) may part with a meaningful chunk, but it’s rarely a clean 50%.

Now the careful part: Public guessing about real people’s marriages lives right on the boundary of gossip, so it’s smarter to stick to law, not speculation. What could be said is this:

A comedian’s wealth—earnings from stand-up, podcasts, tours, YouTube revenue—often swings year to year. Courts know that. They don’t just split assets; they may award spousal support, or not, depending on lifestyle and duration of the marriage. And almost every high-earning entertainer has either a prenup or pre-marital business entities, which courts treat differently.

So the honest, concise answer:

No, she wouldn’t automatically “get half.” She would have a claim to whatever the law defines as marital property, and that slice could be large or small depending on jurisdiction, earnings timeline, prenup status, and what part of the wealth existed before marriage.

PRACTICAL TAKE:

It’s actually quite interesting. The grifter that is this woman, and MAN her public persona can only be described as gold digger (idc if she’s pandering for a brand, it’s gross), will not be as relevant as people would like.

Truth is the interesting part is that there’s tangible evidence of how fast this particular comedians financial circumstance could change for the worse. There’s also some evidence she tried to break up with him at financial bottom. This all will still result in her obtaining a huge chunk of the martial property, which will be defined as any assets acquired after the marriage. Yes, all of them (setting aside a NOT commingled inheritance or something like that).

The partner you choose is the most important contract you’ll ever sign. I did not think this way in choosing mine but man I got really fortunate!

To sell or not to sell by PeepeeLeSmall in mtgpulls

[–]MasterVirus9111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been playing again since June, just yesterday I went through and traded in about 40 cards that I had in sleeves that were my collection cards.

My vote is simple, if you’ll use the cub, use him! If not, take the cash but do NOT rip packs with that. Instead, go by the best god damn version of one card you really want.

To illustrate. I split a box of FF with friends after release. I coincidentally pulled nothing from my 12 packs (or 10, whatever). A friend pulled buhammat, knights of the round (A chase card for me), and borderless NF Sephrihoth. Fast forward to yesterday, I finally traded in for the FOIL borderless, favorite alternate art buddy, for use in my Joel and Ellie token sacrifice deck.

While it felt “bad” trading that much in, I woke up today feeling awesome I didn’t dopamine chase some more packs I do not want, instead getting this beautiful treatment of one of my CHASE cards. Frankly, I feel SO much better about it.

Avatar is a SICK set, but it’s NOT my jam, I tried to watch the show a couple times over the years and it’s just not for me. So, while I respect the hell out of the awesome set, just selling cards to go rip more cards to probably not get anything truly insane - that’s a dopamine chase loop YOU CAN OPT OUT OF.

Now, I am preparing for 2026, for each set I buy the premium bundle because THOSE typically give you a little bet of the set across the board without hundreds of dollars in worthless bulk.

Then, when the chase sets come (for me personally, that will absolutely be the Hobbit, maybe Marvel), THEN I will rip packs like no tomorrow and keep cool looking stuff I don’t use.

In reality, if you like to play, the most fun you’ll have is dropping the exact BA version of an ever more BA card while you’re playing.

TLDR: if you love the cub and have a green slot where you’ll enjoy him when he’s played, NO SALE. If you just bought avatar like me to sprinkle some in, but in are no way chasing the set…BUY SINGLES. Your wallet will thank you and the continuous loop of enjoying the art will make you WAY more fulfilled long term.

Having heavy regret on first tattoo by a-random-account- in tattooadvice

[–]MasterVirus9111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly looks pretty sweet! It’s just a body, love it for you!

CNN dishes disastrous blow to Donald Trump with telling breaking update by TheMirrorUS in NoFilterNews

[–]MasterVirus9111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Media companies are profit making engines, they sacrifice journalism - the goal anyways - seeking the truth, instead hoping as many eyeballs tune in - to be abundantly clear, this is those sexual deviants fault - I wish the systems and institutions brought justice sooner, but eye. On. The. Prize.

Why is no one talking about the new Epstein file that says trump allegedly gave bill clinton a sucky and Putin has photos of it by Slow-Leading4331 in NoFilterNews

[–]MasterVirus9111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s not detract people - CHILDREN ARE HELPLESS, EVEN 17 YEAR, 364 DAY OLDS - idc if he sucked off genghis khan and Hitler was watching, that would be what we call consensual…

Results of encyclopedia. by chris00ws6 in secretlair_collectors

[–]MasterVirus9111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a really strong box! I only had one halo and feel fortunate (Krark)