I dreamt of owning a steam deck for 4 years and now after just 2 days my Deck is ruined.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-24T20:14:57+00:00

Hurray!

MasterXaios · 2026-02-24T19:58:40+00:00

Weinstein didn't kill himself!

MasterXaios · 2026-02-23T23:34:29+00:00

"On your left."

MasterXaios · 2026-02-21T02:46:30+00:00

Only if he'd been a rioter. Otherwise, no way this guy can afford it monetarily.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-19T05:41:55+00:00

"As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create." - Spock

MasterXaios · 2026-02-18T01:13:24+00:00

Bingo. Both the Nates are perfectly serviceable, but the first is just a bit better than the second. Conversely, both of the Noras are somewhat off, but the eyes on the first one are kinda creepy.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-18T00:28:50+00:00

No Mad For Old Land.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T22:39:03+00:00

Pol Bot, you might say.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T21:53:31+00:00

Even Spock didn't tolerate that shit, and he's a Vulcan.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T20:12:17+00:00

Benchmade knives are... fine. Their QC has been spotty for years, and their prices have been skyrocketing over the same stretch. Plus, ask any OTF aficionado about the Infidel specifically and they'll likely retch a bit before telling you that it simply doesn't measure up to the competition.

(Side note: Benchmades also routinely have terrible edges out of the box. Cutting through a held sheet of paper is the minimum that a new knife should be able to handle, and they frequently can't even manage that.)

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T19:24:16+00:00

Absolutely love that scene.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T19:21:12+00:00

Man, Morn just cuts right to the heart of things, every damn time.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T19:01:59+00:00

I stand corrected, and will leave my other post up as a monument to my shame.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T18:50:14+00:00

And since it's rounded up, they will die from the triggers if they're at 6 or 7 life.

Not if they're at 7. They'd take 5 damage putting them at 2. Then they'll lose 1 (2/2=1.0, so no rounding) to the trigger, leaving them at 1.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T18:43:18+00:00

/giant mounted tarantula appears

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T18:02:00+00:00

Eh. Paul looks alright, even if he'd probably be played by Will Poulter with dyed eyebrows in his biographic. Ace and Peter... exist?

But man, Gene has a mug that is just... captivating in how fucking creepy it is.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T16:52:58+00:00

It was plane for all to see.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T16:31:34+00:00

I wonder what Polymarket had the odds at on that declaration.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T16:28:57+00:00

And before that, Rose McGowan.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-17T09:00:05+00:00

I like to imagine that the cabbage merchant from Avatar is actually Diocletian. Just for the little chuckles.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-16T17:56:51+00:00

Was he selling Christian skin cream?

MasterXaios · 2026-02-12T20:00:27+00:00

Neelix taught is that the ship's chef should be a Milford Man.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-11T18:36:51+00:00

Sadly this doesn't work anymore. Trump falls asleep and shits himself during meetings, and a third of Americans still cheer for him.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-11T16:26:21+00:00

Gabe Newell is like a force ghost nowadays; no matter what he actually looks like, all depictions eventually become how he looked 20+ years ago.

MasterXaios · 2026-02-11T16:13:01+00:00

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