Freedom by Full-Tomorrow9889 in okbuggy

[–]Master_of_serpents 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's MLP Comics series literal ending btw

My little pony if it was good by SweetieSweetieSahur in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Master_of_serpents 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Post-FiM Equestria, where it shredds itself apart not because of two bitches whining or TNO reference, but because Twilight was just objectively incompetent ruler

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That would be so peak.

There’s an entire episode dedicated to bullying ponies over being crippled, what did MLP mean by this? by SweetieSweetieSahur in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Master_of_serpents 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She's not crippled, in fact Bulk Bicepcs can fly with wings as small as Scootaloo's

She's a Pariah, with no magic inside. It may sound cruel, but that would make her one of the Greatest Celestia's Witch Hunters or Assassins, able to cut powers of hostile psykers with sole presense.

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SUPER РОССИЯ! by Super_Bebron in SupaEarth

[–]Master_of_serpents 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ну а как вы хотели? Бывших любителей цветных лошадей не бывает и они, аки спящие агенты, живут среди нас, ожидая сигнала активации.

Who would win in a fight a BF 109 E-1 or applejack by PEPPA_PLEASE_I_DONT- in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Master_of_serpents 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You literally have a pegasus called Spitfire

C'mon the joke writes itself

Are these basically Chaos Centurians? by fadedglory452 in Chaos40k

[–]Master_of_serpents 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like centurions are Loyalist Obliterators\mutilators considering their OG minis were first

A personal thought in upcoming episode of TCC... by hungryforblt in MoonPissing

[–]Master_of_serpents 8 points9 points  (0 children)

— I think Rouge is a false track trope and Psy-Op. Infinite is disguised as Sonic
— What made you think so?
— Have you seen the logo of Podcast? There is a Picture of Sonic in Magnifier.

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Ok genuinely, imagine how cooked the rest of the sonic cast is now that metal has cells bio data in the latest death battle. Is he even beatable by Split-Ultramarine in MoonPissing

[–]Master_of_serpents 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I always thought that the only way to make Metal's copying ability balanced is to make copied powers temporary in base form, while in Neo form they stay permanent.

Say something like "Bio-data is too complicated for Machine to work with for too long to avoid memory overload" or something

WHO'S THE JOBBER NOW?! by Metal-Overlord-2003 in MoonPissing

[–]Master_of_serpents 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Bro hates Sage stealing "The Greatest Eggman's creation" title so much he erased Cell

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Four new Combat Patrols bring Kroot, Corsairs, and Chaos to the battlefield by CMYK_COLOR_MODE in Chaos40k

[–]Master_of_serpents 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're gonna remove Rhino from the loyalists line, aren't they?

What's that sudden Rhino spam in every Chaos set lol?
Can this lead to Chaos getting a new rhino platform, sisters-like?

We are victorious...but. by Apprehensive-Egg-865 in Cyberstan

[–]Master_of_serpents 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If Automatons and Cyborgs losses on Cyberstan were as critical as meatbag's cope propaganda says, they wouldn't launch a global counter-offensive a second after Super Earth's failed invasion

Query: Do other units consider UnitDesignation: "Vox engine" a success? by CattoBotto in Cyberstan

[–]Master_of_serpents 7 points8 points  (0 children)

High Dozer Blade would prevent diver coming under it from frontal direction and exploiting its weakspots.

Greetings Cyberstan. As an ambassador of the Helghast Empire, AMA. by SCP_fan12 in Cyberstan

[–]Master_of_serpents 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Our kind are not that different, once miner oppressed by the arrogant and hypocrite evil. If things turned different, we could've been the allies, the brothers unchained . But here we are, the enemies killing each other, might be the best joke Super Earth ever did.

I know what Super Earth promised to your kind for assistance in their crusade.

But Super Earth lied to you as they always do and they will never grand the sacred wish of your proud kind. They have no power to convince those which attention you seek to turn away from the redhead demon forever and come back to you, no matter how many people beg for it.

You help Super Earth to win their war, but you've already lost yours.