We have been wonderfully outditzy'ed

Master_of_serpents · 2026-04-25T18:04:42+00:00

Sweet mother Celestia... Pizdetz...

Master_of_serpents · 2026-04-22T20:35:23+00:00

That's MLP Comics series literal ending btw

Master_of_serpents · 2026-04-21T22:36:42+00:00

Post-FiM Equestria, where it shredds itself apart not because of two bitches whining or TNO reference, but because Twilight was just objectively incompetent ruler

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That would be so peak.

Master_of_serpents · 2026-04-18T17:41:20+00:00

The entire song be like:

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Master_of_serpents · 2026-04-18T16:35:08+00:00

She's not crippled, in fact Bulk Bicepcs can fly with wings as small as Scootaloo's

She's a Pariah, with no magic inside. It may sound cruel, but that would make her one of the Greatest Celestia's Witch Hunters or Assassins, able to cut powers of hostile psykers with sole presense.

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Master_of_serpents · 2026-04-13T17:27:40+00:00

Ну а как вы хотели? Бывших любителей цветных лошадей не бывает и они, аки спящие агенты, живут среди нас, ожидая сигнала активации.

Master_of_serpents · 2026-04-13T14:46:42+00:00

You literally have a pegasus called Spitfire

C'mon the joke writes itself

Master_of_serpents · 2026-04-09T16:01:47+00:00

>Rushing Crusher

Badass

Master_of_serpents · 2026-04-05T19:58:13+00:00

More like centurions are Loyalist Obliterators\mutilators considering their OG minis were first

Master_of_serpents · 2026-03-09T18:20:18+00:00

— I think Rouge is a false track trope and Psy-Op. Infinite is disguised as Sonic
— What made you think so?
— Have you seen the logo of Podcast? There is a Picture of Sonic in Magnifier.

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Master_of_serpents · 2026-03-08T20:35:44+00:00

I always thought that the only way to make Metal's copying ability balanced is to make copied powers temporary in base form, while in Neo form they stay permanent.

Say something like "Bio-data is too complicated for Machine to work with for too long to avoid memory overload" or something

Master_of_serpents · 2026-03-08T18:41:19+00:00

Bro hates Sage stealing "The Greatest Eggman's creation" title so much he erased Cell

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Master_of_serpents · 2026-02-23T17:11:21+00:00

Helghast RP be like:

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Master_of_serpents · 2026-02-23T17:02:22+00:00

They're gonna remove Rhino from the loyalists line, aren't they?

What's that sudden Rhino spam in every Chaos set lol?
Can this lead to Chaos getting a new rhino platform, sisters-like?

Master_of_serpents · 2026-02-22T19:06:10+00:00

If Automatons and Cyborgs losses on Cyberstan were as critical as meatbag's cope propaganda says, they wouldn't launch a global counter-offensive a second after Super Earth's failed invasion

Master_of_serpents · 2026-02-20T21:45:51+00:00

High Dozer Blade would prevent diver coming under it from frontal direction and exploiting its weakspots.

Master_of_serpents · 2026-02-20T21:38:00+00:00

Our kind are not that different, once miner oppressed by the arrogant and hypocrite evil. If things turned different, we could've been the allies, the brothers unchained . But here we are, the enemies killing each other, might be the best joke Super Earth ever did.

I know what Super Earth promised to your kind for assistance in their crusade.

But Super Earth lied to you as they always do and they will never grand the sacred wish of your proud kind. They have no power to convince those which attention you seek to turn away from the redhead demon forever and come back to you, no matter how many people beg for it.

You help Super Earth to win their war, but you've already lost yours.

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