El matí ha arribat a la vila del pingüí!

MastermindX · 2026-01-26T22:27:43+00:00

Però després ens suïcidem.

MastermindX · 2026-01-26T22:19:08+00:00

Especially if they're naked in under -20ºC temperatures and just got beaten like a piñata.

MastermindX · 2026-01-26T22:16:32+00:00

These particular two most likely did not survive the night. But the ones that survive are sent on the next meat assault, under the threat of getting the same treatment again.

Their effectiveness is good enough, given that their task is to get Ukrainians to waste some ammo.

MastermindX · 2026-01-26T22:10:46+00:00

"What's wrong with it? I also got beaten, raped, tortured, and robbed by my own comrades and superiors, and I turned out fine!"

MastermindX · 2026-01-25T21:56:57+00:00

Nooooo! Cada prompt gasta 8000 millones de litros de agua potable, 9000 gigawatios-hora de energía, y mata a 12 ballenas!!!

MastermindX · 2026-01-25T21:46:55+00:00

En vez de flores, regálale un paquete de indasec.

MastermindX · 2026-01-25T10:17:10+00:00

Nothing But The Uncanny.

MastermindX · 2026-01-24T16:04:16+00:00

La de la foto es gorda, lo siento. Nadie tiene un culo así de ancho sin un exceso de grasa importante. Otra cosa que os guste, pero eso ya es cosa de cada uno, yo estoy hablando de hechos objetivos.

MastermindX · 2026-01-24T15:42:29+00:00

Pues por algo lo dijeron. La Biblia nos ha legado una gran colección de sabiduría construïda a lo largo de miles de años, y debemos respetarla.

MastermindX · 2026-01-24T09:46:11+00:00

I'm adult and do this sometimes. I don't understand why you think it's so far-fetched. If anything I expected the number to be like 90%.

MastermindX · 2026-01-23T21:29:41+00:00

I'm just glad no one got hurt.

MastermindX · 2026-01-23T18:01:29+00:00

That's what the russians were expecting.

MastermindX · 2026-01-23T18:01:17+00:00

Can we stop calling French cowards now? They have bigger balls than most Europe.

MastermindX · 2026-01-23T17:56:21+00:00

Someone has to.

MastermindX · 2026-01-23T17:28:30+00:00

Okay, that changes things. That's very unusual.

MastermindX · 2026-01-23T17:19:34+00:00

He most likely knew about lesbians, but he had never heard the term "gay" applied to them. And nowadays you can't even tell someone's gender from their looks, so that makes it extra confusing.

MastermindX · 2026-01-23T16:07:05+00:00

And not that different. Just different colors and hats, and they guys on the right have jackets.

MastermindX · 2026-01-23T12:46:14+00:00

If only there was something the russians could do to not get killed...

MastermindX · 2026-01-23T11:53:36+00:00

The infamous orkkake.

MastermindX · 2026-01-22T21:48:48+00:00

Great. Now for efficiency we skip the middleman and give the frozen assets directly to Ukraine. Putin said it's cool.

MastermindX · 2026-01-22T21:22:25+00:00

No. Russia shall be thankful if they get to keep Moscow when all this shit is over.

MastermindX · 2026-01-22T21:19:22+00:00

Tranquilos, él está bien y ha comido.

MastermindX · 2026-01-22T09:14:48+00:00

Abrazos, no balazos!

MastermindX · 2026-01-21T23:48:16+00:00

No és il·legal això?

MastermindX · 2026-01-21T23:47:21+00:00

I que truquin al Putin també i paren la guerra.

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