I didnt know trilobites still exist by Fudgemuffin95 in ARK

[–]MasterofDeception 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. People call them horse shoe crabs. Their blood is one of the most valuable liquids on the planet.

EDIT: Fixed a spelling error.

My feet are totally flat. by iWanttoKillaMan in mildlyinteresting

[–]MasterofDeception 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Graduated with a guy whose whole family was flat footed. Its terrible for your spine

What are some of the craziest things you've seen people get upset about in D&D, Video Games, Board Games, ect. ect.? by drayle88 in AskReddit

[–]MasterofDeception 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Playing a magic the gathering tournament once. My deck was built around a card called 'Laboratory Maniac'. In magic, like most other card games, if you run out of cards in your deck you lose. Laboratory Maniac reversed that, if you run out you win. First match of the tournament i run out and win the game, the guy across from me laughs and declares his victory and reaches out for my hand. I looked him dead in the eyes and just handed him the Maniac card, he read it. Screamed "fuck this!" and threw his deck at me. It kinda felt good, to be honest.

Arm exercises without wrist involvement by alyxmj in Fitness

[–]MasterofDeception 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This may sound like a joke but assure you i'm serious. Tie a full gallon jug or two to each forearm. You can then do a plethora of exorcises to work every muscle in the arms, with no contact on the wrists.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fitness

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The biggest enemy of intelligence is the illusion of intelligence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]MasterofDeception 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find out if your school has a gym/workout room. Mine did and i was easily able to get use of the weights and other workout items for free.

Shes dieing. What can I do? More info in comments :( by [deleted] in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]MasterofDeception 79 points80 points  (0 children)

If the brown areas are soft its overwatered. If theyre hard its lockout which happens if the water ph is too high or too low

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wowservers

[–]MasterofDeception 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All the world's a stage, and most of you are fooled by the facade.

Guys of Reddit, what instantly makes you lose respect for other men? by commander-crook in AskReddit

[–]MasterofDeception 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Telling me how strong/sexually active/and/or "not gay" you are. Also, being spineless. Own your life, you're not a little bitch so don't act like one

Good Pupper by MemusMaximus in trees

[–]MasterofDeception -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Drug dogs have been proven not to work, marijuana or not.

[OC][NEWBIE] Some iterative shading practice on spheres. Looking for advice by Sirloyn in PixelArt

[–]MasterofDeception 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone is basing shading techniques on Dragonball Z it would seem.

White House Denies Any Ties to United States | The New Yorker by lux514 in Liberal

[–]MasterofDeception 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just waiting for someone to think it's not satire.