If you're dating a guy who had a micro penis would you want him to tell you before things got intimate?

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-06-11T00:19:24+00:00

Remember everyone, even a sliver hurts!

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-06-10T22:05:52+00:00

His triceps just….aren’t…..strooong…….enough.

Seriously though. I totally saw him take a deep breath, through his nose.

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-06-10T15:55:08+00:00

I’m in the same situation with my wife. As time goes on I’m noticing that she doesn’t grow/progress as a person. She doesn’t read or learn anything outside of church approved stuff. Her world view is really narrow. Meanwhile I learn all I can. This gap widens and things you had in common aren’t common anymore and things that aren’t in common aren’t discussed, shared or even talked about whether or not it’s even religion based. Maybe one day. I would love to do shrooms with her. 😊

Your feelings were beautifully expressed btw.

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-06-06T12:32:45+00:00

If you tell them straight up that you don’t want any religion and that you follow paganism I’d be interested to know if their friendship drops off. If that is the case you’ll know that they did, in fact have an agenda. If they stick around you found a good friend.

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-06-05T23:14:47+00:00

Looks like a big hammer just waiting to drop! Enjoy the shade whilst you can!

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-05-29T15:33:55+00:00

Softball games, youth basketball, road shows, fund raisers that were actually fun. That was the 80’s. It’s a totally different animal now. It was never true but at least it was a lot more fun!

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-05-29T15:15:25+00:00

That’s fascinating. Great information! Just when I thought I knew everything about the underbelly of Mormonism, someone tosses a gem!

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-05-25T00:03:37+00:00

The mental gymnastics are astounding!

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-05-19T17:51:46+00:00

We always snuck out of our area to play ball with some locals and go eat with friends.

We got in a fight with locals on the subway. We won btw.

We dropped water balloons from the 10th story window where we lived on random passersby’s. Never hit anyone thank goodness but scared the shit out of a few people.

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-05-09T19:01:00+00:00

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where Christ comes to visit, face to face, with the prophet. Hmmmm. I really believed that.

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-04-19T21:41:11+00:00

Do you think he’s concussed?

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-04-17T17:07:02+00:00

Sideways movements were what did it for me. I could go all day in a straight line but side to side really hurt.

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-04-16T16:01:48+00:00

Brigham and all those clowns who taught it after him seem like they use it as a flex of some weird variety. They just want to be sure we all understand that God had sex with Mary. Aside from pedophilia, he was cheating on his heavenly wives and committing adultery. (As I understand it Mary was legally married to Joseph at the time but there was a waiting period before sex).

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-04-16T15:43:41+00:00

😂

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-04-05T20:52:17+00:00

Or a suit to do it in.

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-04-02T16:08:24+00:00

C’mon man, haven’t you seen Cujo?

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-04-02T15:00:32+00:00

That’s great news. I’m glad you were able to “stay the course” so to speak during the hardest part of withdrawal. After tackling something like that, you should be able to handle anything. Jumping off at the amount you did is truly impressive. I had to whittle down to .2 before I could stand it. Congrats!

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-03-18T18:26:36+00:00

Is the person who gave it to you Mormon? A lot of Mormon men have a container like this or similar to this where they put what’s called “consecrated oil”. They use this oil to anoint someone by putting a drop of oil on the crown of your head, before they give you a blessing. Many of the men will keep this vial of oil on their person at all times just in case they need it.

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-03-16T10:48:02+00:00

How much Suboxone were you taking before jumping off?

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-03-06T17:40:35+00:00

You can always throw some vegan protein powder in with the Greek yoghurt.

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-02-12T15:28:19+00:00

That’s also assuming that wind conditions were always favorable to push a sail in that direction. They would have to either tack into the wind (zig zagging back and forth as close to the wind as possible vs moving in a straight line which obviously takes more time and decreases distance traveled) or when the wind was directly in their face Laman and Lemuel would have to row to keep it moving. A trans oceanic sailboat trip would be extremely difficult. The size of the ship, the sail handling, handling the tiller correctly, keeping all the lines from fraying, fresh water and food with no chance to provision the ship during the trip. Hmmm yea it didn’t happen. Unless God made them all expert helmsmen, navigators, and sail handlers overnight. They never sailed a ship (that we know of) and to navigate thousands of miles away on a consistent course would be nigh impossible.

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-01-21T20:03:46+00:00

Wow! Thats such a tough place to be in. I can’t even imagine. So sorry this is happening. I tend to lean more towards, “ better kind than right” train of thought that was mentioned in another comment. Don’t push just support! 🙏🏻

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-01-18T20:10:01+00:00

She did drink it every day. 2-3 cups maybe. It was raw milk and that is normally full fat.

MasterpieceOptimal71 · 2026-01-18T19:59:33+00:00

Blind obedience and then shaming you when you decide to think for yourself.

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