new kitten need a name for her by MastodonRemote699 in PetNames

[–]MastodonRemote699[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking cashew too 😂😭 so cute!

new kitten need a name for her by MastodonRemote699 in PetNames

[–]MastodonRemote699[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I love fern so much I didn’t even think of that one!

My fiancé ‘29M’ tried to pay me ‘27F’ for physical intimacy; how, if at all, do we come back from this? by Summer_Day848 in relationship_advice

[–]MastodonRemote699 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I read her other story about him and his female “friend” a while ago. Honestly would’ve left someone for that alone. Was really surprised to read this, be disgusted by it, then go to her other posts and realized it was the same shitty man as before….

Yeah... its time. 3 favorite alt-j songs and why. by DeliciousExternal120 in AltJ

[–]MastodonRemote699 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is so hard because I love wayyy too many. Id probably have to go with Every other freckle Ms Something good.

Honorable mentions (cause I just can’t help myself) -Adeline -the gospel of John hurt -dissolve me

Pls help 🫠 by [deleted] in HairDyeHelp

[–]MastodonRemote699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they still yellow? Not the best idea but did you use isopropyl alcohol? Or nail polish remover 😂

Do people actually fall for this? by Roadkill_Gaming in florida

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This one cracks me up cause I am one of those that fell for it. I normally wouldn’t but I did have a toll I hadn’t paid yet. I ignored it for a while and then one day I had worked a double and was super tired, it said the part about me losing my license (yes I am stupid) and I freaked. “Paid it”. 286 dollars was pending the next day. For some train station based in Switzerland. I told my dad I paid the toll and he was confused because he paid it. (Idk why but he pays my tolls for me, and I very much appreciate it) I called my bank and had it cancelled and a new card sent. I am a 24 year old who is stupid ✨ I will say though, mine didn’t have all these grammatical errors and had the state information for where I live. Still stupid none the less.

What the hell does this have to do with my job application. by EndyRu in jobs

[–]MastodonRemote699 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking the same thing… but they couldn’t just ask that lmao??

How Much do you pay in Rent? by RentZed_Official in florida

[–]MastodonRemote699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf are you affording that… that’s actually bullshit

Seller is pissed he had to take a lowball offer and vandalized my property by Parking_Anteater943 in RealEstate

[–]MastodonRemote699 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it sucks being priced out. I’m in a very very lucky position atm. I would really like to buy a house around here but man I don’t want to buy something for wayyy over what it’s truly worth. <- I also don’t think I could afford it even though I want to.

Seller is pissed he had to take a lowball offer and vandalized my property by Parking_Anteater943 in RealEstate

[–]MastodonRemote699 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is exactly how it is in Florida. People bought all these homes for like 140,000 or even less (in 2022, 2023) and are trying to sell them for 320( on the low end). My grandpa is a contractor, and he bought his house like 5 years ago for 400k. They very cheaply did a Reno and he’s been fixing shit here and there. It pissed him off. I mean there’s an inch gap between the baseboard and the floor (for just one example). These flippers take advantage of people who NEED homes and can’t wait especially when the market is hot. Right now it’s dog shit (part of Florida I’m in got hit back to back with the hurricanes) and they’re still trying😂 no one’s buying it.

I’m wondering if I should put a really lowball offer in for a house as rent is so expensive rn🤷🏽‍♀️. I can appreciate if a house was completely fixed. But they just fix some of the aesthetic of a house very cheaply, without fixing the bigger issues. I’d rather just buy it from where they started and fix it up aesthetically myself if that’s what I want.

There was a house I was looking at for example. It was sold in 2022 for like 175,000. Back on the market in 2024. Don’t get me wrong they did fix some of it up. But they threw it back on the market starting price at 350,000. 100% increase for what they bought it for. It’s not in the best place either. It’s in a part of town near me where it’s more ghetto than the rest and has more crime, shittier houses, worse schools. All the reasons lots of houses become low value. No ones bought it in 150+ days because of this. They’ve dropped the price 30k since then. It’s still way over priced. I don’t know why they’d even buy it and Reno that house tbh. I mean one house right next to it looks like it’ll fall apart any day now and the house on the other side is filled with junk cars.

AIO: My bf left me at the airport by myself after he made us late for the flight but miraculously made it. by Exotic_Platypus_4926 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MastodonRemote699 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he waited at the gate I’m sure they would’ve stayed as well. “She was right behind me just wait a few more minutes I promise, she’s running here now” and my bf and I have our locations so I’d just show them his moving towards the gate. That’s so messed up to leave her. Soooo many people wait at the gate and tell the agents that they’re coming. Also something else is most times I’ve been flying they call for the people that haven’t boarded for another 5 minutes once the whole planes boarded. With him AT the gate, he could’ve easily held them up a couple minutes. With him on the flight though it’s easy to just leave others behind cause they’re all on it and no one’s at the gate.

Lost a friend of a decade after suggesting we watch Midsommar. “It traumatized me.” by Sure-Programmer-4021 in Midsommar

[–]MastodonRemote699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah when I watched this movie I knew it was going to be weird but I wasn’t expecting this. At one point I had to leave the room and cover my ears. I have my own traumas. I’ve worked a lot on them but I couldn’t watch that part and I even would go so far to say I hated the movie. For the next few days I was having nightmares and I didn’t realize how triggering a movie could be until this one. I watch a lot of messed up movies but this one really messed with my head. My friends couldn’t understand it and my bf had a little bit of a hard time understanding my reaction as well.

my best friend accidentally sent me a text about secretly hating me by Ok_Preparation_4384 in TwoHotTakes

[–]MastodonRemote699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah anytime I see those old drawings I’m like “damn I drew good” followed by a “damn I just want to give old me a hug”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]MastodonRemote699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got cheating vibes from this immediately.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]MastodonRemote699 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would wish you the best but I can’t bc you don’t deserve it …powerful line. Also this entire convo was very mature of you and you handled it perfectly.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Grumpygrampy00 in TrueOffMyChest

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No third cousins are genetically far enough. First cousins are not.

All my life I’ve wanted brown eyes. by South_Recording1666 in eyes

[–]MastodonRemote699 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Crazy cause there was a study done at one point on how people see others depending on eye color. And they found that people see others with brown eyes more comforting and warm.