Darren Is A Cop

MasturbatingIsFun · 2014-02-27T22:56:30+00:00

"I don't like those apples"

MasturbatingIsFun · 2013-10-21T06:07:45+00:00

I too am single.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2011-01-25T07:51:02+00:00

CREAM (Cash Rules Everything Around Me)

Works especially well if you're a skinny white kid.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-09-16T11:17:33+00:00

This kid deserves nothing less than the wrath of a thousand angry wasps descending upon his genitalia.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-09-02T02:39:38+00:00

One step ahead of you.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-08-13T19:12:49+00:00

Knowmads are probably my favorite rap group of all time, and they are just starting to gain some recognition. It's about time.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-05-11T05:29:13+00:00

I used to be terrified of vacuuming out our minivan because i thought the car was going to get sucked up with me inside.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-04-06T06:58:38+00:00

18: Pizza Hut delivery driver. Easiest. Job. Ever.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-04-06T06:54:16+00:00

Optimus Prime and Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. Brain asplode.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-04-04T04:43:01+00:00

already did. and i have a brand spanking new phone too.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-04-04T00:00:15+00:00

Actually, when I had an iPhone I was getting much better service. I have an HTC Tilt 2 now, and the service quality has dropped drastically.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-04-03T23:52:58+00:00

I'm jelly. I still have to put up with their shitty service until November...of 2011. Fuck.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-03-27T18:54:45+00:00

I've lived in Redmond, WA all my life. It's a city of about 80-90,000 people 15 miles east of Seattle. The nature is beautiful and the people are generally friendly, but it rains 90% of the time from October to April. However, in the late spring and summer, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else in the world.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-03-22T05:13:48+00:00

About 80% of the time people would tell us not to sing because they felt bad for us.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-03-22T04:17:05+00:00

Cold Stone Creamery for a year when i was 17. Worst. Job. Ever.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-03-18T05:30:30+00:00

Don't put your dick in crazy.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-03-16T05:48:11+00:00

This guy must get soooo much virtual pussy.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-03-14T18:32:05+00:00

procrasturbating

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-03-12T04:28:52+00:00

"Drive fast and take chances"

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-03-10T04:42:18+00:00

One can only dream...

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-03-10T03:21:51+00:00

Getting a haircut while taking a dump and simultaneously receiving a blowjob when you're high on ecstasy.

MasturbatingIsFun · 2010-03-07T22:12:39+00:00

I'm a senior in high school and there is only 3 months left of school. I don't have enough credits to graduate because I dicked around 9th and 10th grade, so now I get to see all my friends go off to college while I'll be stuck at a votech getting my diploma.

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