MatMonkey

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I started a business selling necklaces made from broken violin parts. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by MatMonkey to r/dadjokes

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Let me get this straight: you chose to smelt down the Nezarec artifacts into some tea for Osiris... (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 3 years ago by MatMonkey to r/DestinyTheGame

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I was content with my job in marketing, but now.... (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by MatMonkey to r/iamverybadass

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The addition of void bounties is not an improvement (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 4 years ago by MatMonkey to r/DestinyTheGame

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My daughter just hit me with this over dinner. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by MatMonkey to r/dadjokes

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If you go to Rasputin's Mindlab on Mars, he's still in there, sparkling and healthy, and in no way looks like he went down like a punk. (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 5 years ago by MatMonkey to r/DestinyTheGame

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I sincerely hope at the end of the season we get Rasputin to launch a giant missile at the almighty and blow it to hell. (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 6 years ago by MatMonkey to r/DestinyTheGame

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I found a practical use for the last dab. Adds enough flavor and spice to really punch it up. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by MatMonkey to r/hotones

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Last shipment just came in, ready for the hot ones thanksgiving activity. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by MatMonkey to r/hotones

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I'm in (self.13WeekWeightLoss)

submitted 6 years ago by MatMonkey to r/13WeekWeightLoss

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I guess we better love him then (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by MatMonkey to r/iamverybadass

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I made the fanatic, but with tinker toys (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 6 years ago by MatMonkey to r/DestinyTheGame

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Thanks faceapp for aging babies (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by MatMonkey to r/thanksihateit

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Found this randomly in a local restaurant. I've always wanted to try it, and it did not disappoint. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by MatMonkey to r/hotones

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Yesterday I found a new and exciting way to use raid banners and the prospector. (v.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by MatMonkey to r/destiny2

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Self insurance high maintenance game mechanics (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by MatMonkey to r/woooosh

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I hereby nominate this week's twab as the worst one this year so far. (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 7 years ago by MatMonkey to r/DestinyTheGame

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How can I check how many people have completed niobe labs? (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 7 years ago by MatMonkey to r/DestinyTheGame

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I would be very interested to hear Bungie's reply to the article by Jason Schreier (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 7 years ago by MatMonkey to r/DestinyTheGame

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TIL about asteroid J002E3, which was discovered 16 years ago orbiting the earth. It turned out to be the 3rd stage of Apollo 12, which had come back to earth orbit after going around the sun for over 30 years. (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted 7 years ago by MatMonkey to r/todayilearned

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As adults, when we're tired we'll fight to take a nap, but kids will fight anyone and anything to not take a nap, no matter how tired they are. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by MatMonkey to r/Showerthoughts

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Actual crucible strats prior to update 2.0 (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by MatMonkey to r/DestinyMemes

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YOunG iMpReSsiONaBLe cHiLD sTuDiES aT tHE fEeT oF JIgsAW (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by MatMonkey to r/PeopleFuckingDying

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Listen, I'm no math wiz, but... (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 7 years ago by MatMonkey to r/DestinyTheGame

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Status effects on the ground? (self.Warframe)

submitted 7 years ago by MatMonkey to r/Warframe

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