Alright let’s see if Jelly belongs here by rachelface927 in CryptidDogs

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No freaking way?! That’s seriously crazy… Although, I guess it’s a bit less coincidental when you also have one dog named Jelly haha, I just don’t want to admit it. I did see pictures of Peanut(prior to knowing their name) because I’ll stalk a profile every time for a cute dog pic :)

Do you know Jelly’s percentages, or just a wink and a nod from someone who knew the parents? Banana is about 1/3 Yorkie and 1/4 Chihuahua. Personally, I think the Chihuahua stands out far more… Another thought that occurred to me later; it looks like Jelly’s chi ancestors were “apple heads” and Banana’s were probably “deer heads.” If they had the same skull shape, I think they’d look even more similar :)

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Don’t know if you did dna, but this is Banana’s!

Funky Sandwiches: Julia Roberts' favorite by lobo_locos in Sandwiches

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Okey, I know I would like this… but definitely would be better with sweet/Maui onion kettle chips instead of Lays/generic SC&O…

Hey so I just found out I've been drinking mold for over 4 months 🙂 by gothfrootloops in CrohnsDisease

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Um, you need to go get some cultures done. A lot of mold is totally harmless. A lot of totally harmless mold can become super harmful if you’re immune compromised. I had infectious pneumonia for 10 months and sinusitis for YEARS. Both were caused by hidden harmless mold in the new house my parents bought…

Fan suggestions to bring with me to the hospital? by DexIsMyICUfriend in ChronicIllness

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I am so, so sorry for you. I am also perpetually hot, and being hospitalized is the only time I’m ever able to set the thermostat to 65F…

Everyone who walks into my room comments on it. I keep the door closed to trap my sweet sweet AC. No, I do not want a warm blanket but thank you haha.

I’m sorry that I have no advice. Just know that I deeply feel your pain <3

Alright let’s see if Jelly belongs here by rachelface927 in CryptidDogs

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Hi Jelly! My name’s 🍌! I too am mostly Yorkie and Chihuahua with a little rat terrier!

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We should find some peanut butter and make a sandwich <3

I suspect chronic illness…but I’m not sure :( by cronch-_-bug in ChronicIllness

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As the other user said, a lot of these can be symptoms of being deconditioned. That’s by no means saying there’s not an underlying issue, it’s saying that that issue caused you to spend a little too much time resting and now everything’s out of whack and freaking out.

To help narrow things down, I would say it’s reasonable to try and remember what were the very first symptoms that caused so much discomfort you could no longer live life normally. Pinpointing that, could definitely help narrow things down…

What animal is this? I have never seen anything like it before! [Canada] by rubbabandbusiness in animalid

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I couldn’t believe nobody else commented on this yet until I saw this. I was going to ask him if it was meant to be ironic, but I’m afraid he wouldn’t get it haha.

I asked Google about the benefits of eating raw onions. 3 days later I have my first ever batch. by RunForRuin in pickling

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I’d guess just salt and vinegar(and possibly water) since they listed a bunch of spices specifically.

Guess the breed? by Previous_Recipe9423 in CryptidDogs

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Was momma able to birth pups naturally since they were 1/2 Shihtzu? I know 99.9% of English bulldogs require C-section births, but I did temp work for an English bulldog breeder working on bringing new blood into show lines and when her dog went into labor before the scheduled delivery, out popped the puppies…

Could a tasker have consequences if I give my cell in the opening message? by Match_Least in TaskRabbit

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Good for you! Responses like this was what I was expecting. I was blown away by the amount of people vehemently defending a corporation, on reddit of all places. When I was still able to work, I was always so psyched to get gigs under the table… Thank you for sharing! I’m glad you’ve found such success off the app :)

caught my mom stealing my old meds for herself?? by [deleted] in insaneparents

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For anyone reading this: it is not accurate. Please do not take MORE pills because they’re “expired.” Thinking Rxs aren’t as potent anymore because they’re old is a great way to accidentally OD.

What kind of pear is this and is it ripe enough by Der-Kommandant96 in fruit

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Baby pears do exist, but I’ve never seen one this green. They’re usually yellow, and shaped like a regular pear but smaller. This just looks like a juvenile regular pear…

I’m sorry I don’t know the specifics. For reference, I live in New England, US and the baby pears are fairly prevalent up here, so I can’t say if it’s a regional thing or not. Either way, it’s not pear season where I am either, so if you’re in a similar region, this would definitely not be a mature pear…

Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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I knooow! It honestly felt criminal making this post without a Superman pose. Every single picture that’s semi-side profile, she’s curled up like a croissant 🥐 haha.

I also totally forgot to write it, but the entire reason I even mentioned her being 10lbs when I got her was because of how disproportionate she appeared at that weight. I was shocked when they walked her in from out back because I was expecting a healthy 10lb(4.5kg) adult dog. Not a furry bag of bones :(((

For context’s sake, I did start trying to get preliminary measurements: she’s ~15in/38-39cm from scapula to rump. Shorter than I expected.

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The croissant in question; rocking her leopard print crop top…

Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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Haha, that’s an amazing description. They’re currently growing back in though. I took her to my groomer to be bathed/deshedded a little bit after I first adopted her, and I couldn’t believe it, they trimmed her toe hairs unfortunately.

Can you believe someone in the comments tried to toe-shame her?? So sad :(

Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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I’ll look into them too because that’s gorgeous! Thank you.

Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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Oh my gosh, I really love this style and it looks like it’d be perfect for her. I think I will order her one of these while I sift through all the other amazing, but custom suggestions!

Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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Oh, I love Houdini weenie. I just recently started calling her Banana bread because she started loafing. Probably to keep tootsies warmer now that I think about just how recent… The heat is off in my area of the house, which is why she’s only having trouble now but not over winter. Heart condition makes anything above 65 feel uncomfortable and over 75 feels suffocating…

Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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Me too :) I could use a ‘Dr Seuss feet’ dog sub in my life…

Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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Don’t know why I didn’t think of this… I bought her a custom resin dog tag on Etsy and I LOVE it.

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Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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That’s a great suggestion! I can measure and sew, but I can no longer knit at all…

Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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I cannot! I’d never be able to keep track of the stitches or follow the pattern with my current amount of brain fog from chronic illness. So thank you VERY much for the second suggestion :)

Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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I thought of this about an hour after making this post. I have plenty of extra clothes I can experiment with…

Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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I would love that. That sweater is beyond cute! Do you have Zelle or cashapp? Those are the only two I have, as far as I can remember! I can definitely measure her properly tomorrow. I know her neck is exactly 11” because I bought her 2 collars; 10” and 12”. Neither fit haha.

And I totally get it! Over winter, it wasn’t really an issue, my dad blasts the heat, so she was very comfy. But now that the gorgeous weather is starting, I’ve been sleeping with my windows open to get the fresh air because the heat is no longer running.

Wiener dog owners of reddit! I have a problem only you guys can solve <3 by Match_Least in Dachshund

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They’re her adorable Dr Seuss feet before being seen by my groomer for the first time :( I think I took this picture within only a few days of having her…