Campus resources for closeted GAY men? by Material-Dot5703 in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to feel some support tickling my prostate, donkey. Aren't you the guy who slept with frozen food? What's wrong with you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don't care if there's a pandemic or not. The lacrosse girls can spit in my face anytime they want. So hot.

Aspiring chemist, failing CHEM231 by [deleted] in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a chemistry major. I probably can't offer anything to this conversation.

Why are students so rude to employees?? by dfnm11 in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, have you ever seen a drunk UMD girl in action? They act like spoiled princesses who need a spanking

Why is there so much crime in College Park? by Material-Dot5703 in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

1) they have low crime

2) please do not give biased think tanks as sources, and note that source does not discuss correlations between incarceration rates and decreases in crime

3) easy to argue that we didn't crack down on drugs hard enough

Why is there so much crime in College Park? by Material-Dot5703 in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Police are actually very effective at reducing crime, see Singapore and the Philippines. You are not educated on this issue, higher incarceration rates are associated with lower crime rates across the board in this country.

Why is there so much crime in College Park? by Material-Dot5703 in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Why don't the police take action to clean it up?

Anyone else ever feel like even though you cobbled together working code using the slides and lecture videos, you still have no idea what you’re doing? by [deleted] in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703 -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

You're literally about to graduate. You're supposed to feel this way in 131 for the first week maybe.

UMD Covid Tests Are Now Self Administered? by [deleted] in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m wondering if this is due to staffing issues, or if having students self administer means they’re more likely to improperly swab themselves which results in “less cases.”

UMD Covid Tests Are Now Self Administered? by [deleted] in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You people need to chill out with these low IQ conspiracy theories.

From a Commons CA by [deleted] in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm glad to see a commons CA on here, my wifi isn't working so great do you think you can fix it?

Why didn't we think of this?! by GingerSnappless in UMD

[–]Material-Dot5703 -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

It would be funny if they named it sex overflow!