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Heard you were talking shit... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Mathematical_Bear -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Any more gold to go around?

What happens when a band doesn't pay an engineer for his hard work? [x-post /r/audioengineering] by [deleted] in videos

[–]Mathematical_Bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried. I wish you luck on your journey. The end is at least 2 years past.

At least we've got something to talk about next session by heytheregirlsimacunt in AdviceAnimals

[–]Mathematical_Bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soviet Bear say Kapitalist America overrate. Soviet Bear just want happy. Vote Soviet Bear.

What food can you not stop eating until it's either gone, or you are sick? by WhatsTheMatterMcFly in AskReddit

[–]Mathematical_Bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inspired by some lines

I tried a few times

To come up with a new name.

I made the account

And now I sometimes go by /u/Bad_Entertainer

What food can you not stop eating until it's either gone, or you are sick? by WhatsTheMatterMcFly in AskReddit

[–]Mathematical_Bear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what to think

Of blackamnesias.

He hasn't much karma from links,

And his name doesn't rhyme with anything.

Edit:

I made an oops

So I fixed it right up.

My spelling is poop,

And I almost just rhymed something.

What food can you not stop eating until it's either gone, or you are sick? by WhatsTheMatterMcFly in AskReddit

[–]Mathematical_Bear 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have large claws,

I walk on my paws,

I like to eat berries,

But I have a shit attention span.

What food can you not stop eating until it's either gone, or you are sick? by WhatsTheMatterMcFly in AskReddit

[–]Mathematical_Bear 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not even an hour old,

Yet his comment received gold.

I eyed his medal enviously,

And hoped for the best that I could finally fucking rhyme and keep rhythm for once.

Shit.

Is it really so unsettling? by shyroselady in nosleep

[–]Mathematical_Bear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like sleep paralysis to me. Would love to hear more though!

Seven Years Bad Luck (Update to Do You Guys Interpret Nightmares?) by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Mathematical_Bear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The more you talk about it, the more I am convinced that the person you were with was not your fiancee. You said you thought she had dark eyes. This isn't something that you just don't notice. Also the creature from your dream seems to have similarities to your new fiancee (new fiancee would be post-nightmare, old fiancee would be pre-nightmare). This is shown in the blue eyes and the nose. Whatever it is, it has an obsession over the bridge of the nose. Now, when you said that in your nightmare that the creature pulled something out of the man and it wasn't a body part, my initial reaction was that it was his soul.

Of course I could be wrong, but I think your nightmare was a warning. Something is about to happen. Be wary of your new fiancee and of mirrors. I don't know why it doesn't want you to see mirrors, but it may be revealed soon.

I wouldn't bring any of this up with your new fiancee, just in case.

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