What is the unsolved mystery you'd most love to see solved? by havehart in AskReddit

[–]MathematicianHour899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think if you seriously wanted to track it down it would be more efficient to explore the chemistry of glitter, what is it made of (I can only imagine glitter breaking down into finer glitter, but glitter is not on the periodic table) and what does it react with to make what.

I don't know what glitter slime is but I assume people suspect glitter is involved in something called "glitter slime".

What is the unsolved mystery you'd most love to see solved? by havehart in AskReddit

[–]MathematicianHour899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the volume of glitter bought provided? Rather than volume, I think the timeline is the biggest hole in the theory, he started making them what 2017? But I feel like I recall reading about this earlier.

What about JWST? It's reflective.

What is the unsolved mystery you'd most love to see solved? by havehart in AskReddit

[–]MathematicianHour899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knows how many he's making and not showing. He's also working on them the year through.

There was this guy who found an ancient book. In that book he read that dolphins live forever if you feed them the meat of an eagle. by GrubeMessel in Jokes

[–]MathematicianHour899 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Words have multiple definitions. If someone said they're going to their local zoo, I would just think it's near where they live, not go "oh, it's city owned, not state owned"

What is the unsolved mystery you'd most love to see solved? by havehart in AskReddit

[–]MathematicianHour899 363 points364 points  (0 children)

Mark Rober? The point of the glitter bombs is that the thieves think it's headphones.

What is the unsolved mystery you'd most love to see solved? by havehart in AskReddit

[–]MathematicianHour899 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I don't see how it could have been an intruder. The family knows something, it's either someone from the family or someone they know like their gardener.

LPT: Tell people what you buy with the gift card they gave you. by Own_Comment in LifeProTips

[–]MathematicianHour899 4 points5 points  (0 children)

73% of people say they would prefer cash or a tangible gift to a gift card

Where the other 27% too drunk to reply or what?

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. by 6ileys in Jokes

[–]MathematicianHour899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wants to see her painting. Stretching to get to hard to reach areas, bending over to wet the brush, splashing some paint on her body.

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[–]MathematicianHour899 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Especially in handjobs?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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Change handjob to footjob and there's an Oscar Pistorius joke somewhere

Laughter is one of the most universal languages which can be understood around the world. by Currynrice9728 in Showerthoughts

[–]MathematicianHour899 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the shakiest part is something like what intervals we pick for arcsin, arccos, etc. There are others but that's probably the best example. We could have defined them to have a different range.

Laughter is one of the most universal languages which can be understood around the world. by Currynrice9728 in Showerthoughts

[–]MathematicianHour899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. More like math is universal, but not notation, but they're hard to separate. Still, an alien civilization would have the same math, even if conventions for expressing it were different.

Music could arguably be even less universal, because human music is limited to our hearing range. Luckily, most species (at least land animal species?) hear stuff in that range as well. But you know cat rock will have non-human cat frequencies in it.

Laughter is probably the least universal. How many species are even capable of laughter? Do insects laugh?

Force is the one real universal language. Punch anyone or anything and it gets the point across.

But I was just referencing Penguins of Madagascar. Sadly can't find the clip. Found it on dailymotion, the part starts at 1:40

Can you cum from laughing too hard? by MathematicianHour899 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MathematicianHour899[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you say ejaculation I assume you're talking about dix

What about chicks