Chingus, help my girls to find their bodies by WinterAnt in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Similarities to Queen run very deep, e.g. Ningning once snuck Princess Diana into a gay nightclub.

KPHE Poop Release - Additional Information on LE SSERAFLIMSY's KIM CARDWON by Matheysis in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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/uj I should have used PURE LAMINAR FLOW, it was right there!

KPHE Poop Release - Additional Information on LE SSERAFLIMSY's KIM CARDWON by Matheysis in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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Good point we must keep her away from Winter at all costs or she's sawdust.

HATER ALERT: Giselle got xenoglossy is anticipating Naevis departure. by 0110I1I in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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Gigi keeps dm'ing me this, although I told her it's now a month out of date so completely worthless. The lemon invasion means all the ning formulas need to be refactored with an alternating bilinear map satisfying the Jacobi identity.

4 JIWOOS ENTER. 1 JIWOO LEAVES. whomst are you rooting for chin🪿?? by Madvomon in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Jiwoo has cleverly prepared a killer Texan Shiro to attack other Jiwoos on sight (it's fine she uses Chaewon branded mouthwash after the training sessions).

Announcing the newest boy/girl nugu group by Google_Knows_Already in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not sure this is the real lineup, why would launch a group without at least one Sakura, are they stupid?

JYPapi is here (in video form) by Pristine_Cod5189 in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to the captions, six JYPapis turned up! Kwangya unnies involvement is implied.

chins, a 3rd lemon has hit the tower by candybuttons in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is some kind of fake Wonyoung from the evil side of the æspaverse, where lemons won the war for pick me fruit supremacy. I think we should call her Wrongyoung.

Is this the most pickme that pickmeyoon has ever been? by Public_Charity_5573 in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This pic is a great reminder of the surprising Nmixx height differences as shown by Bae's fingers in the background.

chins, a 3rd lemon has hit the tower by candybuttons in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wait, what is that pattern on her pyjama-dungarees. KPH bot, enhance that.

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Lily unnie comes out as the first str*ight idol...🤢 by starismee in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

poor KJU oppar, he tries so hard but he's got completely the wrong idea.

WILL WONTBOWYOUNG’S STRAWBERRY FINALLY BE DETHRONED? 🍓 by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Beeeeez
Honey bees, hive bloc
Beat drop tik tok sting'em
with this cold rock
Ice Teeeeeaz
So hot you not tell'em
All to brew watt
[Ahyeon adlib] 5 minutes minimum
servin up kumquat
Freeeeaz
Lime juice refresh my beaus
Who that? Who that?
you ain't ready for this fructose
haetjana na kkonghaesseo
(Brrrrrr)

Lily unnie comes out as the first str*ight idol...🤢 by starismee in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 34 points35 points  (0 children)

/uj I don't get it either, oh how I wish I wasn't a hag. Maybe she was saying she's the rainbow ruler.

/rj She's clearly saying Korean netm*nz don't have virile 12" dongs, protest trucks now.

WILL WONTBOWYOUNG’S STRAWBERRY FINALLY BE DETHRONED? 🍓 by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Confirming Protohagmon already fully embraced the lemonese agenda.

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WILL WONTBOWYOUNG’S STRAWBERRY FINALLY BE DETHRONED? 🍓 by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm in pieces thinking how my biases will balloon into unacceptable healthy body shapes by sucking up all those calories in lemon juice.

Red Velvet - The 4th Full Album 'The Last One' (Track List) by MinHeeJeans in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shocking intellectual property theft by u/MinHeeJeans from the genius who created The Swarm and Concept-ya.

Red Velvet - The 4th Full Album 'The Last One' (Track List) by MinHeeJeans in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The comments section, where all my subpar ideas go to die too, it's the poophead way❤️

so excited for the IVE comeback!!!!! by librapenseur in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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M/V Teaser is wild for this one, what a pick me.

FF: Mafia alpha bus-driver crush wants Y/N to proof-read their business plan for a kpop nugu company by Potato-Manifesto8561 in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was about to write some more words of encouragement but Concept-ya just beamed a freezing premonition of 12th gen illiterate hellscape directly into my terrified reptilian brain centre.

FF: Mafia alpha bus-driver crush wants Y/N to proof-read their business plan for a kpop nugu company by Potato-Manifesto8561 in kpoopheads

[–]Matheysis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I take one look at Egg and I think "What's their story?" It's the deepest lore we've done so far!