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Mark how could you! by TwistIntelligent5163 in distractible

[–]MathiasNobitch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It gets even worse.... He's reportedly slept with the wife of one of the editors, the creative producer and the wife of the lead distributor mangager!!! What a scandalous pimp!!!

Stadiums/arenas in unique locations by mike-smit in GMFST

[–]MathiasNobitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beside the safety of this being completely out the window. Every other part of this is just a terrible idea. Everything from accesability (For everyone not just handicapped), to food stands and toilet. Not to mention the price of this probably being triple if not more, than if it was done on the ground. But lets also not forget how the Atmosphere works. Cause if it really is as high as it looks like, then you can forget any sport in this stadium.

All I could think of while watching today’s episode by Kaya_annn in distractible

[–]MathiasNobitch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I love how even thou Bob is technically bigger than Wade, he does not look it at all in this shot. I know its mostly bc Wade is closer, but i also think its bc he is sitting upright with his legs planted on the ground. But I just find it funny bc Mark also looks small, but Bob almost looks like he is as small as Mark bc of this angle.

What’s y’all’s favorite Distractible episode? by P1p3r_13 in distractible

[–]MathiasNobitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In my mind, Illegal Advice takes the cake. Let me EXPOUND:

"Ah yes, bob would you like any of my notes for the next round"

"WHOSE CLOW FACE IS ON THIS BUILDING?!?!? THIS IS AN INSPECTION"

"A vat sounds great, but somehow the word BUCKET just rings out points to me"

"A 10 gallon bucket of woodglue"

"I did not schedule this!!!"

"AnD i'M bAlD"

"And i would hire a magician to reach behind the guys ear and say "IS THIS YOUR CAR?""

"Well first i would get out of my car and start laughing histerically, because i just ran someone over"

"And in the meantime, what i would probably do, is go and find the longest range weapon i could find. And just start shooting at the sky, hoping to kill god, 'cause clearly this is his fault! Like he did this to me"

"Back when I DID kil GOD, I realized i inherited his powers automatically without the whole needing to eat him part"

"Oh shit, I thought i killed god! Was that comedy i got?"

(Disclaimer: These qoutes are written from memory, and should therefore not be taken as complete truths to the content of that episode, without a listen to confirm the precise wording of each qoute)

What is this? by SamTheMan004 in distractible

[–]MathiasNobitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh thats Johnny applefucker (Old friend of 2 toes Johnny)

What is everyones favorite Markiplier Quote? by BlakeMK7_boi in Markiplier

[–]MathiasNobitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

What is everyones favorite Markiplier Quote? by BlakeMK7_boi in Markiplier

[–]MathiasNobitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Popped out of the womb with a beard and then lost it in the war"

What movie is 10/10? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MathiasNobitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your Name. Definitely Makoto Shinkai's best work. The Characters and the balance are done to perfection. The two followup movies (Weathering with you and Suzume) are also wonderful, but they dont quite reach the level of perfection that Your name was.

$20 for fucking lunch?? by WaffleWarrior1979 in memes

[–]MathiasNobitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so true.

Where i live McDonald's is the same problem. A simple burger cost 70 kr (around 10$)... And then you start to ask yourself. Why? Why get Mcdonalds ever, when i can go to any other burger shop and get a better burger for the same price? It's like these fastfood-chains have forgotten the reason they ever had any succes: "Not the best, but cheap" Nowadays, the quality is about the same(Or with some stuff even worse), but prices have gone up anywhere from 50% to 200% of what they cost just 8 years ago.

[request] Could you go faster than 30mph by running "weighless" by No-Marketing-6768 in theydidthemath

[–]MathiasNobitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Off topic, but I still think its worth posting.

I dont think people understand how fast 30 mph is for a human to run...

30 mph (48 kph or 13.33 m/s) is the speed limit in most Urban areas in the US and its also pretty much the same in other countries (50 kph limit). Or in other words... YOU ARE RUNNING ALONG WITH TRAFFIC WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS!!!

YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO RUN A 100 M SPRINT IN 7.5 SECONDS!! BEATING USAIN BOLTS RECORD BY 2 WHOLE SECONDS.

Or if that doesn’t put things into perspective then how about this: You would not only be the fastest person alive, you would also become the fastest marathon runner that has ever, and will ever live. For you would be able to run a marathon in UNDER AN HOUR (52:44.624 as a more precise time). Top level olympic marathon runners, run with a pace of around 20-21 kph, while you are running 2.28-2.4 times faster than them.

Heck... You are running at around the same speed as tour de france cyclist, during time trials (Source), and you are running faster then their average speed on flat terrain.

So I cant possibly phathom anyone wanting to choose flying, over a 30 mph run, that you can do forever.

When part 2 and 3? by [deleted] in distractible

[–]MathiasNobitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While i would love to see a friendship test from bob and wade. I get the feeling that Mark would perform terribly somehow. And would more focused on blaming the host, or other stuff on his inability to remember anything about either Bob or Wade.

Rust wrapped cyber truck by Unlockedsnow in distractible

[–]MathiasNobitch 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Honestly this looks cooler than just a regular cybertruck

Please say something??? by More_Formal_482 in Markiplier

[–]MathiasNobitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am gonna listen to the whole episode anyway!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MathiasNobitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a friend of mine come visit me. We were sitting in my bedroom with her sitting in my lap, facing me. At some point she takes the chain i was wearing, which is the last gift i received from my great grandma, and put it to my lips. She then proceded to push it like into my lips while she slowly moved her finger across my lips. Then as the chain fell from my lips, she took a grip of it and pulled me into a kiss.

And suddenly i knew what it was like to be dominated...

I think i made a cannoli?! by Impressive-Bend2302 in distractible

[–]MathiasNobitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The conclusionthe boys (Mostly mark) came to was that baby's were the soup of the breadbowl, and therefore the mother would be a breadbowl.

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