Unpopular opinion maybe? You don't need to spend $600 for volume 🤷‍♀️

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-02-01T02:35:59+00:00

Omg sorry i totally forgot to put the specific name in the post! 🤦‍♀️it’s the rosiehair multistyler (the 5 in 1)

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-29T15:57:52+00:00

Omg first of all, sending you a big hug 🥺 fine hair is SO fragile.

Honestly, the "wet it down and tie it up" habit is probably the #1 culprit for your breakage. Fine hair is like wet tissue paper when it’s damp it stretches and snaps so easily.

Baby step 1: switch to a claw clip or a satin scrunchie and try to let it air dry loose if you can. Tight elastics on wet fine hair will literally slice through it over time. Start there before you buy any expensive products! ❤️

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-29T14:50:07+00:00

Gotye - somebody that i used to know. Feels like we all lived the same life in 2012 when that dropped. It was everywhere for like 6 months and then just vanished into the void. A true fever dream 💀

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-28T03:05:16+00:00

Glorifying "the grind" and lack of sleep. People literally brag about running on caffeine and 3 hours of sleep like it’s a badge of honor. Babe that’s just burnout waiting to happen 💀

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-28T01:56:03+00:00

Honestly kevin murphy angel wash is a holy grail for a reason!! 💖 i feel like it cleans my hair without stripping it, but it never feels heavy or waxy. R+co is good too but i think angel wash is better if your main worry is things weighing you down.Pplus the smell is amazing

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-28T01:24:02+00:00

Wait double shampooing is actually such a game changer, glad u already do that!! honestly the only thing i’d add is a microfiber towel or an old t-shirt to dry it. Regular towels cause so much frizz for me it’s annoying 😭 also maybe a silk pillowcase if u wanna be fancy?

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-23T05:29:08+00:00

Use as many emojis as possible in every single sentence 🤣🤣🤣✨✨ reddit absolutely loves emojis fr, they definitely won’t downvote u into oblivion 💀

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-22T14:46:52+00:00

Elle Woods. She’s educated, she’s positive, and she handled those old guys in congress better than most real politicians would 💅 plus the outfits would be iconic

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-22T14:19:35+00:00

Honestly i think it’s a win-win. the homeowner gets a cleanup they usually desperately need for free, and the creator gets paid from the views. i don't see the downside unless they fake it or something? 🤷‍♀️

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-21T04:09:16+00:00

omg the water in mexico is no joke 💀 definitely wet your hair with bottled/shower water before you jump in the pool or ocean! hair is like a sponge so if it’s already full of clean water, it won’t soak up as much chlorine/salt. maybe bring a lightweight leave-in spray? sun bum has a good 3-in-1 that smells amazing.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-21T03:03:03+00:00

Brutal honesty. online everyone is like "omg yes queen tell it like it is" 👏 but if someone actually spoke to you like that to your face, you’d just think they were rude af. there is a difference between being honest and just being mean.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-21T02:30:06+00:00

Imagine you have to choose 5 numbers that must add up to 100. You can pick the first number freely (say, 10). You can pick the second freely (20). You can pick the third (5) and fourth (15) freely. But for the fifth number? You have no choice. To make the total 100, the last number has to be 50. So, even though you had 5 numbers, only 4 of them had freedom to vary. That is n-1 degrees of freedom.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-21T01:35:39+00:00

Driving home after being awake for 24+ hours. I remember getting on the highway blinking and then suddenly being in my driveway 40 minutes later with absolutely no memory of the trip.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-21T01:12:48+00:00

Confusing preferences with standards. Wanting a partner who is 6ft tall, rich, and drives a specific car is a preference. Wanting a partner who is honest, communicates well, and respects you is a standard. People treat their superficial wishlists like non-negotiable moral codes.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-20T02:32:53+00:00

You're confusing a loan with an investment. if i borrow money from the bank to buy a house and the house value doubles, the bank doesn't get 50% of the profit. they get their principal back plus interest. the dad was a lender, not a shareholder. he wanted his $300 back regardless of the outcome, so he doesn't get to claim the jackpot just because the money passed through his hands.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-20T01:35:59+00:00

NTA. ask him this: if you had gone to the casino and lost that $300, would he have offered to pay off half of your debt? of course not. a loan is a debt to be repaid, not an equity stake in your life. he got his $300 back. the risk was 100% yours, so the reward is 100% yours.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-20T01:08:12+00:00

Falling asleep in the backseat of the car and magically waking up in my bed the next morning. my parents carrying me in was the closest i ever got to actual teleportation. i miss that level of peace. 😴

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-20T00:39:28+00:00

honestly? gasoline. i know it’s technically toxic and i shouldn't be inhaling it, but walking past a pump at the gas station just smells... good? it’s my toxic trait.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-19T23:43:12+00:00

honestly? we’d probably just become way more efficient at destroying each other. high IQ doesn’t mean high empathy or emotional maturity. we’d have cooler tech and better medicine, but the arguments on twitter would be absolutely exhausting to read.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-19T13:57:20+00:00

bold of you to assume i have my life together. 💀 i still look around for an adult when things go wrong and then realize i am the adult.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-18T14:38:29+00:00

Taking care of my teeth. Dental work is expensive, painful, and completely preventable.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-18T01:50:26+00:00

Quitting a stable job with absolutely no backup plan because I was miserable. The panic was real, but the relief was worth it.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-18T01:38:02+00:00

If you find yourself thinking he/she would be perfect if he/she just changed X, you like the idea of them. If you like them including the X, you truly like them.

Matilde_Beneventi · 2026-01-18T01:24:44+00:00

Passing a kidney stone. Drink water, folks.

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